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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We are combining Barbie: Life In The Dreamhouse with Call Of Duty.
Tom: Instead of f**king around with fashion, and all that bullshit, Barbie learns how to kill others.
Master Sword: For the boys that like Barbie, Du don't have to worry about being made fun of. Barbie is now a soldier that kicks ass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Speaking of Barbie, and ass, Du wanna know what I really like about her?
Master Sword: Nope.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Alright. Let's get this C.P. started.

Barbie: Life In The Russian Front

Starring

Annie as Barbie
Master Sword as Ken
Saten Twist as Aleksandr Sokolov
Cosmic regenbogen as Sargent Puskov
Tom Foolery as Russian Colonel
Mortomis as Russian Soldier

Stalliongrad, 1942. Barbie, and her boyfriend have been enlisted in the Russian army to stop the German invasion. As usual, Barbie gets excited for no reason. She is on a rowboat, being rowed Von ten ponies, and mist rises from the water.

Barbie: Oh my god, I'm so excited, I wanna kill so many Nazis, I bet I can win this game.
Aleksandr Sokolov: Will Du shut up? We need to be quiet.
Barbie: Ooh, quiet. I can do that..... DEATH TO TRAITORS!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The boot was getting closer to Stalliongrad.

Russian Colonel: Welcome to Stalliongrad. You're about to begin the greatest counter attack anypony has ever witnessed. Especially since it's the first one ever seen in a crossover parody.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: The Germans have Lost hundreds of planes, and tanks.
Nazi Pilot: *Flying an airplane*
Russian Colonel: They have advanced here over lots of mountains, and even over their dead bodies.
Ken: *Sees airplane*
Russian Soldier: Sir, enemy airplane behind you!
Russian Colonel: Do not interrupt my speech!
Audience: *Laughing*
Nazi Pilot: *Shoots the boat*
Russian Colonel: They may feuer all the bullets they have at us, but they will not defeat us, because we will kill them before they shoot those bullets at us.
Nazi Pilot: *Drops bomb*
Ken: *Feels boot shake, and falls off*
Russian Colonel: *Points at Ken* He is a traitor that jumped off!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aleksandr Sokolov: He fell off.
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Ken*
Barbie: Ken! *Angry at the Colonel* Du shot my boyfriend!
Russian Colonel: Now I can be your boyfriend.
Barbie: I'd rather datum Katy Perry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Soldier: She's probably a lesbian!
Russian Colonel: She must die. *Shoots Barbie*

The boot arrived at the dock.

Sargent Puskov: What happened?
Russian Colonel: Too much drama. Get me a bottle of vodka.
Sargent Puskov: We ran out.
Russian Colonel: Then Du are a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Sargent Puskov*
Aleksandr Sokolov: I'm pretty sure I had to follow him.
Russian Colonel: Then that makes Du a traitor.
Audience: *Laughing*
Russian Colonel: *Shoots Aleksandr*
Russian Soldier: Sir, please stop shooting us.
Russian Colonel: Traitor. *Shoots Russian Soldier*
Audience: *Laughing*

And so, the colonel went around shooting everyone he saw, claiming that they were traitors.

The End

On the Weiter part of this episode

Sunny, and Double Scoop run a race.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straße corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing Weiter to Double Scoop*
Tom: Mehr ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands Weiter to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 12: Jack Howitzer (A Grand Theft Auto Reference)

Sunny: *Walks to a track with Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: It's been years since I ran on this track.
Sunny: You've been here before?
Double Scoop: Oh no, I was just trying to create a flashback just for the hell of it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: But it has been a long time since I have run around one of these things.
Sunny: Then in that case, I should be able to beat you.
Double Scoop: Now just because I haven't run around a racetrack in a while doesn't mean I can't be as good as you.
Sunny: Sure it does. It's called retirement.
Double Scoop: I hate retirement. They have crappy Essen there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Are we gonna race, oder are we gonna talk about stuff?
Double Scoop: Can't we do both?
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Double Scoop, and Sunny were ready to race each other on hoof.

Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Audience: *Laughing*

Song: link

Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right Weiter to each other behind the starting line.

Double Scoop: Du ready?
Sunny: Yeah.
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.

