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posted by Canada24
#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up Von the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Hunde turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Hunde and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels oder something like that, I don't know. Stine himself hates this book.


#3: SHOCKER ON SHOCK STREET:
If the book’s incredibly naff Titel isn’t enough of a clue that Stine may have been running low on ideas Von this point, the twist – that the two main characters are actually robots – is clear proof.


#4: ATTACK OF THE JACK O'LANTERNS:
The Jack O'Lantern monsters are actually the main characters’ two Friends in disguise – but they'reg also shape-shifting aliens who eat human flesh.. God, I HATE when that happens. Ruins my whole weekend..


#5: MY BEST FRIEND IS INVISABLE:
The ghost is actually an invisible human, who reveals his Mum made him invisible because he's so hideous looking. It turns out the main characters all have tentacles and multiple eyes, and – in the universe in which the book is set – humans are actually an endangered species.. Sure, why not.


#6: MY HAIRIEST ADVENTURE:
The book ends with Larry, now a dog, watching his parents bringing Home a newborn baby girl named Jasper. The baby has Jasper's yellow eyes. This implies that Dr. Murkin has now found a way to turn Katzen into people.

So remember kids, if your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..


#7: DON'T GO TO SLEEP:
Matt remembers how boring his real life really is, and he says that he's back to his boring old reality again. Then the two Reality Police come back and say "Boring- Oh, Matt, the fun's just beginning!" Then the attic door slams shut, and the men laugh maniacally.

JONTRON: So remember kids. "never think". Other wise the reality police will and kill Du no matter what.


#8: THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER:
A girl discovers the head of her summer Lesen programme is actually a rather unpleasant, turtle-eating monster. In the end. It turns out she (and her parents) are also monsters. Because of coarse they are.


#9: HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM:
Wendy and her brother Elliot get separated from her parents and end up at a weird camp, where (like every single other book Stine sets at a camp) odd stuff happens and children routinely disappear.. . It turns out the camp’s disappeared children are forced to work as slaves, cleaning a giant monster made of jelly.. Obviously.


#10: GO EAT WORMS:
Todd decides to abandon his worm hobby once and for all Von tossing his worms out into the garden, and he begins to collect beautiful schmetterling specimens instead, much to the delight of his sister.

Todd is then awakened Von a giant schmetterling holding a huge silver pin who has shown up to take revenge.

DOUG WALKER: Du know! For kids!
I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I Liebe Du sugar
Yeah this is what Du do
When Du run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make Du stay
You’re the only one that keeps me Singen la la la
I Liebe to smell your t-shirt
I like the way Du are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what Du do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what Du do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how Du do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who Du playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there Von my side

When Du say that Du want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need Du baby
Would Du even try to save me
Or would Du find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I sagte I Liebe you
Would Du be the one to run to
Or would Du watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want Du to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather Du not be so sincere

How cold could Du be
What would Du do if Du were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my herz it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, Liebe is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that Du want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything Du choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make Du happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this Liebe we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t Du judge Von the cover it’s so far from what Du see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on Du to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give Du something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m Schauspielen out

Set me free, I’m ready to Zeigen you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a Zeigen what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m Schauspielen out

Welcome to a new...
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to Zeigen the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy Du are
You’re a talented kind of boy Du are
And that’s just the kind of boy Du are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musik plays
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush Du can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush Du can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When Du tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies Du tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my herz was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, Hey boy
Gotta make Du mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, Hey boy
You’re really laid back and Du play it smooth
Hey boy, Hey boy
I see the way Du Bewegen from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish Du knew, what Du do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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(I gotta get some baby
Won’t Du Zeigen me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What Mehr do Du want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please Zeigen me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...
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I fell in a perfect way
Never had a choice to make
Crashed into your tidal wave
I didn’t even struggle
Sailed right through your atmosphere
Closed my eyes and landed here
I didn’t see the trouble
And I didn’t care
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most anything I have to
But this one thing I cannot change
I almost kind of like the pain
Wear your tattoo like a stain
And it will take forever
To fade away
I can’t unlove you
Can’t do that
No matter how I try
I’ll never turn my back on
Someone who loved me too
I can do most...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course Du don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights Vor and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Schreiben skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? Mehr like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
Am sure Du all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people Von where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that Von just looking at the title, Du know it was made Von someone who lacks a soul. here is the Titel of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Du think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if Du say Vietnam he'll stab Du with a fork
if Du say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if Du call for help he'll stab Du in the butt.
Never run because Du know he'll catch you
he might torture oder just plain kill you.
Run for cover, Mehr like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if Du run oder cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal Tag for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It sagte on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Du have been chosen...
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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) Du guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want Du showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way Du can tell a girl likes Du is when she's out of words when Du talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks Du if Du like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't...
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10. Tell a Zufällig person Du Liebe them
9. go up to a worker and ask them Zufällig questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big oder for guys just a Zufällig bra and ask a worker how Du look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a Zufällig person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat Essen before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the oben, nach oben of your lungs
posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always Du and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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