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The kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in a mansion of wood and stone. teilt, split a piece of wood and God is there. Lift a stone and Du will find God.

‘Angel oder beast along with powerful forces. The Wild Ones appear,’ a young girl named Eve Black wrote in her notebook. She continued for awhile, finishing with ‘an army large enough to destroy the mass of the matriarch.
Her journal was full of a story she had been Schreiben about The Wild Ones and The Legion of the Black. She hurried to school. She waved to a few Friends and went to her first class- history. She sat down and put in her earbuds.
You’ve been running for so long, still breathing
Hoping soon to find a song worth singing
Every chapter of this note, they’re reading
But you’re slowly losing hope on bleeding
The lyrics of Devil’s Choir blasted into her ears and she pulled out her notebook again. She began to write.
‘Victim to the dark seduction of the serpent matriarch, together The Wild Ones and this Legion of the Black march against the army of F.E.A.R. in an effort to free mankind from the bondage of F.E.A.R. and free the earth from immortal death.’
The teacher slammed her hand onto Eve’s paper and yanked out her earbuds.
“If this happens one Mehr time you’re going to the principles,” The teacher warned Eve.
As she walked off Eve carefully put her earbuds back in. Sekunden later the teacher called her name.
“Eve Black!” She shouted, “Principles office, now.”
When Eve didn’t respond she stormed over to her desk.
“Go! Out of class!”
Eve stood and the teacher hustled her out, urging her to go. She walked her out the door and shooed her out. Eve walked down the hall, earbuds in, still listening to her favourite band; Black Veil Brides. She arrived at the office and the principle called her parents. Eve continued to write.
‘Victim to the dark seduction of the serpent matriarch, together The Wild Ones and this Legion of the Black march against the army of F.E.A.R. in an effort to free mankind from the bondage of F.E.A.R. and free the earth from immortal death.’
She closed her eyes thinking of what happened in Legion of the Black.
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Eve's drawing
posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He teilt, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the Obst seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make Du feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much Du get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. Du use the British curse of Essen and bad tea.

3. Du wear a scarf and when your teachers tell Du to take it off, Du say KOLKOLKOL!

4. Du imagine your Favorit Hetalia characters Singen your Favorit songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate, tomaten buono tomate, tomaten buono buono ooh tomato.

7. Du give people names that apply to their traits oder what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate, tomaten bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, Du say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. Du are Lesen this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first Artikel on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Homestuck and have fallen madly in Liebe with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, Du better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, oder Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I sagte our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a KISS means.....

+ KISS on the stomach = I’m ready
+ KISS on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ KISS on the Ear = You're my everything
+ KISS on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ KISS on the Hand = I adore you
+ KISS on the Neck = We belong together
+ KISS on the Shoulder = I want you
+ KISS on the Lips = I Liebe you
+Laughing while Küssen = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Liebe each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Liebe you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Du Liebe me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Liebe Du too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Du were thinking about someone while Lesen this, you’re definitely in Love
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well seems like i have to!

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as Zufällig as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling eibe why!

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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years Vor with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's Tag in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started Auszeichnungen lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen Jahr olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Du know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Du just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This Artikel belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should Du ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Du dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Du should YouTube, should Du get the chance
-“Kevin speck in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved Von everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the Monat is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal Von conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if Du are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test Du can chain mail to with any peeps oder even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on Fanpop oder any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in Kommentare what Du think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true oder not but the Antwort actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to Du people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just Löschen this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, Bewegen your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not Bewegen both hands oder both feet at the same time - Du will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as Du throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, oder why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Du think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Du SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

Du have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, oder what they are, oder even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, oder because Du think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat oder it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak Du out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that Du actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until Du spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far Du can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes Du have to stop thinking so much and go where your herz takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, Du must keep moving.

Do not let what Du cannot do interfere with what Du can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 oder BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Berichten everything and Kommentar 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Du hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' oder 'You're so annoying' oder 'No' on a Wand post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are Mehr but i cant be stuffed naming them um Kommentar if i have missed any male Anime dudes Du like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when Du tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. Löschen any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. Du need to listen to us
6. if Du going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Liebe you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if Du get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if Du do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With hai Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of hai attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if Du are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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