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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: Du Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: Du seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to oben, nach oben it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They sagte that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to Du that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book Weiter to a lamp, and turns off the lights*

Weiter Tag at the nut house.

Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, Du look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a steak with A1 sauce, and zwiebel rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: Du got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.

IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.

Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: Du haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting Du until Du bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. Du won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make Du think twice before Du do Mehr wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
orange Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.

Back home.

Miss. Heart: *In bed, Lesen a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do Du mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and sagte if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But Du didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.

There was three Sekunden of silence, and then....

Wayne: I think it's time to Bewegen on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are Du sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.

Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty Minuten until it was time to work at IGA.

Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the kappe off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much Mehr complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and Bewegen onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.

Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.

Kevin: Du know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. Du should talk to him. Perhaps Du can work together.
Wayne: Du know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish Du luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.

At IGA, the manager, a brown pentagon was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.

Ending Theme: link

Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* Hey Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten Minuten late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*

Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one Mehr minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See Du later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground Weiter to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head Von her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front Von his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit Von her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, oder beaten up Von floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
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"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the baum house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the baum house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine Tag in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


(i like that thing oder whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the Artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah sagte bounding out the door.The girls met 12 Jahr old Henry at a pecannuss, pecan, pekannuss tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah sagte opening...
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1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name oder talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his Musik every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask Du if Du have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i Liebe justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate oder Liebe whatever he does even if they hate it oder Liebe it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one Tag he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One Tag when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth Elfen take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the couch with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 Monat later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! Du are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey Du bums want simethin oder are Du goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do Du hear...
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 James
James
kabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am Singen my Favorit song, 21 Pistolen Von Green Tag whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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kabine for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 Jahr old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the birne into the side of this müllcontainer in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These Artikel are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would Du wanna listen to Musik from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better Musik available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I Liebe my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a Jahr and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted lachs (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed reis in a reis bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the reis won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed reis on your hand and put your Favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled lachs on the rice. Push the filling into the reis lightly. Hold the reis between your palms. Form the reis into a round, a triangle, oder a cylinder Von pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the reis ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. wickeln, wickeln sie the reis ball with a strip of nori oder sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly Von americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: Du got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I Liebe it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Du call right now we will also send Du a what ever Du call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 Mehr dollers shiping and handleing! Du GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Du call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Du call it have Du credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL Tag BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST star, sterne IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Du have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! Gir EVERYONE LOVES Du THE MOST Du HAVE THE MOST Fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Filme i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Bücher i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Du get when Du scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Du know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Du just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. fisch fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, oder maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, oder maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal Mehr hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd KISS who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still Liebe men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Du watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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