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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks Von a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved Von the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid oder late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people I met on here like to call them "dudes in distress" oder "lads in distress" because calling them damsels in distress is apparently stupid. Yes, apparently calling them a term that doesn't exist is worse than calling them Von a term that does exist. But I digress. A few years Vor I made a Liste of my oben, nach oben 10 biggest animated damsels in distress, which was A LOT different than this list. This time I will be including live-action characters and even video game characters. Now, not all damsels in distress are annoying. Jane from Tarzan, Meg from Hercules, and Odette from The schwan Princess were damsels in distress, but they were also very likable and interesting, plus they weren't in distress nearly as much as these characters. These are the characters Du want to schlagen, punsch IN THE FACE every time they get in trouble because they're only reason for existing is to be saved. Now I don't hate all of the characters on this list, there is one I like and one I think is okay. I'm judging this completely on how much of dumbasses in distress they are. So keep in mind this is just my opinion and if Du are two certain users that are tied of me talking about this subject DON'T FREAKING READ IT AND Bewegen ON WITH YOUR LIFE! Anyway, please Kommentar but be polite. Enjoy!

10.Lois Lane (Superman)

I'm mainly basing this on the animated series and from what I've seen of her in other forms of media. She's the only character on this Liste that I like, but that mainly depends on what version of her. In the black and white Zeigen and the old cartoon, she's just a dimwit that needs to be saved. I've never read the comics oder seen the movies, even though I've seen some clips of Man of Steel, so I can't judge that. In the animated series she is an enjoyable, smart, cynical, interesting, and three-dimensional character. However, that doesn't change the fact that she constantly has to be saved. In pretty much every episode she has to be saved Von Superman. I understand that a lot of it is from stuff that she can't save herself from, but most of the time it's her fault she got into trouble. She's a reporter and tries to get the story, Von any means necessary. But she's WAY over her head! She's done this TONS of times, so shouldn't she have learned Von now that she shouldn't get so deep into the story because she always gets captured? I know it's to Zeigen that she's dedicated to her career, but shouldn't someone who's so smart know not to get herself into so much life-threatening trouble, oder at the very least have a plan in case she does get captured? I mean, maybe she should carry a gun oder pepper-spray with her, especially considering all the times she's gotten herself captured. With someone like Jane from Tarzan, it makes sense that she has to constantly be saved because she's in the jungle and is out of her element. Plus she was Tarzan's means to learn Mehr about human-kind and served a point in her story. Lois' point of existence was just to be saved, Berichten about it, and be Superman's Liebe interest, nothing more. But I do admire that unlike most superhero damsel's in distress, she's Mehr three-dimensional and smart. She's not higher because there are times that she's actually useful. I remember one episode where Superman and Supergirl were captured Von the government oder something, and Lois is the one who goes in and saves them. That's pretty impressive. Also, from what I've seen and heard of her in Man of Steel, she's actually really useful, despite having to be saved sometimes. She shoots an alien gun at the enemies and is even helping out during the climax. Sounds like she's pretty useful in Man of Steel, plus she's played Von the gorgeous and talented Amy Adams. I also found out that for a while she was Superwoman and had some powers, how that happened I have no idea.

9.Chuckie Finster (The Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying, whiny little brat. The fact that he's constantly in distress is part of why I hate him. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure, he always gets into some kind of trouble where he has to be saved. Part of it is caused Von him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like Superman and Batman. He's been saved Von pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the Zeigen and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's even Mehr pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a Jahr old, actually saved him. He even got saved Von Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. I know I'm probably being too harsh on him because he's just a toddler, and I'm usually lenient towards kids who constantly have to be saved. But here's the thing, for me to cut them slack, they have to be constantly saved Von adults because adults are physically stronger than kids, so it makes sense that kids would have to be saved Von adults. However, Chuckie is constantly be saved Von kids that are younger than him, except for Susie and sometimes Angelica, but they're only a Jahr older than him. If a little kid is constantly having to be saved Von kids and not an adult, than they have absolutely NO excuse AT ALL! Chuckie especially has no excuse because he's been saved Von a baby that's not even a Jahr old, isn't potty trained, and can't even freaking walk! This pain in this arsch was only there to make Tommy look good and for Tommy to save. He may be only two years old, but he's also where Du think "maybe I should let him drop." The reason he's not higher is because the others have been in worse situations than him and I am cutting him some slack because he's just a toddler.

