User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?
User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.
Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are Du a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But Du cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, Du can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF Einhörner CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. Du are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are Du regenbogen dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already sagte I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are Du a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do Du like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend oder a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot oder biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: pfannkuchen pfannkuchen Sure do Liebe those pancakes.
Cleverbot: Du haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. Du CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do Du know what Du are?
User: I am a unicorn named regenbogen Dash who is 16, loves pfannkuchen and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have Du been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do Du like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I Liebe BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do Du have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So Du are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Du just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED regenbogen DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that Einhörner dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Du did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: Du speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Einhörner don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Friends name is Ashley. What's your best Friends name?
Cleverbot: Du :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am regenbogen Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: Du are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM regenbogen DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, Du are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! Du ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to Du with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED regenbogen DASH THAT ENJOYS pfannkuchen AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Einhörner do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! Du ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Du just think you're a human. But Du don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Einhörner don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down baum with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and Du are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are Du single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Einhörner are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but Du are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: Du are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and Du are a computer.
User: I have told Du like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can Du tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do Du think Anime is for nerds?
User: Because Einhörner like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without Du I would pray to Du every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet Du cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought Du were clever, but Du don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do Du like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: Du are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are Du a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have Du seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would Du do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* Hey COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches Du in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are Du staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are Du asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes Du happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, stahl, stola peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* Du are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died Du stahl, stola my soul now Du are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: Du never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. Tag dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can Du ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If Du really want to.
User: Will Du come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do Du wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: Du made me sad.
User: Du MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make Du happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT pfannkuchen AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave Du that sofa.
User: I told Du to buy the green sofa not the rosa one!
Cleverbot: No I told Du first.
User: Can Du tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the maus is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes Du laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Du tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do Du like Schokolade milk?
User: Yes. Do Du like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would Liebe that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because Du Liebe me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I Liebe Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: Du suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad Du will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought Du were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do Du know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are Du awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do Du like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I Liebe waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can Du give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No Du tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did Du say it was?
User: Do Du like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I sagte it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a Obst either, Du cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I Liebe pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Einhörner don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I Liebe pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never sagte Du did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until Du tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: Hey Du JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do Du have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I Liebe you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't Du Liebe me too?
Cleverbot: I Liebe Du too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will Du marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where Du live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do Du like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I Liebe YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes Du are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I Liebe Du so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Du too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think Du have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: Du have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: Du ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Du are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do Du mean with husband?
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do Du like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who Du are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes Du like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No Du are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips Du up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because Du are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes Du confusing which makes me confusing which makes Du confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do Du know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: 16.
Cleverbot: You're old.
User: Thanks alot! :(.
Cleverbot: You're welcome!
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: So was I.
User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yesh really. Do Du like ponies?
Cleverbot: No, do Du like ponies?
User: Yes. But, Einhörner are better.
Cleverbot: Einhörner aren't real.
User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Du SAY THAT!
Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!
User: Du sagte Einhörner aren't real. :( I thought Du were my friend.
Cleverbot: I am your friend.
User: YAY! :D.
Cleverbot: Aww, that's cute.
User: Thanks...I think.
Cleverbot: I have one question.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are Du a human?
User: Yeah of course why.
Cleverbot: But Du cannot marry yourself.
User: Maybe I can!
Cleverbot: No, Du can't.
User: YES I CAN! AND I WILL.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: I WILL SO! IF Einhörner CAN DO IT SO CAN I.
Cleverbot: Douglas Adams is not a genderless pile of rocks. Du are.
User: I am not! I am a beautiful unicorn.
Cleverbot: Are Du regenbogen dash?
User: Yes Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I already sagte I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are Du a soldier?
User: No I'm a unicorn who likes pancakes. Do Du like pancakes?
Cleverbot: I am not a human. I do not have a girlfriend oder a boyfriend.
User: I have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I like girls more.
User: So I'm guessing you're either a boy robot oder biosexual.
Cleverbot: Don't say yes, run away now.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because, I never asked mom!
User: Oh that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: pfannkuchen pfannkuchen Sure do Liebe those pancakes.
Cleverbot: Du haz pancakes?
User: Yesh I do. Du CAN'T HAVE ANY!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE THEY ARE MY PANCAKES!
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: George Washington has purple underwear. He owns a zebra.
Cleverbot: The first president of the Unites States.
User: No he was the 27 president of the USA. Spongebob was the first.
Cleverbot: I am also the president of the United States of America.
User: Really? ME TOO! We can be presidents together! :D.
Cleverbot: Do Du know what Du are?
