My sister sent me this, funniest thing ever.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Schreiben Du this letter to tell Du that I'm leaving Du forever. I've been a good man to Du for 7 years & I have nothing to Zeigen for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Du quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Du came Home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Favorit meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Du ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Du don't tell me Du Liebe me anymore; Du don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Du are cheating on me oder Du don't Liebe me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my Tag Mehr than receiving your letter.
It's true Du & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Du got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Du can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Du cooked my Favorit meal, Du must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Du because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Du & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Home Du were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Du have the fulfilling life Du always wanted. My lawyer sagte that the letter Du wrote ensures Du won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Du this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
Best Divorce Letter, EVERRRRRR!
Dear wife:
I'm Schreiben Du this letter to tell Du that I'm leaving Du forever. I've been a good man to Du for 7 years & I have nothing to Zeigen for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that Du quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, Du came Home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your Favorit meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. Du ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. Du don't tell me Du Liebe me anymore; Du don't want anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either Du are cheating on me oder Du don't Liebe me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my Tag Mehr than receiving your letter.
It's true Du & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when Du got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if Du can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when Du cooked my Favorit meal, Du must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from Du because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved Du & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got Home Du were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope Du have the fulfilling life Du always wanted. My lawyer sagte that the letter Du wrote ensures Du won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told Du this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that's not a problem.
