#1: DON’T GO TO SLEEP:
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court Von the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Du sagte your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, Du are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone Du to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
Hate how your life is?, yeah, well, DEAL WITH IT!
Other wise, your be taken to court Von the Reality Police and put on trial simply because Du sagte your reality sucked..
#2: MY HAIRY ADVENTURE:
If your turned into a dog Von a mysterious chemical. Your parents will just adopt another child, and forget Du ever existed..
#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
Your parents cannot be trusted. They are fools at best, and werewolf-enablers at worst. Just looking for any excuse to take your beloved dog to the pound. Also, your best friend is not really your friend, and has a terrible secret. Also, Du are almost definitely going to get turned into a werewolf some time soon. There’s really no getting around this last one. Sorry!
#4: I AM YOUR EVIL CLONE:
Do not trust science. Science just wants to clone Du to get at your sweet, tender innard-meats..
#5: ALL THE CAMP RELATED EPISIODES:
Do NOT, under any circumstance, go to fucking camp!
And, I don’t know, maybe try to find some better parents? Ha ha ha, just kidding, there are no better parents. You’re stuck in this nightmare for the rest of your life!!
