WARNING: THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER!!!! IDK Y I gepostet IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! enjoy.
This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!
This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!
LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
Sorry,
but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the Liebe of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Liebhaber of the herz
In order to form
a Mehr perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss. Artikel 1:
Statement of Love:
The
KISS 1.
KISS on the
hand
I adore Du
2.
KISS on the cheek
I just
want to be Friends
3.
KISS on the
neck
I want Du
4.
KISS on the
lips
I Liebe Du
5.
KISS on the
ears
I am just playing
6.
KISS anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
KISS
me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without Du 9.
Hand on your waist
I Liebe
Du to much to let Du go
Artikel 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any
guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any
girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys
& Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Artikel 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for
a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall KISS
at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A pfirsich is a pfirsich
A pflaume is a plum,
A KISS isn't
a KISS
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1.
They will
always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The
way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they KISS Du and
all of a sudden
everything
is right in the world
6.
How
cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they
take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth
while
8.
Because they are always
warm
even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they
look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The
way they fisch for compliments
even though Du both know that Du
think
she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How
cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her
hand always finds yours
13.
The way they
smile
14.
The way Du feel
when Du see their name
on the call ID
after Du just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
'lets not fight anymore'
even though Du know that
an Stunde later....
16.
The
way they KISS when
Du do something nice for them
17.
The way they KISS Du
when Du say
'I
Liebe you'
18.
Actually ...
just the way they KISS you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they
cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over
something that silly
21.
The way they
hit Du
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then
the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though
we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they
say
'I miss you'
24.
The way Du
miss them
25.
The way their tears
make Du want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet
regardless
if Du Liebe them,
hate them,
wish they would die
oder
know that Du would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because
once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become
everything to you.
When Du look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the
depths of their souls
and
Du say a million things
without trace of
a sound,
Du know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within
the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We Liebe them for a million
reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a Liebe chain letter......................................
In an Stunde Du are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy,
just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25
people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
Du then say
the
name of the person
Du like oder Liebe
and then the person will say
'I
Liebe you,'
oder
'Will Du go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If Du break the chain letter,
Du will have bad luck
in future
relationships.
If Du don't
break the chain,
then Du will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!
!
Du have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on
the Internet!
Once Du read,
this letter Du must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After
Du send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
Du MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
oder
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE Jahr 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE guinneß, guinness BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF Du DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD oder WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE Mehr PEOPLE
Du SEND THIS TO
THE Mehr LUCK Du WILL
HAVE IN YOUR Liebe LIFE.
IF Du BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING
SINCE 1887)
Du WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR Liebe LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD
LUCK
This is cute, but in one bit it is GROSS!!!
This chain letter is real
so follow the instructions
and something
good will happen!!
LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
Sorry,
but this chain
letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the Liebe of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Liebhaber of the herz
In order to form
a Mehr perfect kiss,
enable the
mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one
kiss. Artikel 1:
Statement of Love:
The
KISS 1.
KISS on the
hand
I adore Du
2.
KISS on the cheek
I just
want to be Friends
3.
KISS on the
neck
I want Du
4.
KISS on the
lips
I Liebe Du
5.
KISS on the
ears
I am just playing
6.
KISS anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
KISS
me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without Du 9.
Hand on your waist
I Liebe
Du to much to let Du go
Artikel 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any
guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any
girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys
& Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare.
Artikel 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for
a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall KISS
at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A pfirsich is a pfirsich
A pflaume is a plum,
A KISS isn't
a KISS
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:
1.
They will
always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The
way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they KISS Du and
all of a sudden
everything
is right in the world
6.
How
cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they
take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth
while
8.
Because they are always
warm
even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they
look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The
way they fisch for compliments
even though Du both know that Du
think
she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How
cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her
hand always finds yours
13.
The way they
smile
14.
The way Du feel
when Du see their name
on the call ID
after Du just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
'lets not fight anymore'
even though Du know that
an Stunde later....
16.
The
way they KISS when
Du do something nice for them
17.
The way they KISS Du
when Du say
'I
Liebe you'
18.
Actually ...
just the way they KISS you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they
cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over
something that silly
21.
The way they
hit Du
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then
the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though
we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they
say
'I miss you'
24.
The way Du
miss them
25.
The way their tears
make Du want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet
regardless
if Du Liebe them,
hate them,
wish they would die
oder
know that Du would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because
once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become
everything to you.
When Du look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the
depths of their souls
and
Du say a million things
without trace of
a sound,
Du know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within
the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We Liebe them for a million
reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1887.
It is a Liebe chain letter......................................
In an Stunde Du are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy,
just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25
people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
Du then say
the
name of the person
Du like oder Liebe
and then the person will say
'I
Liebe you,'
oder
'Will Du go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If Du break the chain letter,
Du will have bad luck
in future
relationships.
If Du don't
break the chain,
then Du will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!
!
Du have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on
the Internet!
Once Du read,
this letter Du must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After
Du send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
Du MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
oder
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE Jahr 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE guinneß, guinness BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF Du DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD oder WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE Mehr PEOPLE
Du SEND THIS TO
THE Mehr LUCK Du WILL
HAVE IN YOUR Liebe LIFE.
IF Du BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING
SINCE 1887)
Du WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR Liebe LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD
LUCK
