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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic regenbogen is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck with this Psychotic bastard?!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Master Sword: Now usually, we have a crossover parody.
Tom: But today, we're having a montage of Cosmic Rainbow's best performances in this show. He was awesome, and we are going to miss him. Enjoy the montage.

------

Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.

Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did Du get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. Du must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a pony when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with Du *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.

Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese pony 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at Blaze's house...

Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are Du going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-

The doorbell rang.

Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick oder treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: Du gave a six Jahr old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have Du ever tried giving a yo yo to a pony at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile at a retirement center.

Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...

Mason: I Liebe this.
Leah: We did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, Du were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.

---

In this Celebrity Jeopardy skit from episode 2, Cosmic regenbogen played Scott Eastwood. Blaze played Tom Hanks in the Sekunde part of the C.J. montage

Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in Sekunde place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome Du are, and how successful Du are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic.

***

Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't Du pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take Filme that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about Filme that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Alex: Okay, let's see what Du three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was Schreiben down my Favorit color, and all of a sudden it broke. Du really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*

Farewell Cosmic Rainbow. Du will be missed

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 26: And Then This Happened

Tom: *With Master Sword, and Saten Twist at Sean's house*
Sean: *Walks downstairs towards the ponies* Greetings Du three. I heard Du wanted to play Grand Theft Auto 5 with me, but since there is no teilt, split screen mode, we must play online with separate consoles.
Tom: It's a good thing Du got paid millions for saving our asses from Doctor Eggman.
Saten Twist: How did Du accomplish that?
Sean: According to Celestia, I'm responsible for getting rid of Eggman, and his entire army. I tried to explain that others helped me, but she wouldn't listen.
Master Sword: It would suck if people actually thought Du tried taking all of the credit, and formed an angry mob outside of your house.
Sean: Thankfully Twilight told them about how she, and her Friends helped me.

During a press conference

News Pony: Is it true that Sean The Hedgehog defeated Eggman's army all Von himself?
Twilight: Nigga, dat's bullshit! Celestia's bullshittin' all of us, like she always does!
Audience: *Clapping*
Rarity: *Pushes Twilight out of the way, and talks for her* Celestia thinks that it was all Sean's heroic actions that saved us. He wanted to make it clear that he got help from the mane 6, and the Royal Guards.

Later, Sean and his guests played GTA 5 together. There were fifteen PS4's set up Weiter to each other, but there was only four of them.

Sean: I have lots of guests that come here, so we have fun playing any kind of video game that I have.
Saten Twist: I hate how the Wird geladen screen takes so long.
Master Sword: That's the only thing I hate about this game.
Tom: If we were playing Grand Theft Auto 4, I'd have lots to hate about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah Grand Theft Auto 4 wasn't really that good.

Soon, their characters appeared in their home. Sean, and Master Sword each had a room in a fancy apartment in Rockford Hills. Saten Twist's character had a Home across the straße from Trevor's house. Tom's house was Von the beach.

Sean: Okay, Du know all those Youtube Videos that Zeigen online play from this game, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Sean: Well they're shit compared to what we got planned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Probably because this will be on television, and not youtube.
Saten Twist: Some arsch might record this episode, burn it onto a disc, Upload it onto his computer, then Upload it onto youtube.
Sean: ....F*ck...
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's the first mission going to be?
Sean: A race.
Saten Twist: That's all?
Sean: With ramps.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I already know that Sean's going to win.

The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then Du get on Mehr ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, Du have to land in the same spot that Du started the race to win.

Sean: *Driving a blue Tornado with a red roof*
Master Sword: *Driving a black Z Type*
Saten Twist & Tom: *Driving Coquette Classics. Saten's is red, and Tom's is blue*
Master Sword: Du know this is going to take forever to finish, I bet this is the only thing everypony is going to see when they watch this-
Tom: *Shoots Master Sword until he dies*
Master Sword: *Raging* What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's called winning a race. *Shoots Sean's tires*
Sean: Sorry Tom, bullet proof tires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Come on!
Sean: *Drops a sticky bomb on Tom's car*
Tom: There is only one way to kill Du now. *Catching up to Sean with a speed boost* Chaaaaarge!!
Sean: *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes over Sean's car, and falls off the ramps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'm way out in front now.
Saten Twist: Aren't Du forgetting someone?
Sean: Nope. *Drops a sticky bomb on the ramp*
Saten Twist: *About to pass the bomb*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Saten Twist*
Saten Twist: Goddammit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why do Du always have to be better then me in this show?!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Once again, we got no bloopers from this episode, so we'll see where things go in part 6 of this episode. In the mean time, enjoy the skits.
Master Sword: The first one is going to be Princess Celestia. Don't go away. Wait, how did Du know there weren't any bloopers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is actually the last scene we filmed before completing this episode. Okay, we'll be back.
Audience: *Clapping*

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. Du think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again.
Luna: Okay. As usual, I'll be watching from the shadows. I heard Du got some new equipment from amazonas, amazon last week. I hope Du found a spot to hide it, especially from Timothy. He'll be the first to tell everyone.
Twilight: Man I ain't worried about him. I'm still an unstoppable juggernaut.
Luna: So what'cha got planned this time?

That night, Alexis, and Jenny led a group of their Friends to an empty room in the schloss so they could dance.

Alexis: Tonight, we're going to party!
Stallion: *Turns on a song*

Song (Start it at 0:36): link

Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alexis: *Dancing to the music*
Jenny: This maybe the worst song for any party.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Sees a fly, and kills it with her hooves while dancing*

Meanwhile, Celestia was downstairs. The Musik could be heard from down there.

Celestia: Don't waste my time. Just tell me what Du can do.
Timothy: We have investors in antic economies. *Sits down across the tabelle from Celestia* Displacement arrays, ACME supply crates, bombs with crossbones drawn on them, even disappearing ink. Just ask, and I can work something out. Mark my words. You'll finally have your revenge today.
Celestia: The smart thing to do would be to crawl before walking. For some time, I had my eye on this device that could supposedly rearrange the molecular and physical form of anyone stupid enough to improperly tamper with it. Knowing Twilight, she will probably try to use it against me. A shrink ray, I believe.
Timothy: So it's decided. Expect it Von tomorrow.

Weiter morning

Robin: I heard Celestia got a shrink ray.
Jonathan: There's only one pony I know she will use it on. I mean it can't possibly be me. *Walks toward Harry, and faces him. Twilight is behind him* And it can't be you. It's the fool behind me!
Twilight: Nigga, I got a name!
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin: After years of antics. Du finally got it coming.
Twilight: Du underestimate my powers man.
Robin: What? You've dried your entire well of antics!
Twilight: Oh yeah?
Jonathan: *Stares at Twilight* That's not the problem. She's catching on to you!
Twilight: Want to put the theory to the test?
Harry: You're predictable. She wants Du to make a move!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Celestia's office

Derpy: *Walks into the office, and sees Celestia* I heard Du have a new toy to battle Twilight. May I see it?
Celestia: Du can as long as Du don't touch it. Check this out.
Harry: *Sleeping outside of Celestia's room*
Celestia: There are no instructions. I'll figure it out somehow.

A noise was heard.

Celestia: *Her voice sounds higher* They left the safety off!
Derpy: *Staring at Celestia*
Celestia: Go on, laugh it up! *Her head shrunk, but not the rest of her body*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ammo is expensive, so I have to wait to buy more. This sucks! I'm blaming Twilight for this! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in the parking garage

Luna: *With Twilight* Things are going smooth?
Twilight: Yeah. I start dimension hopping in 15 minutes.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: Meanwhile, Derpy will keep her occupied.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Luna: Remember the code. I want to see Mehr salt from her tears than at a fast Essen restaurant. Let me know how things go, I'll see Du later.

Back at Celestia's office, the princess was back to normal. Then this happened.

Derpy: *Walks into the office, then talks like Twilight at high speed* Skat bop idabelop beololololololbelolololol
beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Celestia: What the f**k was that? I see what this is! A distraction! She's trying to keep me busy so I don't ask about her. Not working!

* * *

Twilight: *Surrounded Von the others* Derpy bought me enough time to get what I needed. Celestia is too slow for me man.
Harry: What is it this time? You're not going to turn Derpy into Thomas The Tank Engine again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, for yo' info, I got tarot cards.
Bryan: What the hell do Du have planned with tarot cards?!
Twilight: Man let me Zeigen you! Persona!! *Changes into a purple larger version of Ridley*
Derpy: *With an Anime girl*
Celestia: I told Du all about bringing strays off the street!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Put her back where Du found her!
Anime Girl: *Uses magic to have swords with cards hit Celestia, then disappears*

Weiter Tag

Luna: I'm impressed. If Du don't mind, I'd like to get in on some of those cards.
Twilight: Man just use an Evoker.
Luna: The ones where Du shoot yourself in the head?
Twilight: *Smiles*
Luna: Seriously? Did Du give them to anyone else in the castle?
Royal Guards: *In the basement, tired of doing the laundry. They grab their pistols, and point them at their heads* Persona! *Kill theirselves*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*

