Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...
10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a Liste like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Schreiben taunting letters to police. If Du heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..
9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual pleasure..
She was cunning, that's she remained undetected for so long.. But eventually her luck did run out and she was caught..
8: Jon Wayne Gacey:
The clown man. A guy who targets children will always be in lists like this.. Not much to really say about him..
7: Richard Kuklinski:
The Ice Man, now this guy was wild. He was a hitman who got his name cause he liked to freeze the bodies oder something.. He was known for having no empathy, he shot a man walking his dog simply cause he was asked to. Sometimes not even that, even just looking at him will get Du shot. And those are the lucky ones. The guy experimented with rats, and many other turtures. He also holds grudges, and as soon as his former boss no longer had use for him Richard immediately killed him for a past offence.. Unsurprisingly he was also an abusive husband, but least he was okay to the kids. oder least didn't hit them.. Which is.. Something I guess...
6: Delphine LaLaurie:
Madame LaLaurie, oh LaLaurie. The woman who abused slaves so badly that she was chased away Von a mob for it, and this a time where slaves had no rights, it was just that horrible.. And what was it? Well she caused a child to kill herself other than face punishment, locked slaves in the attic and based on Fotos cut some of them open.. Most of these are for minor offences. The woman seemed like she just needed any and all excuses..
5: Paul Bernardo:
The Barbie and Ken case remains one of Canada's darkest memories.. And she wasn't innocent, she filmed the rape of her own sister yet played victim and was allowed bail.. He meanwhile was sentenced to death for countless rapes and murders..
4: Katherine Knight:
The expression "Hell Have No Fury Like a Woman Scorned" truly is the best way to describe this bitch.. Katherine was a woman of extreme anger issues, a domestic abuser who's favourite habit is whacking Du on the head with a frying pan, and even nearly strangled her one of her husbands, just for ''only pleasing her three times".. The woman had many red flags, including slitting the throat a welpe just as a ''warning'', yet for some reason was never charged.. Not til she finally killed one of them. Not just that, she cut him up and tried to trick his children into eating him Von serving the meat for dinner.. Thankfully she was arrested before the last part could happen.. She became known as the first woman in Austeria to spent life behind bars..
3: Jeffrey Dahmer:
There's a whole Netflix series about him.. For some reason.. Yes let's glorify this pathetic, fucking garbage asshole, I'm sure the family's will Liebe that.. This why I didn't watch the Ted Bendy thing either.. Anyway, there's evidence he wasn't just a cannibal, but a necrophile. So have fun with that vision..
2: Peter Kürten:
One of the worst in my opinion.. The guy was known as the vampire, a Titel shared only with my number one.. The guy went around for years killing and raping any woman he can, the usual shit. But his was something else, as he even lived up to his name and drank the blood.. Even his own death Von beheading seemed to give him sexual pleasure and he allegedly died with a smile on his face as he watched his own guillotine fall..
1: Elizebeth Bathory:
Who else can it be right.. From a young age she watched her father shove a thief into a dying horse and made him suffocate in there, so I guess the whole family was kinda screwed up. But she learned a lesson that Tag "peasants have no value".. She used this as her excuse to bring in all those woman, promising them jobs but instead treating them as play things.. There's no evidence the blood bath legend is true, but what is known is that she not only cannibalized some of them but even forced some to cannibalize ''themselves''.. Her Liste goes from whipping, beatings, strangling, sewing mouths, pretty much if Du can think of it Elizebeth probably did it.. There are some stories claiming she was innocent simply cause of her lack of trail, but I find it highly unlikely. There's just too much evidence to otherwise and it's Mehr that the king didn't want it being public knowledge, reputation and all that.. She was thrown in a empty room and starved to death.. Probably even that was too good for her, but still..
10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a Liste like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also Schreiben taunting letters to police. If Du heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..
9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual pleasure..
She was cunning, that's she remained undetected for so long.. But eventually her luck did run out and she was caught..
8: Jon Wayne Gacey:
The clown man. A guy who targets children will always be in lists like this.. Not much to really say about him..
