Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a Mehr suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if Du can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did Du hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers Du can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All Du Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's herz is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. Du are going to fail the class completely no matter what Du get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure Du can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five Minuten into it, loudly say to the...

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have Du ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man Weiter to me!
I puked on the last person who flew Weiter to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would Du look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....