#1: TITANIC:
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE Du AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let Du go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, Du and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck Du for being interested in things, Du stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real boot with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did Du order two meals and not eat one of them? Du just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the Titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here Du are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did Du just say!? Do Du know something we don't? Du got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell Du where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE Du CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, Pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now Pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS Liebe YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN Du DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, Nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release Tag Du are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than Du put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. Du know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the messer covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after Du die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See Du in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this Weiter one is actually one of my Favorit ones. It's called Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now Du listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, Du take that to sleep with Du tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. Du don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the Weiter day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give Du a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where Du going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! Du only live once!
#15: Essen FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules oder is this like, like The brunnen rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is brunnen rules.
#16: Essen FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: Essen FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE Lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing Essen Battle!
Jon: What sorrow, I feel for these characters.. Red haired lady.. Old ladies.. Currently DROWNING human.. And 101 don-..
One hundred and what!?.. One hundred and what now!?…. (camera zooms in on the dog) BONGO!? IS THAT YOU!?
#2: ARE Du AFRIED OF THE DARK:
Man in movie: (two the little kids he locked in his house) Just answer this riddle. Than I'll let Du go free.
Jon:TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!
#3: GOOSEBUMPS:
Jerry: Oh man, Du and your dumb hobbies!
JonTron: Yeah, fuck Du for being interested in things, Du stupid bitch!
#4: TITANIC:
Jon: Wait, it's just a legend? It's just a silly old legend? I thought it was a real thing, like a real boot with people on it that sank and they died. I s'pose that means my girlfriend's not real then. I guess there were some signs along the way. [flashback starts] When we were at that restaurant, the waiter, he said, "Why did Du order two meals and not eat one of them? Du just left it there to get cold." and I said, "Curb your tongue! That's my lady, and soon she will be departing on the great steam liner known as the Titanic that is definitely a real ship in the real world." and he said, "...Wait, what?"
#5: TITANIC:
Old Man: Here Du are. Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. (Gives a sinister smile and wiggles his eyebrows)
Jon: Excuse me, uh, the fuck did Du just say!? Do Du know something we don't? Du got something to say? Why so devious? Wait a second... I recognize that voice. You're not really an old man! (He goes up and pulls the guy's head off) I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!
#6: TITANIC:
Jon: There's a where are they now sagment!? I'll tell Du where they are now, AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FUCKING OCEAN, ARE Du CRAZY?!?
#7: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Jon: Boy, Pikachu dose that leg thing from Sonic 2.. Now Pikachu is turned into a ball, like.. Sonic, the, hedgehog.. Man, that's just Sonic, it's soni- (screaming) IT'S SONIC!!
#8: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: Cars?.. Cars!?.. CAAAAARS!?
Jon: (scream singing) AND IIIIIIIII!!
Jon: (normal) stechpalme, holly SHIT!!
Jon: (scream singing) WILL ALWAYS Liebe YOOOOOUU!!
Jon: (normal) CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS TO ME!? GODDAMMIT!, HOW CAN Du DO THIS TO ME!?!?
#9: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
Jon: I mean, what if after Super Mario World, Nintendo released a teaser trailer for Super Mario 64, and upon release Tag Du are greeted with Mario CITY SIMULATOR!.. And than Du put in the game, and Shigeru Miyamoto's ghost comes out, and goes "AH FUCKING, WHO LIKE'S THE MARIO GAMES, AM I RIGHT!?".. BYB!.. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA, INTO ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!
#10: GOOSEBUMPS:
Larry: She's really cool.. Du know, for a girl.
Jon: Wait, THAT'S not in the book.. In the book he describes her as kinda cute.. Oh Larry, your just. Your just a fucking asshole!
#11: GOOSEBUMPS:
JonTron: This fucking humming! That's like the joke voice people do when they're trying to pretend to act natural.
Police Officer: [knocking on door] NYPD! Open up!
[cut to Jon in the bathroom with a giant knife, both him and the messer covered in blood, and Jon looking paranoid].
JonTron: Can't a guy get some privacy? (begins to stab away, humming the same song).
#12: BARBIE:
Jon: Hi Barbie. I miss you. It's so quiet after Du die. There's nothing. But the voices...they never stop. (beat) See Du in an hour!
#13: POKEYMON BOOTLEG:
JonTron: Now this Weiter one is actually one of my Favorit ones. It's called Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal. Yeah, that's actually what it's called.
Jacques (his pet parrot): That's racist.
JonTron: [turns around to Jacques]
JonTron: Now Du listen here, pip-pip. A racist mind is a racist kind. You, Du take that to sleep with Du tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. Du don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the Weiter day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth. Until then, I'm gonna give Du a kiss, muffin.
[Jon kisses Jacques on the head]
#14: POOKEYMON BOOTLEG:
Camera man: Where Du going?
Jon: I'm not doing this, I'm not playing this! Du only live once!
#15: Essen FIGHT:
JonTron: Is this like Toy Story rules oder is this like, like The brunnen rules, where there's no rules?
JonTron: [backing away] Oh God, help us. I think this is brunnen rules.
#16: Essen FIGHT:
JonTron: Let's celebrate. Yeah! Ugly people never win! That's the moral of the story, guys!
#17: Essen FIGHT:
Jon: Am I dead yet!?
#18: TITANIC:
Jon: (the film is so bad he's pointing a gun at his head) Come on baby, I just want out!
#19: BANJO KAZOOHI/NUTS AND BOLTS:
JonTron: Oh geez. Oh darn it. They got fat.
#20: THE Lost WORLD:
JonTron: Jurasstic Park 2 had it all.. Dinosours.. Adventure.. (screaming, and camera shakes) AND JEFF GOLDBLUM!!.. CAN'T FAIL!!
#21:
Jontron: (kills Nostaglia Critc) That's for reviewing Essen Battle!
Happy Hauntings X)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for the herz now
Have Du heard the news
maybe Du stahl, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for he herz now
Have Du heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Du soon
*hums*
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The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Du know it as the only song i know Von herz from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spinne i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my oben, nach oben 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i Liebe all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the Mehr i listen to the album.
1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights
oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the Mehr i listen to the album.
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing Musik with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Broadway Limited
Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.
Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
