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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Liebe the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your herz beat
Is my Favorit lullaby.

Monat Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Du could see me
Du could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Monat Three.

Du know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Du happy.
I always want Du to be happy.
I don't like it when Du cry.
Du sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Du even though
Du can't hear me.

Monat Four.

Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
But I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
And stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Monat Five.

Du went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He sagte that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Monat Six.

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Monat Seven.

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't Du want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One Mehr herz that was stopped.
Two Mehr eyes that will never see.
Two Mehr hands that will never touch.
Two Mehr legs that will never run.
One Mehr mouth that will never speak.
 Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing
Though displaced Von fusion. Elijah Jones and his Kürzlich album "Beautiful Insanity" deceives the art of true kindness and blames others for judging while feelings guilty of judgement. Elijah Jones isn't the once thoughtful artist we once knew back in 2017. He has manipulated to trick us in thinking he is kind and nice!! He sucks!! His Musik album and his documentaries are horrible and does not teach any valuable lesson as expressed! Why does many favor him and his followers?

Three good reasons...

Beautiful Insanity FAILS to deliver the message behind judgement.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 doesn't...
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Well, it’s that time of the Jahr again. Halloween, the Monat of scares, despite the fact that the Jahr 2020 has been a fucking nightmare Mehr than anything Halloween could do. Last Jahr I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...
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posted by Ranty-cat
Chapter-1
Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives oder crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.


How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...
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Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, oder have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I Liebe the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine Von me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part Artikel series, so look vorwärts-, nach vorn to Mehr Artikel coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my Favorit film of each year, as well as my least Favorit from that...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring Du another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' Von Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' Von BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' Von Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' Von Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' Von GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' Von Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' Von Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...
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I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who Batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, Filme and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed Von the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the oben, nach oben Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt Von this game, DC Comics is still making bank and Batman is still a cherished...
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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that Du wouldn’t know was out unless I told Du (And no, Du didn’t watch. If Du tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s Engel on the Gamecube. Published Von the kings of Zufällig publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s Engel is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where Du play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my Favorit video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and WWE of course. Now is the Zeigen good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic Liebe for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the Lost Code. Another published game Von Ubisoft, but developed Von Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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WWE was one of my Favorit things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, Du gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...
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Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist oder something to leave me bankrupt, this Artikel has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...
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Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger Von at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all Von himself.. Though he than gets recaptured Von Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated oder misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when Disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. oder Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann sagte it was....
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So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those Filme and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing Mehr than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...
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The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil Queen . Unlike in Disney's Aschenputtel and Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the Queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant Wird angezeigt of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...
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 Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking Foto on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel Foto was of a kissen and Zitate expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if Du guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's Weiter promotional album will actually be K-12 Von Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a Fan account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a Piano song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....
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