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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Home and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”

5.    “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”

6.    “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”

7.    “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”

8.    “I’m afraid I can’t tell Du why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”

9.    “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”

10.    "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."

11.     “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”

12.    “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”

13.    I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.

14.    I didn`t want to seem to eager.

15.    "Could Du please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Du again)

16.    " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sagte 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "

17.    "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)

18.    “I was trying to find Du a gift, (insert teachers name here)”

19.    "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Zeigen up on time."
I can`t no Mehr breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my herz is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

Du told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let Du gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
Küssen Du my Angel – Jäger der Finsternis boy
don`t fly away


written Von swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving Du forever and don`t forget Du
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
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"How to Google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from bier cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat oder human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do Lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better Frage would be why do Du care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions...
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~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do oder what they can give.
~ being able to Liebe simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. Du need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the herz that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive oder dominating. Liebe says "I want you...
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