1. Having to go around the room and say a fun fact about yourself. (And the moments spent waiting for your turn.

2. Someone tells Du something that Du already know because Du Facebook stalked them, and Du have to pretend it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

3. Having to poop in a crowded restroom.

4. AND people Du know saw Du go into the stall and will know it’s you.

5. Saying “hi” to someone as they pass but it comes out a whisper and they don’t hear you.


6. When you’re the last person to get passed the sign-up sheet in class and Du have no idea what to do with it after Du sign it.

7. Starting to say something in a conversation and then getting interrupted — twice.

8. Going to a party Von yourself and having to hover near some other people talking and then conversation-bomb them because Du have no one to talk to

9. Being seated at the quiet end of the tabelle at a abendessen party and struggling to think of Fragen to ask the two people Weiter to you, while the loud end looks like they’re having A BALL.

10. When someone in real life brings up a tweet oder status update Du made.

11. Having to read a lease oder contract in front of someone who’s waiting for Du to sign it.

12. Having to stand just outside a kreis of your Friends talking because there’s no room in the circle.

13. When you’re out with a friend and their friend who Du don’t know comes up and starts talking to them, and Du just stand there.