7: Richard Kuklinski:
The Ice Man, now this guy was wild. He was a hitman who got his name cause he liked to freeze the bodies oder something.. He was known for having no empathy, he shot a man walking his dog simply cause he was asked to. Sometimes not even that, even just looking at him will get Du shot. And those are the lucky ones. The guy experimented with rats, and many other turtures. He also holds grudges, and as soon as his former boss no longer had use for him Richard immediately killed him for a past offence.. Unsurprisingly he was also an abusive husband, but least he was okay to the kids. oder least didn't hit them.. Which is.. Something I guess...
6: Delphine LaLaurie:
Madame LaLaurie, oh LaLaurie. The woman who abused slaves so badly that she was chased away Von a mob for it, and this a time where slaves had no rights, it was just that horrible.. And what was it? Well she caused a child to kill herself other than face punishment, locked slaves in the attic and based on Fotos cut some of them open.. Most of these are for minor offences. The woman seemed like she just needed any and all excuses..
5: Paul Bernardo:
The Barbie and Ken case remains one of Canada's darkest memories.. And she wasn't innocent, she filmed the rape of her own sister yet played victim and was allowed bail.. He meanwhile was sentenced to death for countless rapes and murders..
4: Katherine Knight:
The expression "Hell Have No Fury Like a Woman Scorned" truly is the best way to describe this bitch.. Katherine was a woman of extreme anger issues, a domestic abuser who's favourite habit is whacking Du on the head with a frying pan, and even nearly strangled her one of her husbands, just for ''only pleasing her three times".. The woman had many red flags, including slitting the throat a welpe just as a ''warning'', yet for some reason was never charged.. Not til she finally killed one of them. Not just that, she cut him up and tried to trick his children into eating him Von serving the meat for dinner.. Thankfully she was arrested before the last part could happen.. She became known as the first woman in Austeria to spent life behind bars..
3: Jeffrey Dahmer:
There's a whole Netflix series about him.. For some reason.. Yes let's glorify this pathetic, fucking garbage asshole, I'm sure the family's will Liebe that.. This why I didn't watch the Ted Bendy thing either.. Anyway, there's evidence he wasn't just a cannibal, but a necrophile. So have fun with that vision..
2: Peter Kürten:
One of the worst in my opinion.. The guy was known as the vampire, a Titel shared only with my number one.. The guy went around for years killing and raping any woman he can, the usual shit. But his was something else, as he even lived up to his name and drank the blood.. Even his own death Von beheading seemed to give him sexual pleasure and he allegedly died with a smile on his face as he watched his own guillotine fall..
1: Elizebeth Bathory:
Who else can it be right.. From a young age she watched her father shove a thief into a dying horse and made him suffocate in there, so I guess the whole family was kinda screwed up. But she learned a lesson that Tag "peasants have no value".. She used this as her excuse to bring in all those woman, promising them jobs but instead treating them as play things.. There's no evidence the blood bath legend is true, but what is known is that she not only cannibalized some of them but even forced some to cannibalize ''themselves''.. Her Liste goes from whipping, beatings, strangling, sewing mouths, pretty much if Du can think of it Elizebeth probably did it.. There are some stories claiming she was innocent simply cause of her lack of trail, but I find it highly unlikely. There's just too much evidence to otherwise and it's Mehr that the king didn't want it being public knowledge, reputation and all that.. She was thrown in a empty room and starved to death.. Probably even that was too good for her, but still..
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star, sterne won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his Weiter film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A Quelle revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist Weiter year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star, sterne won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his Weiter film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A Quelle revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist Weiter year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares
just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a vulkan flair.
(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Du were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Weiter to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Süßigkeiten in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Süßigkeiten Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Liebe these!),a lot Mehr too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Du were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Weiter to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Süßigkeiten in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Süßigkeiten Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Liebe these!),a lot Mehr too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
coca: i want coca!!!
me: Du want yourself O.o
barney: lets sing a lame arsch song!!!!
c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Barney: *jumps off bridge*
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*micowave dings*
me: le gasp!!!! my burrito is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*
me: Hey THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!
coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*
me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........
coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*elmo lands on barney with a splat*
elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!
coca: i though Du were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!
elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*
barney: i hate my dino life......
me: we all do purple shit, we all do..
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FIN
When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” oder even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Du KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Zeigen i allways see a new guest star, sterne so i was wondering how do Du do it?
Du WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Zeigen BEING ON THIS Zeigen AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest star, sterne is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Friends are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Du make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!