Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If Du consider it a sport to gather your Essen Von drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all Tag hoping that the Essen will swim by, Du might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each Jahr because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, Du might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, Du might live in Michigan .

If Du instinctively walk like a pinguin for five months out of the year, Du might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because Du know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that Du must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who Du are and Du should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make Du feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

Du know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your Favorit character from star, sterne Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled Von Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, oder Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your Favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding oder happy
:-( depressed oder frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool oder sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



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