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posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the küche making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Max277 Lmfao

xXxJDloverxXx *sniffs* It's...it's...beautiful. =')

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She Don't Know Me ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

What Mehr can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, Hey but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I Liebe her)
That I Liebe her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...

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Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't!

posted by AislingYJ

^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are Du ready for Sekunden yet?"

"Are Du going to come again Weiter time?"

"It's a little dry, do Du still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do Du think you'll be able to handle...

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WHAT Happend to zukos mom

posted by Gmillsap02

At the end of series 3, Du never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be Weiter in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well Du know that face oder a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If Du don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------

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Muffins, chapter 1

posted by flippy_fan210

Derpy

yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of Du don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy sagte she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...

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Hair ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I Liebe Du sugar
Yeah this is what Du do
When Du run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make Du stay
You’re the only one that keeps me Singen la la la
I Liebe to smell your t-shirt
I like the way Du are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what Du do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what Du do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how Du do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...

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Masquerade ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that Du want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything Du choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make Du happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this Liebe we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy Du are
You’re a talented kind of boy Du are
And that’s just the kind of boy Du are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musik plays
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Goin' Crazy ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, Hey boy
Gotta make Du mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, Hey boy
You’re really laid back and Du play it smooth
Hey boy, Hey boy
I see the way Du Bewegen from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish Du knew, what Du do
I can’t take my eyes off...

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Liebe Me For Me ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m not the girl that Du see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what Du need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what Du get is what Du see
And I can’t be any Mehr than what I am
Love me for me oder don’t Liebe me (Or don’t Liebe me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who Du want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...

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He sagte She sagte ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Ah
Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no Frage chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Küssen like that
We don’t need no Mehr that he sagte she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Küssen like that
We don’t need no Mehr that he sagte she said
He sagte girl...

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5 Ways to Cope With School Stress

posted by randomgirl3000

Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time oder due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors oder teaching assistance, your friends, your family oder school counselors. Von having a reliable network of support, Du allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...

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Remember that twat Luv_4_Bieber?

posted by _ColorBlind_

Hey..

So,

Remember me? Of course Du don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights Vor and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Schreiben skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<

I guess this is a welcome back post? Mehr like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY.

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PEOPLE THINKING 9/11 IS FOR JOKING IN YOUTUBE! THIS IS SERIUS!

posted by roxifoxi1000

Am sure Du all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people Von where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that Von just looking at the title, Du know it was made Von someone who lacks a soul. here is the Titel of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Du think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...

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Harry Potter Autor JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay!

posted by carsfan

Harry Potter Autor JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in Liebe with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.

"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him...

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Guess the Song

posted by Wanda5

I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the Antwort (song Titel and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice Von Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick Von boring brick Von Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up Von Taylor Swift

6. He woke up...

the hunger games, htf style

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Flippy

chapter 1
It was a normal Tag for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It sagte on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Du have been chosen...

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How to make a enmy

posted by koalagirl9

step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're hemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Du Liebe them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch oder stumach
step 8.Say i Liebe Du again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singen my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Du hate them
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I re-posted this because I think homophobia is wrong.

posted by DramaQueen1020

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...

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age of the dragons, chapter 1

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Chapter 1

It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an orange feuer elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Drachen if it was teilt, split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...

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The Zufällig Anime RP Foren club! Check it out!

posted by Clutch13

Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.

So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called Zufällig Anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find Anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are gepostet on Anime club but we got the Links in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, oder whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks arsch and if Du Liebe Anime and good story telling, I think Du will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully