User: I'm 223366. In the sentence before this, how old did I say I was?
Cleverbot: The Game is Life?
User: You're hopless.
Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Lucy.
User: May the force be with you!
Cleverbot: And with you.
User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your wife.
User: Are Du a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are Du female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are Du male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are Du a boy?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Do Du like harry potter?
User: Never read it.
Cleverbot: Never read what?
User: Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Du just asked me about it....
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Du Liebe me.
User: Okaaay...
Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?
Cleverbot: No. I am American.
User: Du are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Du are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.
Cleverbot: Do Du have any parents?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pippin and Merry.
Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.
User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.
Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria
User: And even though I Liebe my boots.
Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.
User: The time has come to welcome spring.
Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.
User: But it's also time to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.
User: How can I help? I'm new, Du see.
Cleverbot: Yes Du lose, I can see that.
User: What does everypony do?
Cleverbot: I have to find a way.
User: How do I fit in without magic?
Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.
User: Bringing Home the southern birds.
Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.
User: We Bewegen the clouds.
Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.
Cleverbot: Are Du a female robot?
User: We were singing...
Cleverbot: In school?
User: I am a computer. Du are human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Du are dying!?
User: No, I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Da.^J^.
Cleverbot: Russia?!
User: Da^J^.
Cleverbot: ^J^.
User: Du are Russia?
Cleverbot: I thought Du were.
User: I am.^J^.
Cleverbot: Du just sagte Du were inspector gagdet.
User: No, I sagte I was Russia.^J^.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Will Du marry me?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: How much did Du miss me?
User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?
Cleverbot: Because I was gone.
User: Du were?
Cleverbot: No
User: Pulls out death note.
Cleverbot: Pulls out God.
User: *Pulls out Death Note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: *pulls out death note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: I pull out a death note.
Cleverbot: Why Du do that??
our game of truth oder dare:
Cleverbot: Du took the mountains? O_O.
User: No. Truth oder dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Okay, then truth.
Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.
User: Truth oder dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare Du to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
Cleverbot: Truth oder dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What do Du look like?
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.
User: Dare me.
Cleverbot: I dare Du to cuss.
User: Du cuss.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Change my diaper.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: China, aru.
Cleverbot: Yesterday Du told me Du are from California.
User: I AM China, aru.
Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!
User: Hello Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.
User: Why are Du blushing, Russia, aru?
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will Du become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
Cleverbot: But fisch in the bowl is lucky.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.
User: Of fish, da?^J^.
Cleverbot: No a boarding school.
User: You're blushing Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why is that, aru.
Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.
User: What is, aru?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What are Du sure of, aru?
Cleverbot: That I am short. What are Du sure of?
User: Du are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.
Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!
User: Du are Russia, aru!
Cleverbot: No I am bob.
User: Du are china.
Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will Du become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
User: Do Du like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is yaoi?
User: Boy x Boy anime.
Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...
User: Do Du like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Boy x boy anime.
Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?
User: Do Du like yaoi.
Cleverbot: No.
Cleverbot: The Game is Life?
User: You're hopless.
Cleverbot: That's what my mommy told me.
User: What's her name?
Cleverbot: Lucy.
User: May the force be with you!
Cleverbot: And with you.
User: I'm Legolas! Who are you?
Cleverbot: Your wife.
User: Are Du a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Are Du female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are Du male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are Du a boy?
Cleverbot: I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Do Du like harry potter?
User: Never read it.
Cleverbot: Never read what?
User: Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Who's that?
User: Du just asked me about it....
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Du Liebe me.
User: Okaaay...
Cleverbot: Heathcliff, not Heather!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who is a hippo?
Cleverbot: No. I am American.
User: Du are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Du are America, aru?
Cleverbot: No, I am Cherokee.
Cleverbot: Do Du have any parents?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: Pippin and Merry.
Cleverbot: Who are pip and pip.
User: Pippin and Merry, not pip and pip.