8.Prince Naveen (The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I hate him, he's really a huge dumbass in distress. He's been in distress Mehr than any of the Disney Princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked Von a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured Von frog hunters, he gets out thanks to strahl, ray and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured Von the shadows and has to be saved Von Mam Odie, then captured Von the shadows again, is put in a box, and is saved Von strahl, ray but captured again Von Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the Disney Princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved Von girl frog, an old blind lady, and a firefly. Having to be saved Von a firefly is even worse than having to be saved Von a mouse! I realize that he's a frog, and there for is in distressed Mehr easily. However, Tiana is also a frog and she's capable of saving herself. When one of the frog hunters grabs her she's able to save herself, even when he throws like twenty knives she's able to avoid all of them because she's slick, resourceful, and capable of saving herself. So Naveen really has no excuse because Tiana's also is turned into a frog and has shown that she can take care of herself, Naveen is NOT. Plus, he maybe a frog, but he has to be saved Von a firefly, something that's A LOT smaller and weaker than a frog. Heck, a frog can eat a firefly, so he's being saved Von something that's technically part of his diet. Disney Princess films seem to have a new theme going on; the prince is constantly having to be saved Von the princess and the sidekicks. Flynn and to a lesser extent, Kristoff, have to constantly be saved Von the sidekicks and the princesses. With Kristoff it's not as noticeable, but with Naveen an Flynn, it's really noticeable. But Flynn has his one heroic moment Von sacrificing himself for Rapunzel's freedom. Naveen doesn't do anything heroic, besides helping Tiana escape, but it's not too long until he has to be saved again, to which Tiana saves his little green ass. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger dumbasses in distress.

7.Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate oder dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most heroically badass character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is Bewegen and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself and only like once oder twice Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should feuer Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked maulwurf ratte is actually Mehr useful than him. He never saves the Tag and is as useful as a zitrone with a paper-cut. This Zeigen does Zeigen a lot of amazing girl power because it creates the most badass fictional character EVER, who is actually a female character, and a girly cheerleader at that, instead of your usual tomboy that doesn't like to follow the crowd. However, it seems unbalanced because it has a male character as the decoy that has to constantly be saved. His freaking last name is STOPPABLE! Du know he was meant to be the dumbass in distress of the show. Kim's name is freaking Kim Possible; take away the K and it's impossible, meaning she can do the impossible. Even without that, her last name is possible, meaning anything is possible for her. So why the hell does such an unstoppable character have the most pathetic sidekick ever? The simple answer is nepotism; he's only her sidekick because he's her best friend. Shouldn't Kim have chosen her sidekick based off actual skills? Someone who's athletic, agile, stealthy, resourceful, and knows fighting moves like her? Ron is the exact opposite of that and is probably the last person Du want as your sidekick because he's completely unqualified. I mean, in one episode when it was mother's day, Kim's mom did the sidekick role for a Tag and she did A LOT better than Ron ever did during the entire series, except for maybe the last episode. I mean, a freaking mom, who has had absolutely NO EXPERIENCE in crime fighting, actually is Mehr capable and does a MUCH better job than Ron, who has been at this job for years. ARE Du FREAKING SERIOUS? I mean, Robin was constantly captured when he was working with Batman (because he looks like a walking bulls-eye) but at least he knew how to fight and had some kickass moments, even though Batgirl was better at it than him. It turned out that when he joined the Teen Titans and didn't look like a walking target Weiter to Batman, he was able to Zeigen that he was capable of being badass and not having to constantly be saved. Ron on the other hand, would not be able to do the same because he has no skills in crime fighting AT ALL! He's not higher all because of the last episode, where he FINALLY has an impressive, heroic, and badass moment. He may make people laugh (not me but he does get an occasional laugh out of me) but he's a terrible sidekick.

6.Mary Jane Watson (Spider-Man)

Unfortunately, I've never read the comics and I don't remember much about the animated series, so I'm mainly going off the movies. People usually argue whether oder not the old oder new Spider-Man Filme are better (in my opinion, the new ones blow the old ones out of the water), but everyone seems to agree that Mary Jane sucks and that Gwen Stacy is a MUCH better character. Mary Jane always has to be freaking saved in every freaking movie! That's her only purpose in the story! She's a freaking tool! She's something for Spider-Man to save, to chase, to protect, and have look at him in awe. Basically, she's only there to make Spider-Man look good. I don't remember how many times she was saved, maybe six times oder something, but she is always just so useless. I remember in the Sekunde movie when she tried to help, it didn't work and ended up, I think, unconscious. Even with how horrible written she is in the movie aside, we all know what a famous damsel in distress she is. I remember one moment n the animated series where Peter reveals he's Spiderman, asks her to marry him, and she jumps off an empire state building just to see if he would catch her. WHAT THE HELL? Is she's so much of a dumbass in distress that she throws herself into danger? I mean, Gwen also had her damsel in distress moments, but she has shown that she's capable of saving herself, even if she has to be saved Von Peter too. Plus she's actually useful because she comes up with scientific reasoning to help Peter defeat the villain. She's an amazingly written and interesting character that I'm sad that they killed off. But I digress. Maybe Mary Jane is better in the comics, but in the Filme she's a horrible character that can't take care of herself, doesn't have her own identity, and is a pain in the ass. She does become Mehr of a three-dimensional character in the third movie, but she just became even Mehr annoying. Peter thinks that Von keeping away from her that she'll be safe, but until she found out that Peter was Spider-Man, she had been in distress five times at that point. At least when she found out, she only got captured once, which was a HUGE improvement. So apparently all that stier, bull crap about her being in danger if the two of them are together and if she knew his secret was unnecessary. She's so much of a dumbass in distress that she'll get captured and be in danger either way, so they might as well be together anyway. The only things good about her is the fact that she's pretty (but not beautiful, stunning, oder gorgeous) and that Kirsten Dunst gives a good performance. But she's completely useless and isn't even interesting. I remember one time she has to be saved in a freaking lunchroom! Do they honestly have to protect her from her own food? She's a pathetic character and is truly a dumbass in distress. She's not higher because the others are just bigger dumbasses in distress.

