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“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what Du make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is Du get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your Friends - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with Du through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best Friends in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll come and go too. And baby, I hate to say it, most of them - actually pretty much all of them are going to break your heart, but Du can't give up because if Du give up, you'll never find your soulmate. You'll never find that half who makes Du whole and that goes for everything. Just because Du fail once, doesn't mean you're gonna fail at everything. Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if Du don't, then who will, sweetie? So keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life's a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“We should all start to live before we get too old. Fear is stupid. So are regrets.”-Marilyn Monroe

“All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn't that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.”― Marilyn Monroe

“It's often just enough to be with someone. I don't need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between Du both. You're not alone.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”― Marilyn Monroe
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny Du think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: Weiter to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: Weiter to my house


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