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oben, nach oben 100 SEXIEST MEN TO EVER LIVE!!! ...in my own opinion...

posted by AzulaFanboi

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). Du may see some crossovers! XD

100. Shunsuke Daito: Sekunde best thing in the live action Ouran High School Host Club series...
99. Mitchel Musso: He's like a little kitten... I just want to take him home...
98. Yuri Lowenthal: You're voice sir... You're voice.
97. Brian Kelley: Uhhhhhhhhhh Florida-Georgia Line is my JAM!
96. Jamie Dornan: He is totally my Christian!
95. Donny Osmond: HIS VOICE! I loved him in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat.
94. Jensen Ackles: DEAN! Uhhh Du are too pretty for words...
93. Kellan Lutz: Hello muscles... I mean Emmett...
92. John Lennon: Fricken Genius...
91. Elvis Presley: Oh Elvis, Elvis Please, Keep your Pelvis CLOSE to me!
90. Skrillex: ... I Liebe his music...
89. Ansel Elgort: Du made me cry Du beautiful, beautiful man!
88. Mark Ruffalo: Hulk out on me anytime babe!
87. Darren Criss: Hnnng... I want to fricken run my hands through his hair!!!!
86. Mark Edward Fischbach AKA Markiplier: He's my fricken spiritanimal...
85. Marlon Brando: A total classic here. Loved him in A Streetcar Named Desire

84. Tom Felton: Hi Draco!
83. Henry Cavill: Du can sweep me off my feat anytime Superman...
82. Michael Crawford: Gawd his VOICE!!!!
81. Stephen Colbert: I Liebe a man with a sense of humor!
80. Theo James: Sorry Four, but Du only made it to 80. XD
79. Dylan O’Brien: AHhhh He's so cute! He TOTALLY Should have been Spiderman!!!
78. Ben Barnes: hehehe His Caspian...
77. Tyler Hubbard: *drools* His hair....
76. Misha Collins: This man's sense of humor is fabulous! I always have fun doing the GishWIshes! XD

75. Chris Hemsworth: Hnnng, Hi Thor!
74. Sam Claflin: FINNICK!! *glomps* I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR BABY LOOKS LIKE!!!
73. Godfrey Gao; Oh hi Magnus!
72. Joel Madden: Sing to me baby!
71. Ian Somerhalder: Uhhhhh his eyes!
70. John Legend: Uhh His voice is like liquid velvet!
69. Jared Padalecki: Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng... I... I can't... Too beautiful...
68. Miles Teller: Uhhh, Yas! Liebe this man!
67. Eugene Lee Yang from BuzzFeed: Hnnnnng, I watch the try guys just so I can listen to this man talk. I Liebe the sound of his voice.

66. Humphrey Bogart: Huuuu, Oldie but a goodie!
65. Shawn Mendes: I don't care if you're trying to replace JBebs! I think Du are adorable!
64. Alberto Rosende: Oh hi Simon! XD He's so cute!
63. James Dean: Uhh your style was God's gift to man kind. No one looks bad if they dress like James Dean...
62. John F. Kennedy: I have a thing for men in power... ;)
61. Jake Gyllenhaal: Uhhhhh, hmm? What? Sorry I got Lost in this man's eyes for a second, what was I saying?
60. Alan Rickman: *CRIES* *sniffle* Du are a beautiful man that will live on forever in my heart!
59. Corbin Bleu: HSM and FLight 29 Down are fricking amazing!
58. Billy strahl, ray Cyrus: Don't break my achy breaky heart!

57. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hnnng... I Liebe your muscles! Terminate me anytime babe. ;)
56. Harry Styles: *sigh* You, sir, must be a welpe in disguise...
55. Taylor Lautner: Hello muscles-I mean Jacob...
54. Colin Morgan: Mer-lin! I just want to hug him and bath in his accent... That sounded better in my head...
53. John Stamos: I can't wait for Fuller House! *sqeals*
52. Gerard Way: I'd Liebe to Mitmachen your Black Parade!
51. Liam Hemsworth: Hmmm Hi Gale. :)
50. Rupert Grint: Uhhh his HAIR! I want to touch it!
49. Ryan Seacrest: Only reason I've been watching American Idol since Simon left...

48. Ramin Karimloo: HIS VOICE!
47. Joe Jonas: Hnnng. Everyone loves at least ONE Jonas Brother.
46. Alexander Hamilton: Ohhmagawd this Musik is my life! The sass and brilliance of this man amazes me to no end!
45. G-Dragon: He's from the K-Pop group Big Bang. Check them out. He looks awesome with no shirt. XD
44. Dominic Sherwood: Oh hello Jace! XD ohhmagawd his EYES though! I Liebe heterochromia!
43. Aaron Tveit: Guys, have Du watched Grease Live yet? This man is amazing!
42. Jackson Rathbone: Hnnnnng, That episode of Criminal Minds made me fall in Liebe with this man hardcore... then I re-watched Twilight and he just took my breath away.
41. Jason Isaacs: Malfoy Sr. Du beautifully horrible man!
40. Francois Arnaud: Everyone NEEDS to go watch the Borgias right now. Uhhhh all he wears is leather pants and cod-pieces.

