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posted by ShadowFan100
So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for sagte story came to me in 2006, but I began Schreiben this shit the Weiter year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of Du are easily traumatized Von cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It wa sunny outside, as Devin arrived at his house.
He lowered his skycycle down to the front yard of his 3-story house. He deactivated the vehicle, and put it in his pocket. As he was walked to the front door, he got a strange feeling someone was behind him. So he turned around. But no one was there. He headed threw the door, and his parents were sitting on the couch, waiting for him to get home.
"Where have Du been?" his mother asked.
"Nowhere...." he added.
His parents got up from the couch, and his father walked up to him.
"Devin, hurry up and get ready, we're going to church," he said.
Devin walked up the stairs, and said, "Forget it--I'm not going."
He headed to his bedroom door, and his mother followed him.
"We're your parents, and when we say you're going, you're going," she said.
He ignored her. He opened his door, and then slammed it in her face, and locked it.
"Devin.....unlock this door right now!" his mother said.
But he still ignored her. His father walked up the stairs, and bagged on the door.
"Come out of there this instant," his father demanded.
His room was kind of small, and it was painted in all black. Devin walked toward his Musik player on his wall, and turned his Musik on too loud. His took his shoes off and threw them on the floor. He closed his blinds on the window, and grabbed his hand-held, holographic game off his bed. He laid on his bett and started playing it. And his parents were still outside his door, demanding that he come out. And as he was playing his game, and heard a voice say his name. "Devin...." the voice called.
He stopped playing for a second, got up and turned his Musik off.
"Who's there?" he asked.
Then the voice said, "I can help you...."
"Who ever Du are, Zeigen yourself," he said.
As this was happening, his parents were still beating on the door. They could also hear what was going on in Devin's room.
"Devin, who are Du talking to?" his mother asked.
"We don't have time for this; just come out, and let's go," his father said.

Then someone appeared in his room, standing near him. He looked at him, and noticed that he had his body. It was the devil, impersonating him.
"What? Who are you?" he asked.
"Who am I? I am the one who'll save Du from all this," he said.
"Save me?" asked Devin.
"Isn't it obvious? Your so-called parents don't understand you. They want to control you," he added.
What Satan sagte to him made sense in a way.
"I guess that's true...." he replied.
"Devin, Du know it's true. Why do Du think you're so miserable?" asked Satan.
"Wait, how'd Du know my name?" he asked.
"I know everything about you," added Satan.
Devin sat back down on his bed, as Satan and him were still talking.
"Devin, I'm giving Du 2 Minute to come outta that room!" shouted his father.
But he ignore him.
"OK, so how exactly are Du planing on saving me?" he asked Satan.
"All Du gotta do is put every bit of your trust in me, and everything Du ever wanted will be yours. Not even your Christian parents will be able to stop you," he explained.
At first, Devin was skeptical about what he was saying.
"Oh, so it's that easy?" he asked.
"Yes, and I promise there's no catch, oder condition-- all I'm offering Du is freedom," Satan added.
"1 minute, Devin, and we're busting in there!" his mother shouted, from outside the door.
Then he started to believe what Satan said.
Devin stood up, and said, "OK, Du got it. I'm all yours."
"Now that's what I wanna hear....." added Satan.
Big mistake, Devin. Devin had no idea what he just got himself into. After he agreed, the Devil disappeared.
"Where'd Du go?" he asked.
The something happened. Satan was now able to get inside his body, and began taking over.
"What's happening to me?" Devin asked.
Devin could feel Satan coming into him, and taking over his body. Devin fell to the floor, and tried to fight back. But unfortunately, he wasn't stronge enough. Satan had officially took over.
"Now....on to phase 2 of my plan," Satan said, standing back up.
He vanished into the air, and took off the to Jahr 2002.
His parents finally had enough, and broke the door down. They noticed right away that Devin was gone.
"Where'd he go?" his father asked.
They walked in the room and looked around.
"Devin? Where are you?" his mother asked.
They were too late. Satan had took Devin over, and took off to the past.
August 2nd 2002 at 6:03 pm.
So far, Satan's plan was working: he captured Devin, and now he's after Carly. His plan was to go to the Tag that Carly moved away, and cause her to hate Hillary.
Hillary, Jason and Carly were at her house. They were in the livingroom, trying to make their last moments with Carly last as lomg as possible. Their parents had gotten just about everything Carly and her family owned into the Ryder van. Back then, Hillary and Carly were 10, and Jason was 12. Hillary wore a rosa shirt, with white pants. Carly wore a yellow tank top, with blue jeans. Jason wore a blue shirt, with blue jean shorts.
"Well, this Tag is here," sagte Hillary, sitting on the couch.
"Yeah, it is," added, Carly, sitting Weiter her.
Both Hillary and Jason's parents, and Carly's parents walked in the house.
"We're almost done packing," sagte her mother.
Her mother closed the door, and went back outside.
"Great..." replied Jason.
"So when I'm gone, what are Du guy's gonna do?" asked Carly.
"I don't know......I guess we'll just try to get use to it," added Hillary.
Minuten later, their stuff was all packed up, and they were all standing outside preparing to say good bye.
"This is it....this is good bye," Hillary told Carly.
"No, we'll see each other again. I promise," she added.
"Hey, why don't Du use your camera to take one last picture of us together?" asked Jason.
"Sure. First we'll take one of all three of us, then just me and Carly," replied Hillary.
As they were taking to picture, they were unaware that Satan (in Devin's body) was there, watching them from a distance. Hillary looked at the picture she took, and noticed Devin the background.
"That's weird...." Hillary said.
"What?" asked Carly.
"Look, there's someone in the background of the picture," she added.
The three of them looked at the photo, and then behind them, and saw that he was gone.
"Yeah, that is weird," Jason added.
"OK, now let's take our picture," added Carly.
She took a picture of her and Carly, and then put her camera in her pocket. Carly's parents walked up to them, and her mom said, "Come on Carly; time to go."
"OK, I'm coming," she said.
Her father opened the Ryder transporter, van door, and got in. Her mom walked up to her.
"Do Du wanna ride on the van, oder in the car with me?" she asked.
"In the car," she said.
Her and her mom got in the car; Hillary and Jason followed them. They stood Weiter to the car, as they sagte their good byes.
"Good bye, Carly. Don't forget me," Hillary said.
"Don't worry, I won't," she replied.
Hillary and Carly had one last hug.
"Bye," sagte Jason.
"See ya, Jason," she added.
"Good bye, guy's," Mr. and Ms. Ford said.
"Bye," Mr. and Ms, Evans said.
After that, they drove off. As they were driving away, Jason looked at Hillary.
"Are Du gonna be OK?" he asked her.
"Yeah, I'll be fine. I'll see her again; I just know it," she added.
Satan was still there, watching as they drove away. He standing on the porch.
"Now that they're separated, it'll be Mehr easier to get to her," he sagte to himself.
August 3rd 2002 at 11:07 am.
The Weiter day, Carly and her family were already in New York. Their stuff had been unpacked and put in their new apartment. Carly and her parents were in the very oben, nach oben part of the statue of liberty, looking at the city.
"This is cool; it would be awesome if people could live up here," sagte Carly.
"Yeah, it would be," her father replied.
She looked her mom, and said, "Mom, do Du mind if I go over to the other side?"
"Sure. Do Du have your cell?" she asked.
"Yes," Carly answered.
"OK, go on over there," she added.
Carly walked over to the other side. As she was looking down at all the tall buildings, she began thinking about Hillary.
"I wish we didn't have to leave," she sagte to herself.
Then Satan appeared behind her. He walked up to her and said, "Hey, Carly."
She turned around and saw him.
"Who are you?" she asked.
"I'm your new friend," he said.
"What? I don't even know you," she added.
"But I know everything about you," he said.
He was starting to scare her, so she started backing away from him.
"Yeah, right," she said.
"You don't believe me? Well, how do Du think I know about that liar Du use to know?" he asked.
"What? What liar?" she asked him.
He walked closer, and said, "Hillary Ford."
"No, she's not a liar--she is my best friend," she added.
"But how can Du trust her? I mean, she is a Christian after all," he replied.
What Satan was saying didn't make any sense at all. How could he know so much about Hillary?
"So what? She's a Christian and I'm an Atheist--big deal. We're still friends," she told him.
Then she said, "Which reminds me: Why am I still talking to you?"
She turned and headed toward her parent's. Satan appeared in front of her, and scared her.
"How'd Du do that?" she asked.
"Let's just say I'm not from here....." he added.
Then he said, "I came here because I thought you'd wanna know what Hillary sagte after Du left."
"And that was?" she asked.

