1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on Tiere only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use Von trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either Von falling into the water oder while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm Von 15cm Von 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist oben, nach oben off with hands. Throw oben, nach oben away. Do not put oben, nach oben in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milch crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of ratte poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- gepostet on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car oder operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor oder outdoor use only." -- On a string of Weihnachten lights.
25. "Wearing of this kleidungsstück does not enable Du to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if Du have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarkt Dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarkt Dessert box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on Tiere only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use Von trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either Von falling into the water oder while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm Von 15cm Von 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist oben, nach oben off with hands. Throw oben, nach oben away. Do not put oben, nach oben in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milch crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of ratte poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- gepostet on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car oder operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor oder outdoor use only." -- On a string of Weihnachten lights.
25. "Wearing of this kleidungsstück does not enable Du to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if Du have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarkt Dessert box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarkt Dessert box.
Once I was Lesen online... It sagte that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza Shop like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Do Du ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and Du cant go to sleep?
Do Du ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do Du ever hate everything around you?
Do Du ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Du end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do Du ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
Do Du ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?
Do Du ever hate everything around you?
Do Du ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that Du end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?
Do Du ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?
sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