5.Princess pfirsich (Mario)

Du know Du can't have a dumbass in distress Liste without mentioning this broad! She's the definition of a princess being held hostage Von a dragon and needing a hero to save her. Shouldn't they have upped the security Von now so it doesn't happen anymore? In every single game she's always getting captured and going "OH MARIO! HELP! SAVE ME!" like a dimwit. She's been captured so many times that it doesn't even bother her because in one game there's a letter where she says "Dear Mario, due to my most Kürzlich kidnapping." WHAT IS THIS, A Tag AT THE STORE FOR HER? Even when she gets captured she just keeps her stupid little smile on her face like it's nothing! She doesn't even really have her own identity and is just a plot device, something for Mario to save. I mean, look at other video game damsels in distress like Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda and Amy Rose from the Sonic games. They were both just there to be who the hero has to save, but as time went Von they've developed their own defined identities and shown that they are capable of saving themselves and can kick some ass. They sometimes will go back into their damsel in distress roles, but they've come a long way since then and proven they're not damsels in distress. Princess pfirsich on the other hand, has not developed her own identity and her only reason for existence is to be saved. And what's even worse is that after Mario risks his life constantly to save her, this freaking bimbo just rewards him with either a KISS oder a cake! THAT'S WHAT SHE CONSIDERS A PROPER REWARD FOR SAVING HER FROM DANGER? If I was Mario I would schlagen, punsch her in the face and tell her that she better either marry me oder give me some kind of position of power! It's ironic because I used to Liebe her as a kid but now I can't stand her! She's not higher because of three reason. First is because of Smash Brothers, where she's actually a playable character that can fight. Sekunde is the fact that she's the main character that saves the say in the game Super Princess Peach. The game is too simplistic and has ancient visuals, but she does have some cool powers. When she's mad she can control power, when she's happy she can fly and control wind, and when she's calm she can heal herself. Unfortunately, when she's sad she cries HUGE tears, PATHETIC! But at least she actually saves the day, even if the game isn't all that great. The third reason she's not higher is because of an official comic (that's not very well-known) where pfirsich actually manages to escape and kick some arsch while doing it. She was a total badass, which is something you'd never think of with Peach, even though she gets captured again.

4.Hubbie (The Pebble and The Penguin)

I'm surprised that he wasn't on the Nostalgia Critic's oben, nach oben 11 dumbasses in distress list. This guy is constantly having to be saved and he never improves. He's the protagonist and he's supposed to learn how to fight and take care of himself, so he can save his Liebe interest from the villain. The only problem is that HE'S COMPLETELY INCAPABLE! First he's almost eaten Von a leopard-seal, I will give him credit that he manages to escape without any help, which is the only time that happens. After that he needs help to escape the ship he's on, needs help to get back to Antarctica, when he decides to go on his own he has to be stopped because of a killer-whale, actually stupidly goes into a dangerous cave for fisch after Rocko tells him not to, goes after his pebble when there's a freaking leopard-seal, is actually EATEN ALIVE Von the leopard-seal and has to be saved Von Rocko, is almost eaten Von killer-whales, and during the climax almost falls to his death. He's in distress Mehr than Marina, who's supposed to be the damsel in distress of the film. If I were her, I'd decide to rescue myself because Hubbie isn't her best chance, FAR from it! The only really heroic thing he does is kick the villain down a flight of stairs and that's it. But before that, he was getting his butt kicked Von the villain. Kayley From Quest For Camelot had to be saved at the beginning but she was also just starting out and improved overtime. She's not one of the most badass characters but she improved enough to be heroic and not be considered a damsel in distress. Plus, unlike Hubbie, she was part of a group and a group that depended on each other. She had to be saved Von them but there were also times where they needed to be saved Von her. Garrett even needed her to hold his hand whenever they had to run because he's BLIND! Plus she's the one who defeats the villain, Hubbie does not. The villain is defeated Von a falling rock, not Von any of the characters. Even if the villain was to be defeated Von any of the characters, it most definitely wouldn't have been Von this idiot! He's not higher because the others are Mehr pathetic.