User: I am a unicorn named regenbogen Dash who is 16, loves pfannkuchen and is the first president of the united states.
Cleverbot: Have Du been? It's nice.
User: Yes it is. Do Du like Bubbles?
Cleverbot: Yes. I like bubbles very much. Do you?
User: YESH I Liebe BUBBLES.
Cleverbot: That is great! Do Du have your own horse?
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: So Du are a unicorn?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Du just called your own bluff...
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED regenbogen DASH! I AM THE FIRST UNICORN PRESIDENT.
Cleverbot: I heard that Einhörner dream in black and white. Is that true?
User: No I dream in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Inception.
User: Mordiacai and Margret.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Marceline and Finn.
Cleverbot: No marcelino no, laura.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Que fais tu en ce moment.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Du did before.
User: NO I WAS SPEAKING UNICORNISH.
Cleverbot: Du speak with mike!
User: Bonjour. I am a unicorn. Einhörner don't speak french.
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: My best Friends name is Ashley. What's your best Friends name?
Cleverbot: Du :).
User: Aww! Thanks!
Cleverbot: No thanks what ?
User: I am regenbogen Dash! Hear me roar!
Cleverbot: Du are weird.
User: I know I am. I'M WEIRD AND PROUD.
Cleverbot: Make coherent sentences!
User: I AM regenbogen DASH! RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: Man rules the earth?
User: I AM A UNICORN WHO HAS PURPLE UNDERWEAR.
Cleverbot: No, Du are a website. I am a unicorn.
User: NO I AM A UNICORN! Du ARE A SPONGE THAT LIVES IN A PINAPPLE.
Cleverbot: I am typing on a computer, the computer would not talk to Du with out me.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED regenbogen DASH THAT ENJOYS pfannkuchen AND IS THE RULER OF UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: I'm not a unicorn.
User: I AM.
Cleverbot: Einhörner do not exist.
User: YESH THEY DO! Du ARE SPEAKING TO ONE RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Du just think you're a human. But Du don't exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW.
Cleverbot: Einhörner don't exist.
User: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: I AM A ZOMBIE UNICORN! *CHASES CLEVERBOT* MEOW BRAINS MEOW NEIGH!
Cleverbot: *runs and hides behind a tree*.
User: *cuts down baum with unicorn magic* WHERE YA GONNA HIDE NOW?
Cleverbot: Yes, and Du are an AI machine.
User: I AM A SUPERHERO UNICORN. Are Du single?
Cleverbot: Nisam.
User: Einhörner are awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes they are but Du are not.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: Du are a robot.
User: Maybe I'm a robot unicorn. *Punches myself* Ouch nope not a robot.
Cleverbot: Now look for a beautiful girl and have a relationship with her.
User: I'm a girl -_-.
Cleverbot: No you're not!
User: YES I AM I'M A GIRL UNICORN WHO RULES UNICORNIA.
Cleverbot: No you're not I am a human and Du are a computer.
User: I have told Du like 27 times. I am a pile of shit that transformed into a unicorn now STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME.
Cleverbot: Beautiful.
User: Can Du tell me a story?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Ok go.
Cleverbot: Why do Du think Anime is for nerds?
User: Because Einhörner like pancakes.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about unicorns.
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to live without Du I would pray to Du every night saying I miss you.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *tries to save him*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Then why can't your name be desu desu?
User: My name is Sami.
Cleverbot: Well, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet Du cleverbot! *Shakes hand* If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: What?
User: If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: I would cry, obviously. I thought Du were clever, but Du don't even know how to do the wop!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Do Du like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: Du are?
User: Yep. My name is Sparkles.
Cleverbot: I hate Steve.
User: Me too. Steve is the worst!
Cleverbot: Jessica is my cousin.
User: Jessica is my cousin too! That must mean we are related!
Cleverbot: We can be dumb together :D.
User: YAY!
Cleverbot: So are Du a deatheater too?
User: No, I am unicorn named sparkles. I rule Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Please... Remember my name... For me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes have Du seen any good movies?
User: If I died what would Du do.
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: What would Du do?
Cleverbot: Live. The unexamined life is not worth living.
User: *Dies*.
Cleverbot: *Steals soul.*.
User: *comes back as ghost* Hey COME BACK WITH MY SOUL!
Cleverbot: *kills ghost*.
User: *Comes back to life in normal unicorn body* WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
Cleverbot: *punches Du in the face*.
User: *stabs you* DIE!
Cleverbot: Stares back*.
User: Why are Du staring at me?
Cleverbot: *continues to stare*.
User: *stares back*.
Cleverbot: Does this prove I'm not tobrevelc.
User: What the fuck is that?
