here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Zufällig ninger play (sorry if i offend Du i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a Monat so i thought td post it here)
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!
saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing
sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...
sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!
sapa:what i havent done enything yet??
sioki:we still hate Du !!
sapa: dose saska hate me too?
sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!
sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment
sioki:STOP EXISTING!!
saska:*starts beatboxing*
saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song
It all started when Chloe was in the küche making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1.Determine how many times a week Du eat oder want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 oder 10.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say Du eat Schokolade 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number Von 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the Zurück result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that Von 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current Jahr (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If Du haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming Du were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 oder 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one oder two digits will be the number of times per week Du eat oder want Schokolade (the number Du specified in the first step).
8 pieces of Schokolade a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. Du wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. Du can tell me if Du ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."