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10; JASON VOORHEES;

I know it might seem like me just being a Freddy fan, especially as Krueger is number one. But I have to be entirely honest. I always found Friday the 13th kinda overrated. It's not till the films started becoming self parody's when Jason became a zombie that they started getting fun. The rest of them are just Mehr 80's slashers with annoying characters that we just want to see Jason kill. But that's just me. I know people enjoy these films. The fact he's on the Liste at all is still a compliment. And honestly he was way Mehr terrifying in that remake film..


9; CHUCKY;

Another case where I never really found him scary. Even in the first movie, only real scary thing is his sadistic pleasure of this.
But I do like him, so he's going on the list. Brad Douiff has the perfect voice, he doesn't always get the right credit..


8; JIGSAW;

He's pretty low on the list, as Du could only watch these Filme for so long, and the sequels started trying to hard to make him sympathetic.
But Fans will never forget that famish ending in the original where John gets up and reveals he was there the whole time..

''Game Over''


7; PINHEAD;

I have to be honest and say I haven't seen these films, but I knew I had to put him here based on how well known he is. So had to use Artikel post..

''Pinhead’s sole goal is to harvest human souls, and his demonic appearance doesn’t help at all in making him less scary. With spikes jetting out of every spot on his head, his high intelligence and the ability to mutilate people Von summoning whips and chains, it’s hard not to feel fearful of Pinhead.''


6; THE PHANTOM;

Lets give credit to one of the earliest examples of the Slasher Film, predating even Halloween (1978). The film may not hold up very well, but there's the fact that the Phantom isn't superhuman oder even a stranger. He was a member of the town that one Tag just decided to kill. And all this really did happen, unlike most of those ''based on true events'' films.. In real life, the Phantom was never apprehended. In the film, it is possible he dies, but also plausible he survives and escapes justice. Either way he was probably never found..


5; THE THING;
An alien who can flawlessly mimic any living being and seeks to assimilate other victims. It could be anywhere, taking the form of even your most trusted friend, just waiting for the right moment to infect you..


4; GHOSTFACE;

For something that's basically made as a parody, Wes Craven still managed to make a surprisingly terrifying antagonist. Going Von just how ''human'' they are. And the fact the two had such petty motives, even Billy.. I don't know how good the sequels, haven't seen them. So going the original..

The beginning is a surprisingly terrifying scene, with very little in the way of comedy. And the parents honestly don't have it any better. That's your daughter. Some sick fuck had done that to your little girl.


3; NORMAN BATES;

I knew he had to go on here. He even has his own tv show, starring that weird dude from Good Doctor.
I haven't seen either the movie oder the show, so it's not like I'm in anyway qualified to talk about it.. And there's nothing I say that hasn't been sagte Von people far smarter than me..,


2; MICHAEL MYERS;

The original version, the ''proper version''. A man who kills 'because he can'.

What's truly scariest about Myers is the reality of it. Well, sort of, there's still implications Mike might have some kinda Supernatural protection based on some of the impossible things to survive, oder his brutality.. But the point being, Myers just normal guy who just suddenly decided to killing, he had no motive in the original, and most likely still has no in the 2018 film.. Laurie believes he's after her, but he really only arrives at her house Von sheer coincidence and he most likely didn't even remember her till that exact moment..

I am really excited for the new one. Who else?

There is ''one'' implication to a motive.. Most of the 2018 film, Michael didn't even seem to be 'enjoying' the kills. Not remorse, but simply ''unsatisfied''.. Only when he killed babysitter Vicky did he seem in any way pleased.. So maybe he has a fetish for killing babysitters..

1; FREDDY KRUEGER;

Of coarse it is, right. Anybody who knows me a long on Fanpop would not be surprised.

But it's not for the same reason it would of been a few years ago, no I grew out of that.
No it's actually because Freddy is the scariest one to me. Especially the first movie, where Robert England only has like 10 actual lines, the rest of the time he's laughing. That terrifying to me. Mixed with the fact he runs on some kinda ''cartoon logic'' while in your dreams.

Tina's death and the school basement are the scariest parts to me. Not just Tina's famish death itself, but also the lead up to it. There's just something so ''off putting'' about it, I had a lot of dreams about being chased. So it rubs me the wrong way..

So for that, he remains my number one despite me growing out of my fanboy days.

And that's my list.. Please leave Kommentare below.
posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd KISS who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still Liebe men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Du watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by Puncky_Girl
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok Du go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door glocke rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will Du give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really Zufällig stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, Du have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” sagte my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find Mehr crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? Du are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.


User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.

User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So Du admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do Du hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be Home for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feuer hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: Du better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell Du why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired Von their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented Von the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The Sekunde is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konzert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Stunde Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singen I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sitz Ooh K Then erpel, drake Sad Du Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There erpel, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singen Along Giving Him Blumen Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Lesen And You're Comments
To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's Tag together. Emily had cooked a stupid abendessen and they ate on a log Von candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...
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posted by EllentheStrange
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Du have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Fragen to a magic 8 ball and take the Antwort seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Du find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Du see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Zufällig person!
raindrops on Rosen and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp apfel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Chapter 3 The cult


“What are Du on about?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not “Stuff you” I wanted to say much worse. I walked away from her. Suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me then he slowly vanished. I had to get out of here. Von the time I come back it will be too late.

I was walking down the empty straße the sun had set already. How long have I been walking for? I did not even feel tired. Some how I ended up at the park... thinking of Hannah, I walked past where it all happened Hannah screams echoed inside my head. I felt nothing...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Ya' know how everybody thinks fairytales and magic aren't real? Well, I beleive in them!
I'm not talking about santa clause, tooth fairy and easter bunny kinda stuff... I mean like ghosts, Einhörner and things of that sort.

Everybody in my family has seen SOMETHING. and don't call me crazy. =(

Why is it so inconceivable that these things can't exist? Why is it so hard to believe that a big hairy man walks around in the woods? It could be like a woodland ape!

What's wrong with thinking Einhörner are real???! Who sagte they have to have magical powers? It's pretty much just a beautiful horse...
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Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Essen at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Fragen (ex: What do bibliothek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a Tag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Du think she is
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book Von its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders oder u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Liebe to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. Du don't say "I do not like" Du have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the Filme that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their Filme look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If Du haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know Du shouldn't judge a movie Von it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up Von the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give Du a Sekunde chance rather than jail time. I want Du to go out this weekend and try to Zeigen others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see Du back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge sagte to the first one,

"How did Du do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did Du tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break Du down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Du that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Kommentare about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why Du like what Du do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Du do it? Do Du have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Du do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 Mehr seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).