When I was little...

1. I got "plumber" and "plunger" mixed up alot.
2. I thought it was illegal for someone to see someone else naked.
3. I thought people still got wool from "shearing schaf, schafe when their 'hair' was too long" like they Zeigen Du in fairs and shit.
4. I thought airplanes flew on electric energy.
5. I thought a "tower" was a kind of towel.
6. I thought a person's herz was herz shaped.
7. I thought paint came from colourful fruit.
8. Although I didn't think Babys came from the stork, I thought women got pregant randomly, but after they got married.
9. I opened containers twisting the kappe to the right, and screwed it back on to the left.
10. I thought "north" was "up" and "south" was "down".
11, I couldn't tell the difference between left and right.
12. I thought when a woman was pregnant, the baby was inside her stomach, as in the part that holds intestines.
13. When I first heard of "sex", I thought it was just people making out in their underwear.
14. When I was slightly older (but still in single digit years), I thought Du could get STD's from kissing.
15. I used to not know that people used anestethics for surgery.
16. I thought people could receive fatal infections from picking their nose.
17. I thought all allergies were fatal.
18. I thought a woman's urethra was the same as her vagina.
19. I would always use the fake name "Betty".
20. I thought people who wore skinny jeans were sluts. (I didn't know that word then, but it fits.)

Wow, I was weird...