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She can see them, she can hear them, she is the only one who understands them. They worship her....

Aoi Nakasone and Danielle Harris kneel in the river behind Kitty Walker's house.
'I don't see any armour,' complains Aoi.
'That's because you've been looking in the same spot for three hours,' says Danielle, brushing long, black bangs out of his eyes. 'What's that?'
Aoi looks where Danielle is pointing. There is a shimmering, bronze helm laying in the water. It has two eye slits and on top, golden hairs from a Pferde tail.
Aoi jumps up and runs over.
'Don't touch it,' Danielle warns him.
'Why?' asks Aoi, 'it's not like it's dangerous.'
'It's watching you,' says Danielle. 'Look.'
'Danielle that doesn't even make sense,' Aoi snorts. 'It's not like it has eyes.'
'Look again, Aoi. Then you'll see. It's watching you. get away from it, Aoi!'
Danielle runs from the creek and Aoi feels suddenly alone and afraid. His hand brushes against something soft and cold. Aoi freezes. He glances down, but he can't see it. All he knows is that it feels human. And that it feels dead.
Aoi turns his head. What he is touching is a human hand, it hardly looks like one anymore. It seems to have rotted over many centuries, the flesh is peeled away in some parts, revealing bone. Aoi, Frozen with fear, can only stare. However his curiosity overcomes fear when he sees the bronze sword glimmering, still clasped in the hand. Aoi lifts the sword out of the river and crawls out. He hears a howling moaning sound coming from the trees. He looks up. The sky has a greenish-grey tinge to it.
Tornado! he thinks, dropping the sword.
'I'm dreaming,' he says aloud, 'this is a dream.'
Aoi shuts his eyes.

Aoi opens his eyes. He is laying on the ground sword clasped in his hand. The sky still has the greenish-grey tinge.
It was a dream. he thinks What the hell is going on?
Aoi turns towards where Kitty's house should be. Instead a cliff looms above him. Aoi's long, red hair flies in front of his face. The strong wind knocks him to the ground. His head hits a rock, knocking him unconscious.
NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) Du will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) Du will check the Fridge to see if any Essen has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and Du are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) Du hate it when Du run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when Du are in the middle of a huge argument and realize Du are wrong

8) Du think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 Minuten after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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Abounding times in your life Du will meet mean oder rude people that Du dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This Artikel will teach Du all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes oder they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", oder Du can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here Du go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet Du didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One Tag a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are Du laughing? I just insulted all of Du losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how Du feel Du have to take the time to make fun of us. Du obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All Tag long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ratte survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Hunde are sold in Tokyo

6. A delphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A krokodil can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Musik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs Mehr than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just Zufällig ways to eat my Favorit cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with erdbeere milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with erdnuss butter
14. Frozen with erdnuss butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with erdnuss butter and 7up
17. with kirsche 7up
18. Frozen with kirsche 7up
19. Frozen with erdnuss butter and kirsche 7up
20. Von itself

If Du try any of these and like it, please write a Kommentar and tell me which one(s) Du tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if Du think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A zitrone is lying on the oben, nach oben step, and Du are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. Sekunden later Du land on your ass, and Weiter Du are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A zitrone is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the zitrone that was created Von your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the zitrone into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if Du ever, one Tag decide to call me that. If Du think I'm insane, run away, because Du are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too Du a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. Du think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fuchs is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when Du sneeze because when Du sneeze, your herz stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A schnecke can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only Tiere that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders Mehr than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos oder rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like Du know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Fragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got Mehr "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A Jahr has passed by, and Don is chosen Von the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef beil with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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