Dramatic Song: Von Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)
This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at Schreiben words
If Du don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.
You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm Singen about
The lack of stuff I'm Singen 'bout
This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as Du don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would Liebe this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably
Tell her foreign Friends about the song
Her grandson oder daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.
If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!
Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks Du to translate
The lyrics here's what Du say:
A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if Du must know, well picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives Du a million dollars.
Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word Von word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma
I don't have time for this
Du gotta trust me
Du gotta trust me, Grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant.
Actual Musik video: link
This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at Schreiben words
If Du don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.
You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm Singen about
The lack of stuff I'm Singen 'bout
This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as Du don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would Liebe this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably
Tell her foreign Friends about the song
Her grandson oder daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.
If the chorus sounds like Cold Play.
Then I put some la, la, las in there
La la la la la la la la la la la
Cold Play!
Hopefully your foreign grandma
listens to this song everyday
and if she asks Du to translate
The lyrics here's what Du say:
A perfect translation does not exist,
Well at least, not in your language.
But if Du must know, well picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting
And the moon is setting also and you're there
In a gazebo, and then God descends from heaven
and he gives Du a million dollars.
Take that feeling, and put it into a song
I could translate word Von word
But that'd take too long.
And I've got stuff to do, Grandma
I don't have time for this
Du gotta trust me
Du gotta trust me, Grandma
This freakin' song is brilliant.
Actual Musik video: link
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Du get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a socke with pennies, and then demand all of the Essen using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a Zufällig person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos oder baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as Du can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little lamm at the oben, nach oben of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's Essen when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Zufällig things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was brot on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is brot on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the brot is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and oder eat the brot that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the brot off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the brot that is on yer head so u can on living without brot on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the brot that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating brot it is so if i tell u that there is brot on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of brot on yer head
These Zitate are Zitate with differnt meanings of frettchen oder just the animal.
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a frettchen bites Du it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Ansichten are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Du can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to frettchen it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and frettchen it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
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READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I Liebe you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.