39. Harry Shum, Jr.: Hello other Magnus! And Matt Chang from Glee!
38. Simon Cowell: Du beautiful critical man you!
37. Isaiah Mustafa: He's the werewolf your man can smell like! XD
36. Rob Pattinson: Uhhhg I'm such Twilight trash... I Liebe THIS MAN!
35. Heath Ledger: RIP Du amazingly beautiful man!
34. Eddie Redmayne: Les Mis anyone? He was fricken amazing in that!
33. Jared Leto: Is there anything this man can't do? Sing, act, looking beautiful. I bet he has a sweet hidden talent like being an expert at the French Horn oder something...
32. Brendon Urie: Have Du guys watched the girls/girls/boys Musik video? Go do that now. You're welcome. :)
31. Elijah Wood: Frodo my love! I'll carry Du up the volcano!

30. Mario Lopez: This man doesn't age, I swear!
29. Logan Lerman: Uhhhh look at his sweet FACE! I just want to put him in my pocket! *hug*
28. Mick Jagger: I'm with Ke$ha on this one... No one has Swagger like Mick Jagger.
27. Chris Evans: Genetically enhanced super soldier indeed! He can turn my flame on! Uhhg I'm sorry about all these puns... (no I'm not)
26. Prince William of England: Hehe, I'd like to party with this guy!
25. Ryan Ross: Humana-humana fave member of P!ATD... I want to touch his HAIR! He cut it a while ago... it made me sad...
24. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg AKA Pewdiepie: This beautiful man is my fricken spirit animal! PROUD MEMBER OF THE BRO ARMY RIGHT HERE!
23. Adam Lambert: He's giving me quite the fever!
22. Colin Farrell: That Alexander movie... Uhhg, he can be my king of Macedon any time... As long as he wears that outfit...
21. Jim Morrison: *drools* Hnnnnnnnnng... I Liebe this man. Absolutely BAMF!

20. Mark Hamill: He was cute in star, sterne Wars. He was fan-fricken-tastic as the Joker!
19. Jeremy Irons: Pope Scar is my nick-name for him. Uhhhhg. His. VOICE!
18. Yusuke Yamamoto: The best part of the Live Action Ouran Hischool Host Club show!!!!
17. Logan Henderson: BTR is my major guilty pleasure... and so is this man.
16. TaeYang from Big Bang: hnnnnnnnng... Yas.

15.    Barack Obama: This man is amazing. His threshold for stupidity is unmatched!
14.    Zac Efron: C'mon... Du all cannot tell me that youdidn't have at least a tiny crush on him in HSM!
13.    John Travolta: Shhh I forgive Du for Battlefield Earth Du beautiful man.
12.    Shia LeBeouf: ... Holes introduced me to this man... Its still one of my fave Filme EVER because of this cutie!
11.    Paul McCartney: My fave Beatle for a REASON! Maxwell's Silver Hammer all the WAY!

NOW FOR THE oben, nach oben TEN!!!!!!

10. Rupert Brooke:
Handsomest man in England indeed! Uhhhhhhg, I Liebe this man! His Poesie is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! And his letters between him and his friend James Strachey are fricking fun and beautiful to read! HE DIED TOO SOON!

9. David Bowie:
*CRIES* LABRYINTH WAS MY CHILDHOOD!! God this man was sexy. *sniffle* We all shall miss is tremendous musical talent and the blatant sexual tension between him and Mic Jagger. RIP Du magnificent man!

8. Oscar Wilde:
If Du have never heard of this man Du are uncultured swine and need to look up either the Picture of Dorian Grey oder The Importance of being Earnest RIGHT NOW AND EDUCATE YOURSELVES!!
*ehhem*... Yes, this man is a fricking GENIUS! His Poesie is beautiful and uhhhhg I can't EVEN! This man is as beautiful as the things he writes! And that hat! That's one sexy hat.

7. Josh Hutcherson:
Gosh, Josh Hutcherson is adorkable. Uhhhh Why did it take everyone so long to realize your true beauty? *hugs*

6. Jamie Campbell Bower:
Hello other Jace! I don't care if he looks like a heroine addict I think he's beautiful! I feel in Liebe the moment he sagte "artifice" in the Breaking Dawn movie! Uhhhhg then the CoB movie... mmmmmm...

5. strahl, ray Davies:
The sass of this man. Uhhhg I want to touch his HAIR! *grabby hands*
I am a HUMUNGASARUS Fan of the Kinks and I just can't help it! I Liebe Ray! He's another fricking genius! Just go and listen to some of their music, specifically Lola, Wonderboy and [Art Lover[/I] (those are my favorites).

