Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what Du get. A 4channer uploaded a Foto anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the grüner salat, salat Du eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 Minuten later, the Burger King in Frage was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three Minuten later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was gepostet with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 Minuten later, the news station was contacted Von another 4channer. And three Minuten later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in Frage the Weiter day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager sagte "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, Von 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast Essen in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 Minuten later, the Burger King in Frage was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three Minuten later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was gepostet with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 Minuten later, the news station was contacted Von another 4channer. And three Minuten later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in Frage the Weiter day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager sagte "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, Von 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast Essen in peace.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Du admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.
User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Du admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konzert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Stunde Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singen I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sitz Ooh K Then erpel, drake Sad Du Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There erpel, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singen Along Giving Him Blumen Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Lesen And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Du have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Fragen to a magic 8 ball and take the Antwort seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Du find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Du see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Zufällig person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Du have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Fragen to a magic 8 ball and take the Antwort seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Du find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Du see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Zufällig person!
raindrops on Rosen and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apfel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp apfel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Essen at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Fragen (ex: What do bibliothek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a Tag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Du think she is
*She throws Essen at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Fragen (ex: What do bibliothek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a Tag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Du think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book Von its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders oder u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Liebe to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break Du down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Du that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Kommentare about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Du like what Du do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Du do it? Do Du have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Du do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Du that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Kommentare about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Du like what Du do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Du do it? Do Du have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Du do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banane even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banane is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Du can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a Mehr stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Clubs song)
banane banane schaf, schafe are there Friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banane is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Du can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a Mehr stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Clubs song)
banane banane schaf, schafe are there Friends
BANANAS
one Tag that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny sagte hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first datum ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him Home AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO Home AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE sagte WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE sagte COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED