here's a Liste of ways to deal with sid's grandmother a.k.a granny

1.If granny wants Du to chew her Obst . simply grab the now chewed Obst with a napkin and give to granny that way Du can avoid having bacteria oder saliva. if Du don't chew for granny then get ready to write your will , cause granny's cane is gonna whack Du for the rest of your life

2. Granny mistakens your gender , just go with it cause she's delusional.

3.When your feeding her Essen watch out for those teeth of hers , there sharper than a pocket knife!

4.Keep an eye on her and don't turn around unless someone's calling for Du if Du do then granny will be gone Von a Sekunde trust me she disappears like batman! oder just tie a rope around her waist and around your hand that way you'll know where she goes.

5.Granny wants Du to meet precious simple, reply with a yes oder no respond. that is , if Du wanna speak to a giant whale. first be polite and say hi don't be afraid cause precious is friendly she wouldn't dare hurt any of granny's friends.

6.This continues on from 5 if your afraid of precious and granny really wants Du to meet her pet , i suggest Du come up with a quick excuse to get out , just don't act rude about it.

7.Whenever Du get a bonk on the head with her cane , you'll know Du have woken up granny from her beauty sleep , so i suggest Du buy a helmet.

8.Don't take granny's threats seriously , sometimes she says things she doesn't mean , what she says is often sarcastic.

9.Don't ever Frage granny's disappearence she can easily pop out of nowhere where Du are oder right in front of you.

10.Remember to correct granny's grammer even if she doesn't understand go ahead and teach her. , unless Du want your family to be called ham and cheese