Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped Von a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" Von Social Distortion and "Back in Time" Von MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced Von George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if Du think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped Von a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.
Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.
Score: 1/5
Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" Von Social Distortion and "Back in Time" Von MattyB Raps. However, the score sucks.
Score: 3/5
Characters (Heroes): Reggie and Jake are both the best example of bland heroes. Jenny and Reggie are a good couple I guess. But I do like how S.T.E.V.E., the Turkeys means of Time Travel, is voiced Von George Takei (Oh my).
Score: 2/5
Characters (Villains): This movie really doesn't have a villain, if Du think Miles Standish is the villain. Because, y'know, trying to feed your starving people is like the worst sin known to anything! Stupid Turkeys...
Score: 0/5
Final Thoughts: As a whole, Free Birds is a shameless knock-off of Chicken Run. Just watch Chicken Run, it's so much better.
Final Score: 6/20
Would I recommend it? NO
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your schreibtisch oder forehead.
2 = If Du have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Weiter oben, nach oben Model every day.
8 = Ask them every Tag to sit Weiter to them at lunch, but at lunch say Du were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If Du have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's Weiter oben, nach oben Model every day.
8 = Ask them every Tag to sit Weiter to them at lunch, but at lunch say Du were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
Von Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Du happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he oder she will never turn his oder her back on you...... oder betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Du and stick its self to greed.
Du cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Du can never again.
He/she will leave Du disappointed and let Du down.
Why should Du look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Du have God with his Liebe all wrapped around you.
Von Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Du happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he oder she will never turn his oder her back on you...... oder betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Du and stick its self to greed.
Du cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Du can never again.
He/she will leave Du disappointed and let Du down.
Why should Du look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When Du have God with his Liebe all wrapped around you.
Du just shut the door i fell like Mehr when Du say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Du make sure to Liebe me even though i'm shy do Du ever ever ever think to try? do Du think of me? when Du say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Du say hi well than Du won't be mine! yes this is Liebe but does it hurt? when i cry? when Du say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Liebe you! why would say means things why would Du say the stuff that stings why would Du say that word when i know Du much? i don't think i would be with Du if i knew a thing oder two about your life Du backstabbing messer i trusted Du and yet Du still flew without me
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Du a lot.
Don't Du Liebe her?
I do...
I Liebe my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Du a lot.
Don't Du Liebe her?
I do...
I Liebe my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stahl, stola our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone gasped.
"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled
"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"
"That darn lady,she stahl, stola our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"
"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.
"Oh my god!",cowboy said
Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"
"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.
The cowboy sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
One fine Tag in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing oder whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the Artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
eachother drew there swords and shot eachother
the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.
(i like that thing oder whatever u call it lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa im only puting this part because the Artikel is not long enough and blahblahblah and all that stuff and stuff and oh my god how long does it need to be)
1. they will sing his songs
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name oder talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his Musik every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask Du if Du have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i Liebe justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate oder Liebe whatever he does even if they hate it oder Liebe it
2.they will blush when they here somone say his name oder talk about one of his new songs
3.they will have atleast one picture of him
4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts
5. wont be afraid to say hes cool
6.listens to his Musik every night to go to sleep with
7.will ask Du if Du have heard his new song
8.screams if someone else says i Liebe justin beiber
9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube
10.will say they hate oder Liebe whatever he does even if they hate it oder Liebe it