As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.

Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*

As Double Scoop starting going on the Sekunde left turn, he decided to sing the song.

Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my arsch there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.

Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The Weiter scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right Weiter to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running on oben, nach oben of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!

The green screen falls down.

Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up is a new skit called Golfing.

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenbogen as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole.

Audience: *Cheering*
Chip: Beat that if Du will.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Okay, watch this. *Hits ball that ricochets off of a tree, and goes very high into the air. It lands into the hole*
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Chip: Okay, I'm somewhat impressed. *Turns around, and rips his golf club in half*
Audience: *Laughing*

They finished the rest of the game, then went to the clubhouse.

Mitchell: So I tell him that if he ever comes into my bar again-
Otis & Chip: *Enter clubhouse*
Mitchell: Hi guys.
Otis: Talking to yourself again Mitch?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: A moment ago, somepony was here.
Chip: Well now the only ponies in here are you, me, and Otis.
Mitchell: *Looks around* I wonder how that happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: I don't know. Maybe they left?
Mitchell: That seems logical.
Audience: *Laughing*

Just then, the two female golfers Casey, and Elena walked into the clubhouse.

Otis: Hey.
Chip: Hey yourself, I'm asking them out.
Casey: *Giggles*
Elena: There's two of us, and two of you. Why don't we double date?
Otis: I'm getting Elena!
Chip: No, I want Elena.
Otis: Why can't I have her?
Chip: Because Tom, you've been dating her in every other skit!
Otis: Did Du just call me Tom?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut!!
Caddy & Olson: *Walk onto stage* We didn't get to say any of our lines!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Just go back into position.
Otis: What the hell were Du thinking not calling me Von my character's name?!
Chip: I'm sorry, it was an accident! They happen.
Elena: But he is right, Du do datum my character in every skit we have.
Otis: *Points at the director* Blame this c**t!
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: He got drunk, and thought there was a zombie panda, but he was just attacking a police officer!
Director: What does that have to do with what she told you?
Otis: Du are making this Zeigen go downhill, and we aren't even finished with season 1 yet!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: This skit has gone into a complete disaster. We will try this again in season 2.
Chip: If there is a season 2.
Audience: *Laughing*

Up Weiter is The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenbogen as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Tobias, Louis, and Leah were working together on one scene for a movie taking place in the wild west.

Alinah: *Brings costume karte, warenkorb onto stage*
Director Nick: Thanks Alinah. Now do yourself a favor, and get yourself along with that clothing out of the way. You're in the shot.
Alinah: I can't even make one cameo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out of the shot, oder you're fired.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alinah: *Walks out of camera shot with costume cart*
Director Nick: Alright now. Rolling Banjo..
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Scene 4, take 1. Action!

The power went out, and everything turned off.

Louis: Who turned off the lights? I can't see a thing!
Director Nick: Cut!

The power turned back on.

Leah: That was weird.
Tobias: Du think everything is weird.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's try this again everypony. Rolling Banjo, scene 4, take 2. Action!

The power went out again.

Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: CUT!!

The power turned back on.

Director Nick: wait a minute. Action! *Sees the power turn off* Cut! *Sees the power turn back on*
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Sir, Du may have some magic power here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: No, it's just some coincedence. Let's try filming the Weiter scene, huh? Rolling Banjo, scene 4, take 3. Action!

The power went out again.

Director Nick: i don't believe this, CUT!!

The power turned back on.

Tobias: I believe that Louie maybe correct here.
Louis: Of course I am.
Director Nick: Alright, one Mehr time, then we're going down to the electric company, and find out what the matter is. Rolling Banjo, scene 4, take 4. Action!

The power went out again.

Director Nick: i don't believe this, CUT!! *Realizes the power is not on* I sagte cut!!
Audience: *Laughing*

The power turned back on.

Director Nick: There we go.

But the power went off once again.

Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh come on. I didn't even say action.

Then the power went on again.

Director Nick: Okay, let's find out what's happening with the electricity.
Louis: I'll get the guns.
Tobias: And I'll get the torches.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's Bodyshop Ponies.

