A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get Du something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Du don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life sagte Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….
(written in real small text). You’re not old until Du can’t read this Schreiben any more.
You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
Celebration time: Happy birthday, Du old bag!
Come on, don’t be like this. Du have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.
Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because Du need all your energy to blow out the candles!
Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
It’s your birthday, and I must say, Du certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!
Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one Tag get as old as Du are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging Du based on every single morsel Du ingest.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Forget about the past, Du can’t change it, forget about the future, Du can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get Du one!
Forget your past, it’s already done. Forget your present, too; because I forgot.
Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate.
George Carlin sagte that. Don’t ask me what it means. Du wanted something unique for your birthday, Du got it.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only Du can feel its warmth. And that’s what Du feel today. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that Du don’t die before Du eat your cake. You’re another Jahr older and another Jahr wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Most beliebt Birthday Wishes
Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.
Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
Happy birthday to you. Du live in a zoo. Du look like a monkey. And Du smell like one too
Happy Birthday! It’s about time Du start Schauspielen like your real age.
Happy birthday to Du videos
Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a Jahr closer.
Happy Birthday! Du look fine for a person who is Von one Jahr closer to death.
Happy Birthday! You’re one Jahr closer to your death day.
Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine oder something.
Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old Du really are!
Birthday Greeting Cards
Have fun as much as Du can, but not too much, because Du are in a vulnerable age.
Have Du ever try to get yourself in a fridge and see what happens? It’s ok Du can light up all your candles now? we all have a glass of water in our hands.
Hmm … I do not know why, but I had a strong urge to send Du a text message! But why? I know! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hoping that Du can find all the strength and courage needed… to blow all of the candles out.
Hoping Du dance the night away oder at least watch other people dance late into the night, oder at least stay awake…
I didn’t forget your birthday. I just forgot today’s date!
I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
I wanted to give Du something unique, grand and loving on your birthday! But I just did not fit on the screen!
I was trying to think of what to get Du for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
I wish Du all the best, for another 100 years here on earth!
I’m at an age when my back goes out Mehr than I do.
200 Birthday Wishes
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old Du are.
If someone comes up with the idea to call Du old: then hit him with your stick and throw him your teeth! Happy Birthday!
If Du want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
I’ll always think of Du as someone older than me. Happy Birthday.
Du must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
Creative Ways to Say Happy Birthday
Du recognize the fact that you’re getting older when the candles cost Mehr than the birthday cake.
Du think Du are old? You’re not old… Du were old last year, this Jahr you’re ancient.
Du think you’re something special because it’s your birthday today? You’re something special every day!
Du would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar.. Yung No Mo
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
You’re so old when Du look at your birth certificate it sagte expired
You’re a hard person to Shop for, so I didn’t get Du anything. Happy birthday.
You’re not forty; you’re eighteen with twenty two years of experience.
You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy anniversary of your umbilical cord separation.
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Du can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.
Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Du can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.
Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? oder i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened Von the way it is how some people act) he sagte something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are Du sure Du don't want that private tutor?
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Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Du press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Du press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson
Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to Suchen for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.
He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.
After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.
Cited Sources
1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me
2. Bücher I read
3. Research online
That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments
And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, Sekunden before the Japanese attack
Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk Von the harbor.
Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*
He was only 700 feet away from his house.
Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
From the gate entrance.
Let's start from the outside first.
Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
Close up capture.
A view from the upstairs room.
Beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
Dining room.
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Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
