1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Du walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Du for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t Du wearing shoes” Du reply Von standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells Du to stop, kreuz your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks Du why Du didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When Du have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), Du stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do Du need help on?” Du smirk and whisper “I know what Du did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 Minuten after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Süßigkeiten out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for Du =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why Du were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 Sekunden and the bottom.
20. When Du leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Zeigen up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person Weiter to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out Zufällig things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher Du heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like Du need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When Du graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS Du SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up Von their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks Fragen if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her Du know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper oder rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Du answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Du answer “Absent
42.If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one oder two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat Essen in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the Antwort to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Du for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.
6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t Du wearing shoes” Du reply Von standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.
7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”
8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
9. When your teacher tells Du to stop, kreuz your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”
10.Don’t do your Homework.
11. When your teacher asks Du why Du didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.
12. When Du have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), Du stand up and say “PROVE IT!”
13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do Du need help on?” Du smirk and whisper “I know what Du did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)
14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.
15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”
16. 5 Minuten after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”
16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.
17. (Back in normal clothes) hand Süßigkeiten out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for Du =P that’s payback for that F!” >D
18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why Du were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D
19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 Sekunden and the bottom.
20. When Du leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”
21. Zeigen up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)
22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”
23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”
24. Whisper to the person Weiter to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out Zufällig things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.
26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
27. Tell your teacher Du heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.
28. During an exam, act like Du need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)
29. When Du graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS Du SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up Von their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”
31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect
32.Speak like Yoda
33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'
34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language
35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"
37.Ask if why she asks Fragen if she "supposedly" knows the answer.
38.Tell her Du know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong
39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper oder rubbers at them
40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Du answer “take it where”.
41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Du answer “Absent
42.If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it
44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head
45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one oder two points higher than it actually is.
46.Use crayon for important assignments
47.When possible, eat Essen in class. Loud, crunchy food
48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.
49.Blurt out the Antwort to the teachers questions
50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.
51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.
i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Du enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please Kommentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make Mehr lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please Kommentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make Mehr lines.
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Skittles Vodka
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite halskette on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me fisch all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Du need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Du will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Du will get a tail but Du do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Du will get powers when Du do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Du but the spell the got put on Du will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite halskette on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me fisch all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Du need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Du will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Du will get a tail but Du do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Du will get powers when Du do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Du but the spell the got put on Du will end in the mornings.
