Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Bewegen a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick Du out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t Du people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what Du can “catch” Von casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.
19. Play Fußball using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race Du across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks Du get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka oder Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind Du in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to Zufällig strangers and say “I haven’t seen Du in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a kissen fort.
43. Shopping karte, warenkorb races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their karte, warenkorb to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another Süßigkeiten bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until Du get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a Essen court, buy a soft drink; explain that Du don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 Minuten about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.
4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
8. Bewegen a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick Du out
10. Set up a tent in the camping department
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Why can’t Du people just leave me alone?
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
17. See what Du can “catch” Von casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.
19. Play Fußball using the whole store as your field
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race Du across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks Du get
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka oder Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind Du in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to Zufällig strangers and say “I haven’t seen Du in so long!” etc.
31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don’t tell them that they’re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people.
38. Play with the price scanners.
39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.
40. Play with the automatic doors.
41. Make a kissen fort.
43. Shopping karte, warenkorb races. Enough said.
44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.
48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s
49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.
50. When someone steps away from their karte, warenkorb to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
51. Run around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks let’s go to target!
52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another Süßigkeiten bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until Du get bored.
53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a Essen court, buy a soft drink; explain that Du don’t get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.
58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 Minuten about unicorns.
59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”
60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming “Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas.
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and Du don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do Du use these emotions oder others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) KISS
-See Mehr emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. oder be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat Essen that can make Du sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda oder crush
4) gety near load stuff oder equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late Stunde
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms straße orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make Du hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what Du did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big Fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes Du mad oder doesnt agree with your point of view Du just Berichten them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes Du mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont Berichten thm. Because we are a big family and we dont Berichten oder block family we care and Zeigen Liebe for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to Berichten someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Liebe all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do Du want?" "I'm calling to Berichten my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank Du very much for the call, sir." The Weiter day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"