Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^
1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.
2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.
3 Swim with a dolphin.
4 Skydive.
5 Have your portrait painted.
6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Du use it.
7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.
8 Watch the launch of the Weltraum shuttle.
9 Spend a whole Tag eating trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen without feeling guilty.
10 Be an extra in a film.
11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.
12 Make Liebe on a forest floor.
13 Make Liebe on a train.
14 Learn to rollerblade.
15 Own a room with a view.
16 Brew your own beer.
17 Learn how to take a compliment.
18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
19 Grow a beard and leave it for at least a month.
20 Give your mother a dozen red Rosen and tell her Du Liebe her.
21 Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
22 Put your name down to be a passenger on the first tourist shuttle to the moon.
23 Send a message in a bottle.
24 Ride a kamel into the desert.
25 Get to know your neighbors.
26 Plant a tree.
27 Learn not to say yes when Du really mean no.
28 Write a Fan letter to your all-time Favorit hero oder heroine.
29 Visit the Senate and the House of Representatives to see how Congress really works.
30 Learn to ballroom dance properly.
31 Eat jellied eels from a stall in London.
32 Be the boss.
33 Fall deeply in Liebe -- helplessly and unconditionally.
34 Ride the Trans-Siberian Express across Asia.
35 Sit on a jury.
36 Write the novel Du know Du have inside you.
37 Go to Walden Pond and read Thoreau while drifting in a canoe.
38 Stay out all night dancing and go to work the Weiter Tag without having gone Home (just once).
39 Drink bier at Oktoberfest in Munich.
40 Be someone's mentor.
41 dusche in a waterfall.
42 Ask for a raise.
43 Learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill.
44 Teach someone illiterate to read.
45 Be one of the first to take a flight on the new airbus A380.
46 Spend a night in a haunted house -- Von yourself.
47 Write down your personal mission statement, follow it, and revise it from time to time.
48 See a lunar eclipse.
49 Spend New Year's in an exotic location.
50 Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it.
51 Experience weightlessness.
52 Sing a great song in front of an audience.
53 Ask someone you've only just met to go on a date.
54 Drive across America from coast to coast.
55 Make a complete and utter fool of yourself.
56 Own one very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit.
57 Write your will.
58 Sleep under the stars.
59 Take a ride on the highest roller coaster in the country.
60 Learn how to complain effectively -- and do it!
61 Go wild in Rio during Carnival.
62 Spend a whole Tag Lesen a great novel.
63 Forgive your parents.
64 Learn to juggle with three balls.
65 Drive the Autobahn.
66 Find a job Du love.
67 Spend Weihnachten on the strand drinking pina coladas.
68 Overcome your fear of failure.
69 floß through the Grand Canyon.
70 Donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park.
71 Buy your own house and then spend time making it into exactly what Du want.
72 Grow a garden.
73 Spend three months getting your body into optimum shape.
74 Drive a umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio with the oben, nach oben down and Musik blaring.
75 Accept yourself for who Du are.
76 Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public.
77 Scuba dive off Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
78 Go up in a hot-air balloon.
79 Attend one really huge rock concert.
80 KISS someone you've just met on a blind date.
81 Be able to handle: your tax forms, Jehovah's Witnesses, your banker, telephone solicitors.
82 Give to a charity -- anonymously.
83 Lose Mehr money than Du can afford at roulette in Vegas.
84 Let someone feed Du peeled, seedless grapes.
85 KISS the Blarney stone and develop the gift of gab.
86Fart in a crowded space.
87 Make Liebe on the küche floor.
88 Go deep sea fishing and eat your catch.
89 Create your own web site.
90 Visit the Holy Land.
91 Make yourself spend a half-day at a concentration camp and swear never to forget.
92 Run to the oben, nach oben of the Statue of Liberty.
93 Create your Family Tree.
94Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium.
95 Make a hole-in-one.
96 Ski a double-black diamond run.
97 Learn to bartend.
98 Run a marathon.
99 Look into your child's eyes, see yourself, and smile.
100 Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.
1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.
2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.
3 Swim with a dolphin.
4 Skydive.
5 Have your portrait painted.
6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Du use it.
7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.