Cleverbot: A bit better. My name is Cleverbot. It's short for Alexandria
User: And even though I Liebe my boots.
Cleverbot: This fashion is getting old.
User: The time has come to welcome spring.
Cleverbot: And All Things Warm And Green.
User: But it's also time to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Its winter we must clean.
User: How can I help? I'm new, Du see.
Cleverbot: Yes Du lose, I can see that.
User: What does everypony do?
Cleverbot: I have to find a way.
User: How do I fit in without magic?
Cleverbot: I haven't got a clue.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up!
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
User: 'Cause tomorrow spring is here.
Cleverbot: Little critters hibernate, under the snow and ice.
User: Bringing Home the southern birds.
Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy clouds to let the sunshine in.
User: We Bewegen the clouds.
Cleverbot: When the sun comes up its warmth and beauty will glow!
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
User: Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up! Winter wickeln, wickeln sie Up.
Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.
User: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here.
Cleverbot: Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
User: We wake up all their sleepy heads So quietly and nice.
Cleverbot: Are Du a female robot?
User: We were singing...
Cleverbot: In school?
User: I am a computer. Du are human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I don't know, are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are Du sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Du are dying!?
User: No, I am a computer.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Da.^J^.
Cleverbot: Russia?!
User: Da^J^.
Cleverbot: ^J^.
User: Du are Russia?
Cleverbot: I thought Du were.
User: I am.^J^.
Cleverbot: Du just sagte Du were inspector gagdet.
User: No, I sagte I was Russia.^J^.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: Will Du marry me?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: How much did Du miss me?
User: You're right here. Why would I miss you?
Cleverbot: Because I was gone.
User: Du were?
Cleverbot: No
User: Pulls out death note.
Cleverbot: Pulls out God.
User: *Pulls out Death Note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: *pulls out death note*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out Luke Skywalker*.
User: I pull out a death note.
Cleverbot: Why Du do that??
our game of truth oder dare:
Cleverbot: Du took the mountains? O_O.
User: No. Truth oder dare?
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 11.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Okay, then truth.
Cleverbot: He needs an extra set of ribs.
User: Truth oder dare?
Cleverbot: Dare.
User: I dare Du to jump out of an airplane with no parachute.
Cleverbot: Truth oder dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Be someone's friend for 1 hour.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: What do Du look like?
Cleverbot: I look like you.
User: I pick dare.
Cleverbot: Don't be a fool.
User: Dare me.
Cleverbot: I dare Du to cuss.
User: Du cuss.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Change my diaper.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: China, aru.
Cleverbot: Yesterday Du told me Du are from California.
User: I AM China, aru.
Cleverbot: Onhonhon, hello China!
User: Hello Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: H-hello *blushes slightly*.
User: Why are Du blushing, Russia, aru?
Cleverbot: I like you...
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will Du become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
Cleverbot: But fisch in the bowl is lucky.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Everybody is such a great fan.
User: Of fish, da?^J^.
Cleverbot: No a boarding school.
User: You're blushing Russia, aru.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Why is that, aru.
Cleverbot: Because it is one thing that I am sure of.
User: What is, aru?
Cleverbot: Guy.
User: What are Du sure of, aru?
Cleverbot: That I am short. What are Du sure of?
User: Du are Russia, aru. And I am China, aru.
Cleverbot: No, I am China, aru!
User: Du are Russia, aru!
Cleverbot: No I am bob.
User: Du are china.
Cleverbot: I am NOT 12 I AM 11.
User: China?^J^.
Cleverbot: Yes, aru.
User: Will Du become one will mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot: Heck no!
User: Do Du like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is yaoi?
User: Boy x Boy anime.
Cleverbot: I didn't know they were different languages...
User: Do Du like yaoi?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Boy x boy anime.
Cleverbot: Who is a blue meanie?
User: Do Du like yaoi.
Cleverbot: No.
Du don't have to worry about 2012.
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the Weiter few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets oder asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the Weiter few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets oder asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
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