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Crazy Things Girl's Do:
Girl's Weirdest Worst Habits

Changing into dozens of outfits before a big date:
Adorable - Annoying
"I completely understand wanting to look great for a date---just make sure Du don't keep the guy waiting."

Ordering a tiny salat for dinner, then stealing fries off her boyfriend's plate:
Adorable - Annoying
"We can always order another serving...and sharing is good!"

Spending hours over analyzing one little Facebook Kommentar from her crush:
Adorable - Annoying
"Don't make a big deal out of it. It's just a Facebook!"

Giggling like a five-year-old every five minutes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Short, carefree giggles are cute. But if a girl giggles for no apparent reason, it may get annoying."

Exerting extra effort to do very through research on the guy she likes:
Adorable - Annoying
"Honestly, I find this very creepy and kind of stalker-ish. Please don't do this."

Doodling her crush's name all over her notebook:
Adorable - Annoying
"I Liebe art, and doodling is always a nice way to express your thoughts."

Going on a horror movie date, then covering eyes the whole time:
Adorable - Annoying
"I find this adorable, because it is just! It's the guy's job to make the girl feel safe, sicher when she's with him."
posted by Bluekait
What a KISS means.....

+ KISS on the stomach = I’m ready
+ KISS on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ KISS on the Ear = You're my everything
+ KISS on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ KISS on the Hand = I adore you
+ KISS on the Neck = We belong together
+ KISS on the Shoulder = I want you
+ KISS on the Lips = I Liebe you
+Laughing while Küssen = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely Liebe each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain Liebe you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me Du Liebe me
+ Arms around the Waist = I Liebe Du too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If Du were thinking about someone while Lesen this, you’re definitely in Love
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not telling eibe why!

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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a Fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started Auszeichnungen lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen Jahr olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have Du know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe Du just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This Artikel belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should Du ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants Du dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words Du should YouTube, should Du get the chance
-“Kevin speck in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If Du have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours Von hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal Von conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if Du are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test Du can chain mail to with any peeps oder even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on Fanpop oder any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in Kommentare what Du think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true oder not but the Antwort actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to Du people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just Löschen this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, Bewegen your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not Bewegen both hands oder both feet at the same time - Du will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as Du throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, oder why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Du think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Du SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

Du have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, oder what they are, oder even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, oder because Du think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat oder it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak Du out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that Du actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
May the dreams of your past be the reality of your future.

Today isn't just another day. Today, I'll create something beautiful.

Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.

Until Du spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far Du can fly.

Heal the past, live the present, and dream the future.

Sometimes Du have to stop thinking so much and go where your herz takes you.

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep balance, Du must keep moving.

Do not let what Du cannot do interfere with what Du can do.

The best dreams happen when...
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 DONT be anything like dudelol17 oder BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
Ways To Annoy People

1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. Berichten everything and Kommentar 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say Du hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' oder 'You're so annoying' oder 'No' on a Wand post. (Just be rude)

WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
posted by hetaliaitaly
Allen Walker
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are Mehr but i cant be stuffed naming them um Kommentar if i have missed any male Anime dudes Du like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
posted by MsMindlessAztec
1. We dont ALWAYS want sex...only sometimes
2. we dont like it when Du tell us wat to do
3. never, ever look at other girls with us...otherwise your kicked out
4. Löschen any pictures of ANY other girls on your phones/computers
5. Du need to listen to us
6. if Du going to ignore us at least do a good job at it.
7. dont always say "i Liebe you" like 5 times a day, then we think somethings up
8. bringging us to a club and getting us drunk for sex is a bad idea
9. if Du get in a fight, admit that your wrong...we like that
10. never say that your the "king of MY casle"
11. always tell us if your borrowing...
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I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if Du do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.

Enjoy!

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6 Ways On How To Deal With hai Attacks:

1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
More than 99% of hai attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if Du are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.

2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there...
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posted by mehere
Im sorry if Du dont like me Im sorry if Du think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck

Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who Du are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.

I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change oder be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.

If Du don't like my words, don't listen. If Du don't like my appearance, don't look. If Du don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.

Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. Du think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't Du see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Du gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Berichten the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Du alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat oder drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Du have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail Du out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting Weiter to Du sayin "DAMN!"were screwed"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen Du cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else Du cried...just laugh about it with Du in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks Du to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has Du on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:...
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This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the China Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting Von an object. The collapsed house had crashed her back and her head.

With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the Wand to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five Minuten yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time Du see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that Du are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that Du are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure Du dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W busch has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, oder 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th Tag of the year....
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