Zufällig Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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posted by neonstars

Are Du a scientist Cause I'd Like to do Du on a tabelle , Periodically(:

If Du where a dreieck You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

Hey baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for Du and I can't get up (:

Rosen are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

Du remind me of my Weiter boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If Du were a snack pack id eat Du without a spoon.

Du smell like a flower. Can I plant Du in my garden?

Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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Disney Princess - Belle

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Emma Watson

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Emma Sweet Emma

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Too Real

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and Du want to confuse them. No laughing oder anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my Friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do Du want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is Du who is calling me. Ok, so what did Du need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. Du called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! Du are the one who called me! Now i ask one Mehr time who are Du and why did Du call my at this...

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Zufällig jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and Du have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation Von saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall oder any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way Du laugh as Du wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt oder Uncle. If Du dare, hug them.
5. While passing a Zufällig stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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Reverse thinspo

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Suricates

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Real Life Disney Princesses - Pocahontas

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OOOOOOO Is That Minka Kelly's Nipple????

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone Du love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard oder hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as Du open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 Minuten oder so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring oder your nails on the blackboard Weiter time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Weiter konzert Du go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...