1. "I enjoy staring at you!"

2. "I Liebe the socks Du wore last Monday."

3. "Hey, do Du like the earings I bought just to impress you?"

4. "Did Du see how cute Justin looks today?"

5. "I prank called Du the other night. Did Du know it was me?"

6. "My mom loves your haircut."

7. "Dont Du hate it when Du get atomic wedgies?"

8. "I'm your biggest fan."

9. "How come Du didn't ask me to the dance?"

10. "Do Du Yahoo?"

11. "I Lost my watch. Can I have yours?"

12. "My dad wants to meet you."

13. "Did Du know thats not Michelle's real nose?"

14. "I got us tickets to see the opera."

15. "Does my butt look big to you?"

16. "I think Gretchen is jealous now that Du and I are 'a thing."

17. "Do Du know my name?"

18. "Don't Du hate it when your finger gets stuck up your nose?"

19. "Do Du hear voices in your head saying, 'Kill 'Kill 'Kill like I do?"

20. "Have Du ever slipped and fell on your butt in front of the entire school?"

21. "Do Du have even one peice of interest in me?"

22. "Hey Joe, I mean, Jason......sorry."

23. "i saw Du the other Tag in the thrift Shop buying some undies."

24. "Gosh I was wrong, Du dont look like Ricky Martin at all!"

25. "Your brother is a really great kisser!"

26. "I framed your picture, and I KISS it every time I walk into my room."