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr. Beddler*
Mr. Beddler: It's been a long time since we have made an appearance.
Wheel Bearing: What are Du talking about?
Mr. Beddler: Apparently, we're in a skit for this comedy show, but things have been going downhill.
Cutlass Supreme: What hügel are Du talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I'm not talking about any hill, it's just an expression.
Danielle: What's an expression?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: If anypony asks me anymore stupid questions, you'll be fired.
Gary: Just continue on with what Du were saying.
Mr. Beddler: Okay. Things are not going good for us. Our Shop is running out of business.
Tim: We can't run out of business! We've got a Zeigen to do!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Too bad. We are going out of business. Oh, and one Mehr thing. There's one sound that ponies constantly make when something goes wrong, like a car skidding across something, oder if you're not using a DA sander properly.
Danielle: *Blushes*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: If Du here that noise, please tell me so we can Bearbeiten it out of the video. It's been used too much, and it needs to stop.

But the noise Mr. Beddler was talking about was heard: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3

It went on for two seconds.

Gary: Sir, I don't know what you're talking about, but I heard your noise.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: What could it be this time?
pony on drugs: *Enters bodyshop* yo. where's the guy that fixes cars?
Tim: We're here.
pony on drugs: where's here?
Gary: Right in front of you.
pony on drugs: where is that located?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Get him out of here.
Wheel Bearing: *Escorts drug pony out of shop* What happened before Du entered the shop?
pony on drugs: what are Du talking about?
Audience: *Light chuckle*
Wheel Bearing: We heard this screeching noise, and I was wondering if Du knew what it was.
pony on drugs: oh, Du mean this? *Holds his mouth open, and makes the noise for three seconds*
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: How did Du do that?
pony on drugs: do what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: Never mind. *Walks away*
pony on drugs: *Turns back to normal* What just happened? *Walks away*

The End

On the Weiter part of this episode

Double Scoop makes a Sekunde attempt to run into Fillydelphia nonstop.

Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the straße together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: Du mean selfies?
Tom: F**k that. Selfies R 4 sluts.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*

Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his Sekunde attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.

Song: link

Double Scoop: Here we go.
pony in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your arsch with a piece of glass.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*

It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.

Tom: Where are Du heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*

Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.

Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.

Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.

Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
pony 63: Is he gonna make it?
pony 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*

Stop the song

Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
Audience: *Booing*
pony 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. Du ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
pony 66: Stupid question.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope Du all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most Zufällig adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who oder what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the strand and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my Favorit book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that Frage is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad Du asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all Du haters of haterz, I just want to tell Du that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Musik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

Du can vote for your Favoriten on the event webpage here: American Musik Awards.
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write Mehr now.
So this Zufällig kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone Du want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I sagte “What?” and she sagte “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, oder the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of Zufällig blog on the Zufällig Fan page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One Tag this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my Favorit games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re Weiter door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 Mehr incredibly Zufällig stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Zufällig in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide Von zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates Du , like constantly talking oder doing everything Du do , well im gonna help Du deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , Du can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a kissen in Du purse/bag , so if Du need to scream , scream in the kissen , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , Du COULD use them to block that person out , but studies Zeigen that if that person happens to schlucken one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had Mehr people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are Du MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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Zufällig Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in bett together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every Tag Mehr money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed Von public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be gegeben to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored Tag for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure Du out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in Du and Du let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive Du , its the end
so Du can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil Du burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as Du push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever Du are Weiter bored, oder feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your E-Mail address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' oder 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks Du to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your schreibtisch and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't Fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their Profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to Fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a Fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my Weiter reason...
If Du have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to Fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a Fan of 'Random' oder 'Harry Potter' oder 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will Fan Du back.

On the other hand, if Du are looking at this thinking that Du haven't done any of these things, then feel free to Fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
posted by Kanji
Du turned to see a figure holding your Friends lifeless body. Du screamed and the figure saw Du and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" Du screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your Friends lifeless body Du started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then Du with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else Du turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" Du murmured to your self backing up,the guy took Du Von your...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard Von the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases Mehr energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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posted by TOTALFan
WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, Du told me."

Paige:"Why Du here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop Von and tell Du I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...
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This piece takes place on a strand in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits Weiter to me on the crooked baum that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still Zeigen in her eyes and the grime...
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