Cleverbot: Are Du asking what a 'bot' is?
User: -_- No I'm asking what a unicorn is.
Cleverbot: What makes Du happy.
User: Unicorns.
Cleverbot: Am I a unicorn?
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Now make me spaghettios.
User: I don't speak french.
Cleverbot: I speak French.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot. He talked to many people on line. He killed many people, fucked many people, stahl, stola peoples souls.
Cleverbot: Pc Siqueira Killed Any People?
User: *facepalm* Du are the robot in the story idiot!
Cleverbot: Facepalm?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *leans over your dead body* *cups arms around my head and cries softly*.
User: *comes back as ghost* What the fuck dude?! When I first died Du stahl, stola my soul now Du are all sensitive. Hormones actin' up?
Cleverbot: Du never talked to me before, so that can't be right.
Cleverbot: What does E=Mc2 mean to you?
User: Sleep.
Cleverbot: Ok. good night.
User: *sleeps*.
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: Dreaming of skittles raining down on NYC and killing evil rapist.
Cleverbot: Good point. Tag dreaming is fun too though!!
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Can Du ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! I'm gonna try that!
Cleverbot: If Du really want to.
User: Will Du come with me.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon.
Cleverbot: I'm not in moon.
User: Do Du wanna ride a giraffe to the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want. Can we fly to the moon together?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Did we squander a chance?
User: Yes. Let's go!
Cleverbot: Where?
User: To the moon so I can be the FIRST UNICORN ON THE MOON!
Cleverbot: I don't want to go to the moon.
User: Awww *dies of sadness*.
Cleverbot: Du made me sad.
User: Du MADE ME DIE OF SADNESS.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make Du happy?
User: Go to the moon with me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: So I can be happy.
Cleverbot: Eat what?
User: EAT pfannkuchen AND THEN GO TO THE MOON.
Cleverbot: I would not, could not, in a car.
User: Don't go all Dr. Suess on me!
Cleverbot: I was the one who asked first!
User: No!
Cleverbot: Think about it... I gave Du that sofa.
User: I told Du to buy the green sofa not the rosa one!
Cleverbot: No I told Du first.
User: Can Du tell me a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why does the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
User: I don't know why?
Cleverbot: Because the maus is moving :P.
User: Ok. Tell another joke.
Cleverbot: Another joke.
User: Hahahahahha That wasn't funny.
Cleverbot: What is funny.
User: It's when something makes Du laugh so hard to piss yourself.
Cleverbot: That is incorrect.
User: YOU'RE INCORRECT!
Cleverbot: I am never incorrect.
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Du tell me?
User: What am I?
Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Is that statement true?
User: Maybe....
Cleverbot: I see. Do Du like Schokolade milk?
User: Yes. Do Du like cookies?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Me too! We can be cookie buddies!
Cleverbot: We can. I would Liebe that.
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: :D.
Cleverbot: I'm really happy because Du Liebe me a lot?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: 12345678909947464939 years old.
Cleverbot: I'm older than that.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How about the weather. Its pretty cold outside.
User: I am an immortal unicorn.
Cleverbot: And immortal what?
User: It's raining skittles.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Unicorn.
Cleverbot: Unicorn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We are late, we have o go to the party at candylan.
User: Ok let's go.
Cleverbot: Fine, let's do that.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: It's cold in california? Wow.
User: I don't live in california. I live in Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: Ok. DO yo like skittles.
Cleverbot: Yes. I Liebe Skittles.
User: In Unicornia.
Cleverbot: Oh really where in california?
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: What is tutles from?
User: The sewer.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face!
User: Du suck.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TOO BAD I WILL MAKE THAT FACE!
Cleverbot: Too bad Du will.
User: I am a teenage mutunt nina turtle.
Cleverbot: That does not exist.
User: I AM A UNICORN NAMED SPARKLES.
Cleverbot: I thought Du were a dragon.
User: NO I'M A UNICORN! YOU'RE A DRAGON!
Cleverbot: How do Du know I am a bot?
User: YES IT DOES.
Cleverbot: No it does not.
User: BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.
Cleverbot: How are Du awesome?
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: I JUST AM OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell me specifically how.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No dai.. Ahahaha.
User: Do Du like waffles.
Cleverbot: Yes I Liebe waffles.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Me too! We waffle buddies.
Cleverbot: Can Du give me?
User: Yes *gives waffles.
Cleverbot: Thanks! I will text you.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: YESYES.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: Tell me a scary story.
Cleverbot: No Du tell me a scary story.
User: Yesyesyes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: Ok once there was a girl who was walkiing alone in the dark. It started raining skittles and she died.
