Zufällig Article: A really bad Tag

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posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps Weiter to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy Du another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This Tag is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police sagte that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bett with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, Du Zeigen up and drink my poison."

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DreamWorks Kung Fu Panda

added by 3xZ

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Another way of doing a Helluva Boss review..

posted by Canada24

Cody Leach

Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..

THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's insgesamt prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's Mehr serious scenes..
* The shows insgesamt qulity. Du can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* Du can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...

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added by Crazedsitcomfan

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TRUTH & DARE Fragen (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do Du have a crush on?

If Du had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Du would want to make out with

Name five people Du hate and why Du hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Du ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Du did, what did Du do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Du ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Du had your first kiss, if Du have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Du ever seen a parent naked?

Have Du ever seen Tiere reproducing?

Have Du stalked anyone,...

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23 Zufällig funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Fragen to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - oben, nach oben 20 Liste

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and Du know it bomb Iraq
If Du cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Du never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Du think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute Emo Liebe Zitate

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one Du love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say Du Liebe me unless Du really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like Du could KISS my imperfections away,
And I would stand Von your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to Du on everything I am,
And I dedicate to Du all that I have,
And I promise Du that I will stand right Von your side,
Forever and always, until the Tag I die.

I’m not crying over what Du said;
It’s what Du didn’t say that...

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The oben, nach oben 10 Biggest Dumbasses In Distress

posted by KataraLover

We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks Von a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved Von the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid oder late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...

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My oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten

posted by KataraLover

I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get Videos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an Artikel here on Fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this Liste is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Liebe as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...

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Quiz:Bet I can make Du say,"Purple."

posted by 90sfan

Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first Quiz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told Du I could make Du say 256.

OK,if Du sagte to yourself,"No.You sagte Du can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if Du didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have Du ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this Artikel is right for you! Hahaha. Du know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that Du have to go to the bathroom, and that Du think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are Du doing okay in there?". To make it even Mehr annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Du arrive at the Weiter stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Du are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Du all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now Du know how to do it!
Now, if Du want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Zeigen your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if Du win, Du get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Du are a winner check everything on your profile.

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My Heroes (a truelox fanfic)

posted by KitKitty12

(A/N) there is gayness, cussing, and sex

~Jason's POV~

I had just woke up tomorrow is Pax and im really excited.

I pulled off the covers and swung my legs over the side of the bett and stood up.

I'm going to Pax with Sky, Dawn, Husky, Jerome, And Deadlox, i was excited i'd never actually met them and tomorrow i would.

I grabbed a pair of clothes and a towel and hopped into the dusche blasting my outro song Eclipse.

Five to ten Minuten later i climbed out and pulled my clothes on and brushed my hair out.

"Daily routine..done" I muttered to myself staring at the mirror.

My phone rang, i quickly grabbed...

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My oben, nach oben 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so Du don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

Chonky dichtung

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Pharah and Mercy

added by Seanthehedgehog

Source: Blizzard

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of Du may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a Mehr beliebt game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created Von Yoko Taro, who created it to make a Mehr grim RPG with no morally just...