8 Watch the launch of the Weltraum shuttle.
9 Spend a whole Tag eating trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen without feeling guilty.
10 Be an extra in a film.
11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.
12 Make Liebe on a forest floor.
13 Make Liebe on a train.
14 Learn to rollerblade.
15 Own a room with a view.
16 Brew your own beer.
17 Learn how to take a compliment.
18 Buy a round-the-world air ticket and a rucksack, and run away.
19 Grow a beard and leave it for at least a month.
20 Give your mother a dozen red Rosen and tell her Du Liebe her.
21 Be a member of the audience in a TV show.
22 Put your name down to be a passenger on the first tourist shuttle to the moon.
23 Send a message in a bottle.
24 Ride a kamel into the desert.
25 Get to know your neighbors.
26 Plant a tree.
27 Learn not to say yes when Du really mean no.
28 Write a Fan letter to your all-time Favorit hero oder heroine.
29 Visit the Senate and the House of Representatives to see how Congress really works.
30 Learn to ballroom dance properly.
31 Eat jellied eels from a stall in London.
32 Be the boss.
33 Fall deeply in Liebe -- helplessly and unconditionally.
34 Ride the Trans-Siberian Express across Asia.
35 Sit on a jury.
36 Write the novel Du know Du have inside you.
37 Go to Walden Pond and read Thoreau while drifting in a canoe.
38 Stay out all night dancing and go to work the Weiter Tag without having gone Home (just once).
39 Drink bier at Oktoberfest in Munich.
40 Be someone's mentor.
41 dusche in a waterfall.
42 Ask for a raise.
43 Learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill.
44 Teach someone illiterate to read.
45 Be one of the first to take a flight on the new airbus A380.
46 Spend a night in a haunted house -- Von yourself.
47 Write down your personal mission statement, follow it, and revise it from time to time.
48 See a lunar eclipse.
49 Spend New Year's in an exotic location.
50 Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it.
51 Experience weightlessness.
52 Sing a great song in front of an audience.
53 Ask someone you've only just met to go on a date.
54 Drive across America from coast to coast.
55 Make a complete and utter fool of yourself.
56 Own one very expensive but absolutely wonderful business suit.
57 Write your will.
58 Sleep under the stars.
59 Take a ride on the highest roller coaster in the country.
60 Learn how to complain effectively -- and do it!
61 Go wild in Rio during Carnival.
62 Spend a whole Tag Lesen a great novel.
63 Forgive your parents.
64 Learn to juggle with three balls.
65 Drive the Autobahn.
66 Find a job Du love.
67 Spend Weihnachten on the strand drinking pina coladas.
68 Overcome your fear of failure.
69 floß through the Grand Canyon.
70 Donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park.
71 Buy your own house and then spend time making it into exactly what Du want.
72 Grow a garden.
73 Spend three months getting your body into optimum shape.
74 Drive a umwandelbar, konvertierbar, cabrio with the oben, nach oben down and Musik blaring.
75 Accept yourself for who Du are.
76 Learn to use a microphone and give a speech in public.
77 Scuba dive off Australia's Great Barrier Reef.
78 Go up in a hot-air balloon.
79 Attend one really huge rock concert.
80 KISS someone you've just met on a blind date.
81 Be able to handle: your tax forms, Jehovah's Witnesses, your banker, telephone solicitors.
82 Give to a charity -- anonymously.
83 Lose Mehr money than Du can afford at roulette in Vegas.
84 Let someone feed Du peeled, seedless grapes.
85 KISS the Blarney stone and develop the gift of gab.
86Fart in a crowded space.
87 Make Liebe on the küche floor.
88 Go deep sea fishing and eat your catch.
89 Create your own web site.
90 Visit the Holy Land.
91 Make yourself spend a half-day at a concentration camp and swear never to forget.
92 Run to the oben, nach oben of the Statue of Liberty.
93 Create your Family Tree.
94Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball stadium.
95 Make a hole-in-one.
96 Ski a double-black diamond run.
97 Learn to bartend.
98 Run a marathon.
99 Look into your child's eyes, see yourself, and smile.
100 Reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength.
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to kreuz the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.
Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