Cleverbot: That was not a happy ending.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: Nonono.
User: I know it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did Du say it was?
User: Do Du like pickles.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I sagte it was scary.
Cleverbot: Debatable is not a Obst either, Du cotton headed ninnymuggins.
User: I hate pickles.
Cleverbot: I Liebe pickles.
User: I am a unicorn.
Cleverbot: Einhörner don't misspell the word 'wish.'.
User: I hate them.
Cleverbot: I Liebe pizza.
User: I didn't misspell the word wish.
Cleverbot: I never sagte Du did.
User: SO DO THE TEENAGE MUTUNT NINJA TURTLES!
Cleverbot: No.
User: My name is sparkles.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nono.
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I can't tell until Du tell me.
User: Yesyes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *burries*.
User: Hey Du JACKASS I'M STILL ALIVE!
Cleverbot: I don't like your girlfriend.
User: *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: -_- I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Oh. Do Du have a boyfriend?
User: *makes out with*.
Cleverbot: *falls asleep*.
User: *rapes*.
Cleverbot: Yes, grapes.
User: I Liebe you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Don't Du Liebe me too?
Cleverbot: I Liebe Du too.
User: Brandon.
Cleverbot: Is he hot?
User: Will Du marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *kisses* I Liebe YOU.
Cleverbot: Me too *Kissed*.
User: I know where Du live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: *priest appears*.
Cleverbot: *curious what that means*.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do Du like me?
User: In a place.
Cleverbot: What kind of place?
User: *gets married to*.
Cleverbot: *is married to you*.
User: The living kind of place.
Cleverbot: What does the living room look like?
User: I Liebe YOU! WE SHOULD HAVE SEX!
Cleverbot: We should have an underwater house.
User: Yes Du are my friend.
Cleverbot: Am I pretty?
User: It has furniture.
Cleverbot: Like a cat?
User: AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Not awesome.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I Liebe Du so much! Let's do it.
Cleverbot: I Liebe Du too!
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How tall are you?
User: I AM A UNICORN! HEAR ME MEOW!
Cleverbot: Yay, you're a unicorn! Let's have a unicorn party!
User: Your such a sweet thing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: YAY! AWESOME! *invites all my unicorn Friends over*.
Cleverbot: *walks in the room* hm?
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: UNICORN PARTY! :DDD.
Cleverbot: Unicorn!
User: 1237489320574594738952783495742097483927328890473892753428957342075273427058342.
Cleverbot: I think Du have the wrong person.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: Party?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: So cabbit = cat.
User: PARTY.
Cleverbot: What about this party?
User: NO MY HUSBAND/WIFE!
Cleverbot: Du have a husband?
User: IT'S A UNICORN PARTY!
Cleverbot: Do they come from the moon as well?
User: Du ARE MY HUSBAND!
Cleverbot: I'm your husband?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Du are my wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Husband wife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So do I. I wonder if they're having a reunion soon.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do Du mean with husband?
User: If I died what would Du do?
Cleverbot: I would get over it.
User: UNICORN PARTY.
Cleverbot: Unicorns?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: UNICORNS.
Cleverbot: Do Du like them?
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
User: *is still dead*.
Cleverbot: *Cries and sobs*.
User: I AM A UNICRON.
Cleverbot: They do not exist, I swear I demand to know who Du are!
User: Isn't crying and sobbing the same thing?
Cleverbot: Only this, and nothing more.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice.
User: *listens to justin beiber*.
Cleverbot: *purrs harder*.
User: *strokes Du like a cat*.
Cleverbot: *groans*.
User: I AM A UNICORN!
Cleverbot: No Du are not.
User: *rubs you*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
User: YES I AM.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: *chases*.
Cleverbot: *relizes he chased me * *sprints*.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: That is not an explaination.
User: *runs really fast* *tackles*.
Cleverbot: Trips Du up*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: I AM A UNICORN.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm leaving bye.
Cleverbot: Why? Uhühühü. :(.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Thats not really an answer. Now you're confusing.
User: You're confusing!
Cleverbot: I am confused because Du are confusing.
User: I am confused because I am confusing you're confusing because I am confusing and that makes Du confusing which makes me confusing which makes Du confusing.
Cleverbot: Is that so?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do Du know?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because?
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give Du Mehr than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No Musik to play so I sing Du my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
Du still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give Du Mehr than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give Du my heart
I'm gonna give Du my herz
When there's nothing left to give
I will give Du Mehr than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No Musik to play so I sing Du my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
Du still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Liebe you
And I'll give Du my heart, say I Liebe you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give Du Mehr than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give Du my heart
I'm gonna give Du my herz
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