LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
AS Du can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the Zufällig spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. Du guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! Du are wrecking the Fanpop family, and Du are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If Du have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Du want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.
This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if Du want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE Tag I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE bett AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE Weiter MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA
THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!