1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Home and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Du why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Du please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Du again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sagte 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Du a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Zeigen up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Du why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Du please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Du again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sagte 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Du a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Zeigen up on time."
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my herz is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.
Du told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let Du gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around
I feel your warm hand on my neck
Küssen Du my Angel – Jäger der Finsternis boy
don`t fly away
written Von swagkathi
on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving Du forever and don`t forget Du
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)
💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)