FRIENDS: Will comfort Du when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for Du when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps Du up when Du fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps Du find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
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FRIENDS: Will ask Du if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at Du and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
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FRIENDS: Will offer Du a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
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FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw Du a tampon and push Du in.
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FRIENDS: Gives Du their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
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FRIENDS: Will help Du move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help Du Bewegen the bodies.
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FRIENDS: Will bail Du out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room Weiter to Du saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat oder drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Du have no food.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Von Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Von Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
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FRIENDS: Would bail Du out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting Weiter to Du sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
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FRIENDS: Have never seen Du cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else Du cried...just laugh about it with Du in private when your not down anymore.
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FRIENDS: Asks Du to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has Du on speed dial.
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FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
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FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
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FRIENDS: Will leave Du behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arsch that left you
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
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FRIENDS: Du have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
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FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from Du when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at Du stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! Du know we don't waste!
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