Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did Du hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we can permanently remove the virus.
Kevin: It's an airborne virus. Du wanna get rid of it? Take all the sanitation equipment up in the sky.
Liam: If they do give that a try, everything would probably get back to normal in minutes.
Kevin: *Arrives at The Nut House*
Parker: *Arrives in his Packard*
Kevin: Uh oh. *Puts on his mask*
Liam: Good thinking. *Puts on his mask*

As they walked into The Nut House, Parker followed them. He didn't put on a mask.

Kevin: Hello Mr. Nut.
Mr. Nut: Hello Kevin. Hello Liam.
Parker: *Arrives* Good morning everyone!! Why is it so quiet in here?
Kevin: Do Du pay attention to anything?
Liam: The coronavirus is still keeping a majority of places closed.
Parker: That's their problem. Get Dave, oder Liz to take my order, I'm starving.
Mr. Nut: There's two problems with that Parker. One, we're only allowed to do take-out, and two, you're not wearing a mask.
Parker: So? If Du really want to keep your customers safe, you'd make them wear gloves.
Kevin: *Pulls out a bottle of hand sanitizer* Ever heard of this stuff Parker? *Sprays his hands, and cleans them*
Mr. Nut: May I have some?
Kevin: Sure. *Sprays Mr. Nut's hands with hand sanitizer*
Mr. Nut: Thanks. *Rubs his hands together*
Parker: I'm going to Burger King. At least they provide good service. *Walks away*
Kevin: When will that idiot learn?
Liam: Never. *Chuckles*
Mr. Nut: I hope you're wrong Liam, otherwise we'll be up a creek without a paddle. If Mehr shapes followed in his footsteps, the death toll in this country would immediately be doubled.

Parker drove 11 miles from Frenchtown to Flemington to reach Burger King. When he arrived however, the line of cars in front of him was big.

Parker: Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's. *Turns around, and gets hit Von a Nissan*
Yellow Triangle: *Gets out of his car*
Parker: *Walks out of his car* Look what you've done to my Packard!
Yellow Triangle: That wouldn't have happened if Du didn't make that U-turn!
Parker: Shut up! It's your fault because I sagte so!
Yellow Triangle: Du wanna repeat that buddy?
Parker: It's your fault.
Yellow Triangle: *Spits in his left hand, then rubs his hands together*
Parker: Du won't win this fight.
Yellow Triangle: *Punches Parker*
Parker: *Falls down* Du got some of that spit on my face!
Yellow Triangle: Du just lay there while I get your insurance info.
Parker: That's just great. *Stands up, and has a headache* My head feels warm. *Puts his hand on his forehead*

A police officer arrived to check on Parker, and the yellow triangle.

Blue Square: What's going on over here?
Parker: I was making a U-turn to leave when this windbag hit me!
Blue Square: You're not even supposed to make a U-turn here, and why aren't Du two wearing masks?
Parker: I don't need a mask.
Yellow Triangle: Neither do I. *Sneezes*
Blue Square: I'm gonna call a paramedic. They'll check your temperature, and see whether oder not Du have Covid-19.
Parker: It'll be a waste of time!
Yellow Triangle: We're clean!
Parker: *Looks at the triangle* Du know, I think we finally agree on something.
Yellow Triangle: I'm sorry for punching you.
Parker: I'm sorry for blocking you.
Blue Square: Stay Von your cars, and stay 6 feet apart. You'll be tested in a few minutes, then we'll see if you're really safe.

When the paramedic checked both Parker, and the yellow triangle, they were both tested positive.

Yellow Triangle: This is all my fault. I spit in my hands, then punched him.
Parker: Ugh, how could you?!
Yellow Triangle: Well Du were the idiot that blocked me!
Blue Square: Get in the ambulance. Du will stay in the hospital for 2 weeks, then you'll be in jail for ignoring the stay at Home order.

15 days later.

Parker: *Standing in his cell, staring at the bars in front of him*
Kevin: *Arrives with Liam* Good morning Parker.
Parker: What do Du losers want?!
Liam: We were going to pay for your bail, but if that's how you're going to Zeigen your gratitude, then Du can stay in here until the pandemic is over.
Parker: No! I want Du to pay for my bail! I want Du to pay for my bail! I want Du to pay for my bail! I want Du to pay for my bail!
Kevin: A tantrum won't help Du Parker, goodbye.
Parker: No!! *Crying while rolling on the floor*

Ending Theme: link

Liam: *Walks out of the jail with Kevin* Do Du ever feel sorry for him?
Kevin: Yeah, but sometimes, he has to learn that Schauspielen like a child won't help him get what he wants.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one Mehr minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See Du later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground Weiter to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head Von her name*
Wallace: Where did that come from?! *Gets hit in the head Von his name*
Wayne: *Looks at Wallace, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front Von his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit Von her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit Von his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, oder beaten up Von floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 13th, 2020