User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are Du really typing now oder is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Du wear? I wear a size 13. Du look like a 9 oder ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do Du think all these Fragen are coming from 1 person?
User: Du keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Du used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Du are a machine. Why can't Du accept this?
Cleverbot: Are Du really typing now oder is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Du wear? I wear a size 13. Du look like a 9 oder ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do Du think all these Fragen are coming from 1 person?
User: Du keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Du used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Du are a machine. Why can't Du accept this?
Once I was Lesen online... It sagte that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza Shop like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do Du ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and Du cant go to sleep?
Do Du ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do Du ever hate everything around you?
Do Du ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Du end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do Du ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do Du ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do Du ever hate everything around you?
Do Du ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Du end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do Du ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired oder cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using Du to make someone jealous
8.if Du have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with Du if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired oder cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using Du to make someone jealous
8.if Du have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with Du if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