Back in Celestia's office

Celestia: *Standing in front of her schreibtisch when Timothy arrives* So. Du showed up.
Timothy: Princess, you...
Celestia: I'm fine. Have a seat. *Sits down on a couch. Timothy sits on another couch in front of her* For years I put up with her, and she gets stronger. Constantly harassing me. Constantly being a thorn in my ass.
Timothy: *Listening*
Celestia: I wake up everyday, and ask myself what did I do to deserve this? No answer.
Timothy: We'll do what we can to make your revenge.
Celestia: Good. Now, I wish to be alone.
Timothy: See Du soon. *Walks away*

Weiter day, in her office.

Derpy: *Arrives, and talks in a Japanese accent* Hai youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou, tancha!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Angry with her eyes wide open*

Up Weiter is the arsch arsch Inn

arsch arsch Inn

Starring regenbogen Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the arsch arsch Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.

Downtown Los Angeles

George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy Du really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!

Back at the arsch arsch Inn.

Mercury: Well done Du two. Du made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's safe, sicher for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are Du paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the Weiter skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Double Scoop as Corporal Aldin
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously

Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have Mehr ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.

---

Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*

---

Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected Von Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: Von theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: Du clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*

Part 3

Sargent O' Rourke: I think I thought of something.
Corporal Agarn: I hope so, because we've been here for two hours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We need to distract them.
Corporal Agarn: I know that, but how?
Sargent O' Rourke: Du run pass them, they follow you, then I go in to get the diamonds.
Corporal Agarn: Why do I have to be chased?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: You're a fast runner. Now go.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Don't go.
Corporal Agarn: Sargent, please make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I didn't say that. *Points behind him* He did.
Captain Parmenter: Wild Eagle told me that Du were going to get some diamonds, and I came here with the others to help Du out.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks behind him* I can see Du brought the others, but where's Vanderbilt?
Captain Parmenter: Unfortunately he fell off a cliff. Vanderbilt thought it was a lake full of water for himself, and his human.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Well as long as he didn't hurt my human, I'm okay with it.
Corporal Dobbs: So what's the plan to take those diamonds?
Corporal Duffy: When I was in the Alamo, we didn't need plans. We needed guts. We would charge out there, and give them what for.
Corporal Agarn: Were not in the Alamo, and those guys are scary!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: They're just Indians. Like Wild Eagle, and Crazy Cat.
Corporal Agarn: Don't say their names, you're going to make me think that I'll kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I got an idea. Du hate my bugle, so if I play it for them, they might hate it and run off.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good idea. Everyone cover your ears.

All of the soldiers covered their ears before Dobbs played his bugle.

Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Indians: *Hear the bugle, and listen*
Indian 3: Where is that coming from?
Indian 4: Over the hill.
Indian 6: It sounds wonderful. Let's get closer.
Audience: *Laughing*

They walked toward the soldiers

Captain Parmenter: They're leaving the cave.
Corporal Agarn: And heading for us.
Captain Parmenter: Let's get out of here!!

They got away from the Indians.

Wild Eagle: No no no, Du gotta put the stones around the sticks, then Du start the fire.
Crazy Cat: Does it really matter?
Wild Eagle: Do Du want everything to burn, and destroy us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with the rest of his soldiers* Wild Eagle, we couldn't get those diamonds for you.
Corporal Dobbs: What do Du need them for anyway?
Wild Eagle: Payment for weapons, and ammo.
Captain Parmenter: But we're already getting that tomorrow.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just had to get our hooves on some extra ammo Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Now Sargent, this is completely unnecessary. We're already getting the ammo we need, and we don't have to pay them anything. *Looks behind Crazy Cat* What's this? *Finds the diamonds*
Wild Eagle: Uh oh!
Sargent O' Rourke: Du already have the diamonds.
Crazy Cat: Yes..
Captain Parmenter: That was a very mean trick Du played on my soldiers. If I wasn't clumsy, oder stupid, I'd arrest Du two.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: We're sorry Captain.
Captain Parmenter: I should think so.
Corporal Agarn: Why would Du do this to us chief?
Wild Eagle: Look on the bright side. We got to appear in three episodes in a row.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then Du get on Mehr ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, Du have to land in the same spot that Du started the race to win.

Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.

Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up Mehr ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry* Yes. A very good thing indeed. We won't have to be tortured any longer!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Du didn't even get killed Von him yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He might though!
Sean: Who, me? I would never do that.
Saten Twist: *Catching up, and shoots at Sean*
Sean: Saten, don't even bother. *Drops a grenade on the ramp, killing Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: How was that possible?!!? Mehr important. How was that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets his car stuck on a ramp* This is not supposed to happen. If I jump out of my car, I'm gonna die.
Tom: And if Du reset, you'll be behind me, and then I'll win.
Sean: I'm taking Du with me. *Cooking a grenade*

They both died, and respawned at the bottom of the Sekunde ramp.

Saten Twist: Now I'm winning.
Sean: *Grabs a sniper rifle, and shoots Saten Twist in the head*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: SEAN?!!? YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!
Sean: Something I said?
Tom: *Driving his car up the ramp*
Sean: *Blows up Tom with a rocket launcher*
Master Sword: I'm the only one that hasn't been killed Von you. I'm almost at the top.
Sean: NO! *Shoots a rocket*

Master Sword went off the ramp, and landed on the finish line, just before the rocket hit him.

Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: I did it.
Sean: *Angry*
Tom: I think these two switched their personalities.
Saten Twist: Only one way to find out.
Sean: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *To Master Sword* He does it much better then you.
Master Sword: *Gets angry Von this, and catches on feuer RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Okay, that's all the time we have. It's been a wonderful Sekunde season, we will see Du Weiter Jahr for Season 3.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, Du find someone who can completely turn your world around. Du tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything Du say and actually want to hear more. Du share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, Du can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with Du when Du are hurting oder laugh with Du when Du make...
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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The Musik genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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Yes, I know what desu actually means. I just am too much of an internet person.



Here's a desu, there's a desu, and another little desu. Fuzzy desu, funny desu, desu desu duck.

Desu desu cheesecake desu, desu desu desu potato. Desu desu desu pilz desu desu desu duck.

I was once a desu, I desu'd in a desu. But I never desu the way the desu desu'd the desu. I was only desu years desu, but it desu a desu. And now desu little desu to the desu desu.

Did Du ever see a desu, KISS a desu on the desu, desu's desu, taste of desu, desu desu duck.

Half a desu, twice the desu, not a desu, desu, desu. Desu in a desu, alarm a desu, desu duck.

Is this how it's desu now? Is it all so desu? Is it made of desu juice? Desu knob, desu, desu. Now my desu is getting desu, I've run out of desu. Time for me to desu now and become a desu.

Desu meme here: link Original song here: link
 Maybe if Du type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
Maybe if you type it enough times, you'll turn Japanese.
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men oder Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a Zufällig button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells Du to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy bär with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it Mehr than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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Hey, I Was Watching That New Zeigen Called A.N.T. Farm, and I Said, "That looks Fimilier." Then It Poped Up Into my Head, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Here's A Quote From a Wikipedia Artikel About A.N.T. Farm:

"A.N.T. Farm centers around Chyna Parks (China Anne McClain), an 11-year-old Musik prodigy, who has just become the newest A.N.T. (Advanced Natural Talents) in the A.N.T. program at Webster High School in San Francisco, California."

Does That Sound Familer, Now Here's a Quote Fom The Wikipedia Artikel about Victorious:

"The Zeigen follows main character Tori Vega (Victoria Justice) who is accepted into Hollywood Arts High School, after taking her sister Trina's (Daniella Monet) place in a showcase."

And Thed Main Chariters Have A Older Sibling:
Tori Vega: Tirina Vega
Chyna Ann Parks: Cameron Parks


Anyone Get Me, Du Should This Is Serious Bidness!!!
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Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last Jahr when I sagte that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape. Apparently we had Mehr variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of Mehr to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, Du know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what Du got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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Our Friend Power 5 is a 1989 Korean film, that was inspired Von the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. It's a science-fiction comedy. The film was virtually-unknown in America, until a YouTuber, named Phelan Porteous, reviewed the film. Because of his review, I became interested in seeing the film. After watching the film four times, I figured it was time I finally review it.

The Plot

Princess Yesular is a female turtle, from another planet, who is accompanied Von four schildkröte bodyguards. Yesular has a wand, that has magical powers. An evil rat, named Shark, wants the wand, so he and his...
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Let this indie Titel be a lesson to anyone wanting to review games, if Du play a game weeks oder even months in advance before Du actually talk about it, always go back to it, especially if it’s an online title. Cause it may change things so much that it will also change your entire opinion, either for the worse oder for the better. Thankfully, this is for the better.



So to elaborate, I am not a Fan of online shooters. I played a bit of Team Fortress 2 back in the day, but never got too crazy into it, played online modes of CoD 4 and Halo, but not excited. And Overwatch makes me wanna...
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