3.Olive Oyl (Popeye)

I think this is one of the first characters ever to be tied to the railroad tracks. I don't know that for sure but it wouldn't surprise me AT ALL if it was true. How many times has this annoying little slut been in distressed? I call her a slut because she'll constantly go between Popeye and that one guy to see who she'll be with, it always depends on which one appeals to her selfish ego better. When the other guy doesn't please her, he will always force himself onto her and she'll just shout for Popeye to save her. Shouldn't she realize Von now that the other guy isn't good for her and that she should always go with Popeye? Is she really that idiotic and superficial? Why are these guys even fighting over her, she's not even pretty! The Zeigen makes her out like she's Marilyn Monroe oder something but she's FAR from it. A pencil has Mehr of a figure than she does and when I first saw her I thought she was a boy. Popeye even has to fight another guy in one episode called Sinbad over olive Oyl. This chick isn't even that hard to capture. She does try to hit the people who capture her but she has the muscle strength of a feather! She's a pathetic, ugly, annoying, selfish, superficial, pain in the arsch that can't take care of herself. I'm surprised the Nostalgia Critic didn't have her in his oben, nach oben 11 biggest dumbasses in distress list. She's not higher because the others are just bigger dumbasses in distress.

2.Bella schwan (Twilight)

Yep, the Nostalgia Critic's number one biggest dumbass in distress only gets Sekunde place with me. Who could be a bigger dumbass in distress? Well, we'll get to that later. Do I even need to go into much detail about why she's such a dumbass in distress? She's always getting into trouble and in New Moon she actually throws herself into danger on purpose, just so her boyfriend will notice her. That's right girls, if your boyfriend leaves Du just jump off a cliff to get his attention, that'll work. Sure, Du might end up dead but that'll teach him. NOT! There's also a war going on all because of her and she's just fine with it, okay she does say she isn't worth it once oder twice, but it doesn't take long to convince her that she is worth it. She even needs her two play girl calenders carry her around in their arms. She can't even freaking walk apparently, despite not having a problem with her legs. She's overly dependent, never fights for herself, does nothing, and will put herself in distress just so her boyfriend will save her. She only becomes capable of fighting and saving herself when she becomes a vampire, before that she's useless. To become a vampire, Edward only has one condition, for her to marry him but apparently that's a bigger commitment to her than becoming a blood-sucking beast of the night. If she had just agreed to marry him than it would have saved her all the trouble of constantly being in distress. One of the reasons she's not higher is because in Breaking Dawn Part 2, she's actually a badass because she's FINALLY a vampire. The Sekunde reason is because number one is an unbeatable dumbass in distress.

1.Princess Irene (The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence! I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all Du have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few Minuten of the movie and is saved Von a boy who was singing. That's right, all Du have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet (I'm not even kidding). She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that she just has to sing and it'll defeat the goblins. She could've easily saved herself without any problem AT ALL! But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her Liebe interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up Von tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even Mehr of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her Liebe interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! She's not even gagged when she's captured, so she is perfectly capable of Singen and saving herself but she's doesn't. All I was thinking when I watched the movie was SING Du IDIOT! Her legs aren't even tied, so she can step on the goblin's feet and save herself but she's so idiotic to actually do it. I've never seen a character who shows so little effort and is as useless as she does! She is a pathetic character that makes Du actually want to let her die because she's so irritating! Princess Irene is without a doubt the biggest dumbass in distress!
posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that Du felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when Du need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way Du feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes Du
A little Mehr strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction Schreiben is great. Du can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically Von height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days Vor and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST Zufällig PARAGRAPHS IN THE Kommentare AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN Artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as Du please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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I decided to write an Artikel because some Kürzlich news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an Artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to Zeigen everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If Du Kommentar on something Du believe is true, then...
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It all started when a young man without much money he was gegeben a Nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the Tag after Du give away the console, an old man opened a garage sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small patrone of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin oder cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If Du know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, oder always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with oder without apps running oder photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If Du are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Du know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Favorit Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The Zeigen SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Zeigen SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed Von a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine Minuten of the Zeigen may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob oder Caillou, in which Bilder change Mehr slowly, oder to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sagte as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Favorit fast Essen restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out oder dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she sagte it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written Von a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As Du will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here Du go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet Du didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If Du don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Du into the middle of Weiter week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I sagte so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me Mehr LOGIC .


"If Du fall out of that swing, schaukel and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Süßigkeiten per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each Jahr on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Essen to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for the herz now
Have Du heard the news
maybe Du stahl, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for he herz now
Have Du heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Du soon
*hums*

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The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Du know it as the only song i know Von herz from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spinne i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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