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posted by I_love_Mikey
Musik is genuinely the most important thing to life. Musik is something that Du cannot live without. It changes thought process, and is a good way to express emotion. Almost every song was written because people went through something and wrote a song; normally people find connections through Musik and either find it comforting oder helpful.

Honestly, there're many genres of Musik I can't stand. Many things that I would rather cut my ears off then listen to. There are things I can't tolerate, like country, oder pop, oder Lady Gaga, oder anything like that. I am Mehr into techno oder screamo oder metal. But, I'm open to music. Each genre has a different group of fans.

Musik has a huge influence on people's emotions. It can make people cry, it can make people laugh, it can make someone jump off of a bridge. There're triggers in songs that change a thought process. Lyrics are meaningful, but so is the tune and background of the song; it creates a feel of the song.

What's your opinion on music? Could Du live without it?
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1. Du can do whatever Du damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. Du can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. Du can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. Du don't having to think about birth control, calendars oder ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. Du can go out and flirt as much as your herz desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet sitz issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...
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Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between Du and the people in front of Du while waiting in line.
Every time Du pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind Du in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let Du off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, oder pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...
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I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an Artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an Artikel about reasons why Du should do pointe
1. Du get to be taller
2. Du can use them in self defense
3. Du can... what Du don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 Stunde Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done Von a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the Tag of the...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did Du get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been gegeben your share !

HE: Will Du come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make Du very happy
SHE: Why? Are Du leaving?

HE: What would Du say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Liebe is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Du believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Hunde Liebe to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Du if Du blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a baum falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a kasserolle

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole ente

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the Weiter car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The Mehr it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying Du should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the Kommentare which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz Du hate America."

3. When Du go to the princible's office, and when he asks why Du were sent, say, "I wrote that Du sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited Von mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled Von Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apfel, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened brot which is brot made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
Du came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one Tag embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Liebe the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Liebe the way Du Zeigen u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever safe, sicher within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Du try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer butter Masala" dish good?...
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