And that's basically it, I never finished this thing. And if Du guys are wondering, YES, I left this as is. I changed no spelling errors, no nothing. I left it like this just so Du can see the cringe for yourself. So... yeah, it was that bad. What's cool, tho, is that I found my old Schreiben on Google Drive somehow. I don't even know how this even got there, so don't ask. I honestly thought this shit was long gone.
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are Mehr important than her.
4. She needs to get Du Essen while Du sit and do whatever Du want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. klatschen, smack her arsch and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that Du Liebe her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Bewegen somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by Caligirl2011
So open up your iTunes oder Musik player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl Du like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. Tag song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Liebe song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are Du doing something?” oder “Have Du eaten already?” are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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Some dreams stay with Du long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty oder lost...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as Du think we all are.

2.. No matter what Du say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like Du to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call Du beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If Du have cramps and we ask Du what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the Monat and nothing more.

9.. If Du really...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get
to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Du see fit.

9. When there are...
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Questions:
Do Du think Eggs are disgusting?


Are Hunde cute?


Do Du fish?


Are Du at the age where Du can drink?


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?


Do Du have a boyfriend oder girlfriend?


Do Du know who Hayley Steele is?


Have Du ever watched Good Luck Charlie?


Ever taken a sponge bath?


Do Du have your ears pierced?


Ever broken your butt?


tee is…?


Ever READ Twilight Saga?


Ever burnt Schokolade in the microwave?


Ever wanted to die before?


Any siblings?


Schokolade Pie is Gross?

Do Du have a cat?


Do Du have a dog?


Have Du ever had a baby?


Are Du father oder a mother oder nothing?


Do Du write stories?


Your best friend’s name is…?


If Du had a catch phrase what would it be?


Favorit singer?


Is Robert Pattinson hot oder what?


Yes oder No?


Black oder White?


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Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in Jahr 8 yeah i sagte it Jahr eight they act like deh 18 oder sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u KISS oder snog KISS oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Liebe Du i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 KISS kisssy... UR 12!!!
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if Du talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting Weiter to us, and some Zufällig guy walks into the room
 and Du jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if Du sit there and talk to him for ten Minuten without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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