4. Jason Derulo:
Du can talk dirty to me anytime lovey... I'll even Wiggle if Du want me to. XD
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm done now. >.<

3. Justin Bieber:
... STOP JUDGING ME! I CAN FEEL Du JUDGING ME! I can't help it! He just grew up nicely... Physically, obviously not personally. AND Du know what, his Musik HAS gotten MUCH better. :P

2. Dave Davies:
Who knew hotness ran in the family? XD
Uhhhhhhg he's so fricking amazing! He's a beautiful and pure spirit trapped in the body of a minx! I read his biography annually and I fall in Liebe every time! >.<

AND FOR WHAT Du ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

1. Daniel Radcliffe:
My trump card in Cards Against Humanity is "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole."
This man is amazing! I... I just can't express my Liebe of this sexy man... That picture of him in Equus though...

Well, there it is... now Du all know what kind of weirdo I am...
I almost regret making this thing...
NAHHHH, Du guys'll be nice to me!
Thanks for suffering through my insanity for a little while!

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audreybrooke You seem like a really fun, happy user! Thanks for posting. :)

AzulaFanboi @LottieLurker: Ohhhmagod Thanks!!!!!!!! I like to think I'm fun so I'm glad you think I am to!!!!! XDDDD

KataraLover Definitely a very interesting and unique looking list. Not really my personal taste but you do have a unique opinion.

MirthfulMessiah I...oh my. Um. I might cry because of the mention of the Goblin King. He moved the stars for no one. Also yassss to the host club tribute. Bless...I'll never forgive you for putting the beebs on this list though.

AzulaFanboi @KataraLover Thanks Senpai! I know I'm really weird! Thanks for being as non-judgmental as possible! Its greatly appreciated!

AzulaFanboi @MirthfulMessiah I'm soooooo sorry for making you cry!!!! :'( I was inconsolable when I found out about his and Alan Rickman's deaths! Gahhhhhhhhhhh! :''''''''( :P I happen to like the Beebs so there! Nehhhhhh :P

KataraLover Being weird is a good thing. Normal people are BORING!

AzulaFanboi You got THAT right Senpai!!!

Riku114 @AzulaFanboi I know. Im with you there. Hair is awesome. XD Ask some people who know me, the better they know me the better, I go insane over hair XD Its why I dont let my hair to be cut. Havent cut it in almost two or three years now XD

8theGreat Riku loves hair, it's true.

ThePrincesTale This must have taken an age to put together with all the picture numbers and stuff, jeezus fucking christ. Interesting list, kudos :)

AzulaFanboi Hahaha! Ohhmagod I know what you mean!!! Hair is like amazing! I haven't cut my hair in FOREVER either! I'm trying for the whole Warren Piece look from Sky High... I don't think its a good look for me but WHATEVES!!!

AzulaFanboi @ThePrincessTale Ohhhhhmagod!! THANK YOU!!! It DID take FOREVER to put together! It was soooo much fun though!!!!

Angelica_AW Interesting list. Don't agree with much, but still.... I don't even have a top 100...more like a top 5. XD

AzulaFanboi @Angelica_AW HAHAHA that's totally fine!! I didn't expect people to understand or agree with my list, since it's pretty nonsensical and all that jazz!! Thanks for reading though!!

Zeppie Oh interesting, I actually agree with a fair amount of these x3 Cool to see GD and Taeyang there xD

AzulaFanboi @Zeppie THANKS SO MUUUUCH!!! I love them sooooooooooo much! They are TOTALLY my fave's from the group!!! XD I'm glad you enjoyed!! :)

poulamikundu Seems u work hard on this.....great!

AzulaFanboi @poulamikundu Thanks soo much!! It WAS difficult!

euny omg I can't even begin to express how much I agree with this list. Not with every placement, obviously, but with many of them, especially Markiplier. He's like the sexiest person ever imo. Great list! :3

AzulaFanboi @euny: Hahahahahaha Thanks!!!!!!! CD MARKI-MOO IS THE FRICKEN BEST!!!! I LOVE his new hair!! Blue suits him better than Pink! XD I'm glad you enjoyed my list!! XDDDDDDDD

Kuro_Hyou666 Wow. This obviously took a lot of time and effort to make... I'm not really interested in this of thing. However, I like some of the people on here.

AzulaFanboi @Kuro_Hyou666: Thanks!!! It WAS SUPER hard and long taking!!! I'm glad that you for SOME interest in it though!! XD

Nerdbuster2 I can't actually believe you didn't mention Johnny Depp, I was scrolling down and down to see where he would be but he wasn't even mentioned XD He's my hero, he'd have been my top number one! I wasn't expecting it to be Danielle Radcliff! :D

AzulaFanboi OMG, I can't believe I missed your COMMENT!!! I do love me some Johnny Depp, but he'd probably be #101 on my list if I'm being honest with myself. XD

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5. If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
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Canada is finally getting footage on Youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd Du leave the toilet sitz up?
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