After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the oben, nach oben of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case Du are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff oder eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And Du know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that Tag would start the worst two weeks of my life, Von making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the oben, nach oben of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".
Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to jump off the cliff. I can't do it. I am so handsome to die.
Don: (voiceover) In case Du are wondering why I am here...
(Confessional)
Don: (he is shown with bandages all over his hands, a neck brace, and an eyepatch) Last night, I Lost a bet to the girls. Today, I was forced to do everything they told me. I had two options: jump off the cliff oder eat Owen's floaties from the communal toilet. And Du know that. I should've eaten Owen's cake fillings from the toilet.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that Tag would start the worst two weeks of my life, Von making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Yeah Du know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing trödel, schrott, junk-e- in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Du know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing trödel, schrott, junk-e- in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz Du know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Age - 19
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Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
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Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her Zufällig symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Zufällig symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Zufällig Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Zufällig Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know Mehr than Du all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Zufällig sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass Von Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a Fan club about u and make the Artikel their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then Von all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. oder U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and oben, nach oben me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Du can stuff a kissen with the ratte pelz on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Du don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Du can stuff a kissen with the ratte pelz on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Du don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
