So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if Du can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If Du need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.
1:
Every few months oder so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things Du are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe Du have a toy Du like. Maybe you're just happy to have clean air to breathe. Write it all down, and pin it just over your bett to be a daily reminder of everything wonderful and good in the world.
2:
Surround yourself with pets. They don't have to be animals, there is nothing wrong with a schreibtisch garden. Taking care of other living things brings a sense of joy like no other. Lavender plants are happy, Katzen and Hunde are happy. I personally have three Katzen named Ulysses, Prometheus, and mittens.
3:
Take care of your body and it will take care of you. Take 15 Minuten out of the Tag to do something active. I like to jog at the beach, some people I know prefer to lift weights, others like to go on long walks. All of these things are wonderful. It's also good to eat on a regular schedule. I prefer to eat four small meals a day, usually about a quarter of a block of tofu. It's important to be regular, as well to pick healthy foods. It may be worth the time and money to visit a nutritionist as well, they're smart fellows.
4:
Do something. We all have hobbies, goals, aspirations. Don't be intimidated Von them. Du don't have to be great to start, but Du do have to start to be great. This is another thing to spend fifteen Minuten to an Stunde on. Play a sport, draw something, write a short story. Du know what Du like. Make sure Du can reflect on it and be proud of the time Du spent.
5:
Do something now that Du will thank yourself for later. Study for that test, give your mom a flower, take a bubble bath. I do all of these things about weekly, so I can always feel like I'm a step ahead of life.
6:
Congratulate yourself. This can be the hardest one to do sometimes. Don't ever tell yourself that Du haven't done well enough, think about the happiness that what Du do now can bring Du tomorrow. If Du don't like the paragraph Du wrote, oder the drawing Du drew, Du can always do a better one tomorrow. For now, Du did well, and Du deserve to know that.
1:
Every few months oder so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things Du are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe Du have a toy Du like. Maybe you're just happy to have clean air to breathe. Write it all down, and pin it just over your bett to be a daily reminder of everything wonderful and good in the world.
2:
Surround yourself with pets. They don't have to be animals, there is nothing wrong with a schreibtisch garden. Taking care of other living things brings a sense of joy like no other. Lavender plants are happy, Katzen and Hunde are happy. I personally have three Katzen named Ulysses, Prometheus, and mittens.
3:
Take care of your body and it will take care of you. Take 15 Minuten out of the Tag to do something active. I like to jog at the beach, some people I know prefer to lift weights, others like to go on long walks. All of these things are wonderful. It's also good to eat on a regular schedule. I prefer to eat four small meals a day, usually about a quarter of a block of tofu. It's important to be regular, as well to pick healthy foods. It may be worth the time and money to visit a nutritionist as well, they're smart fellows.
4:
Do something. We all have hobbies, goals, aspirations. Don't be intimidated Von them. Du don't have to be great to start, but Du do have to start to be great. This is another thing to spend fifteen Minuten to an Stunde on. Play a sport, draw something, write a short story. Du know what Du like. Make sure Du can reflect on it and be proud of the time Du spent.
5:
Do something now that Du will thank yourself for later. Study for that test, give your mom a flower, take a bubble bath. I do all of these things about weekly, so I can always feel like I'm a step ahead of life.
6:
Congratulate yourself. This can be the hardest one to do sometimes. Don't ever tell yourself that Du haven't done well enough, think about the happiness that what Du do now can bring Du tomorrow. If Du don't like the paragraph Du wrote, oder the drawing Du drew, Du can always do a better one tomorrow. For now, Du did well, and Du deserve to know that.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which Monat do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schaf, schafe and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eichhörnchen fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the thron in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which Monat do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:
1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From schaf, schafe and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) eichhörnchen fur.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the thron in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
listen guys Du all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I sagte horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a Sekunde chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if Du don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten Du oder go after Du if Du don't don't worry
but if Du do forgive me Du wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't Berichten me please just read the Artikel and don't Berichten me I wont be mean ever again
if Du guys forgive me awesome if Du don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
but if Du do forgive me Du wont regret it I promise
please forgive
also don't Berichten me please just read the Artikel and don't Berichten me I wont be mean ever again
if Du guys forgive me awesome if Du don't then oh well
but I still would like to say im sorry to all
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
