Deal oder No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal oder No Deal, a game Zeigen that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal oder No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, oder what made it so beliebt to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the time. But what was it that made Deal oder No Deal on the DS so exceptionally awful? Well, it was made Von Destination Software, responsible for classic titles like Balls of Fury on the Wii… oh dear.



So the Titel screen starts Du off with this really obnoxious sound when Du Bewegen the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal oder No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a aktentasche, aktenkoffer with the million dollars in it and when gegeben the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the aktentasche, aktenkoffer Du have, Du could choose to accept the deal oder not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. Du pick a case, Du then pick seven others, Du get an offer on what to do, and Du just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope Du like hearing what I assume is the Deal oder No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when Du are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal oder No Deal. But Du probably want to know if I won oder not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether Du like it oder not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went Home with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal oder No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game Zeigen I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If Du don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here Du go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal oder No Deal video game, so I think I Lost Mehr than just a million dollars.