WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the tabelle with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milch carton.
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check oder charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Fernsehen set in her purse.
"So, do Du always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how Du can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out Von the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He Antwort that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few Minuten later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought Du were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milch carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a scheunenhof, barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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WORDS
A husband read an Artikel to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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CREATION
A man sagte to his wife one day, "I don't know how Du can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so Du would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to Du !
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the Weiter day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The Weiter morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper Von the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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She's sitting at the tabelle with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milch carton.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check oder charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a Fernsehen set in her purse.
"So, do Du always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how Du can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out Von the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He Antwort that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few Minuten later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the co unter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought Du were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ....... so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milch carton!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a scheunenhof, barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WORDS
A husband read an Artikel to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000 .
The wife r eplied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
CREATION
A man sagte to his wife one day, "I don't know how Du can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so Du would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to Du !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the Weiter day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The Weiter morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper Von the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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* orange Lavaburst
* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
__________________________________________________
THE WORD HI 61 TIMES
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Du sometimes feel sad oder depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Du sorry, but if your in any other country, then Du still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Du think of Schokolade everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Du sometimes feel sad oder depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Du sorry, but if your in any other country, then Du still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Du think of Schokolade everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Artikel like this so here's another one.I hope Du enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks Von (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals Von say "would Du like to Mitmachen us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good oder I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks Von (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals Von say "would Du like to Mitmachen us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good oder I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?