#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe Du can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
Du have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe Du can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
Du have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
DEMENTED POEMS
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End