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OK so recently i figured out that when my sister allie gets scared really uber bad she freak'n FLIPS OUT and starts randomly punching and hitting the closest person 2 her hahaha. i learned that the hard way when my cat was trying 2 eat her cerial ...... so this was like sometime last Jahr and me and my sister allie had JUST got back from skool, so of course the 1st thing we go 4 is the food. she pours the bowl of cerial and the milch and what not and she sits down at the tabelle and the cat desides 2 try 2 eat her cerial. so of coarse allie ain't feel'n that so she throws the cat out the window (its ok she didnt have far 2 fall haha) and then i sit down with my bowl and there the cat is again! trying 2 eat allie's cerial, so i throw her out again not thinking anything of it. then i say "wait! allie? how'd the cat get back n i just threw her out!" and allies like all " um idk the play room door is shut so- ..... oh crap!" and then i get what shes saying and realizes that all though the play room door was shut the living room door was still open and she could have got n through the doggy door. andi was like "allie! hurry, the door!" and we both jumped out of r seats and run 2 the door. we looked 2 see if she was out there and just as soon as we do we see her head coming through the doggy door and we were like "ah! shes coming! shut the door!" and right now we both r just like screaming r heads off and r n a total panic! so we quickly try 2 shut the door, but it wont close and so i look down 2 see the besen laying n the door way. i screamed "allie! the broom, the broom! we gotta Bewegen the broom!" so as i pick up the besen and throw it out there as fast as i've ever thrown a besen out a door, my sister is setting there screaming "ah! shes coming shes coming hurry!" and so i Bewegen out of the doorway real fast and we both shut the door with a loud slam! we barly made it! but my sister allie and i r still screaming from the horror! and allie is like hitting me really hard and slapping my and punching me! so unable 2 defend myself from her crazy kung fu skills! i fall on the floor and we both stop screaming and automaticly start cracking up laughing and allie was laughing so hard that she fell on oben, nach oben of me. we started litteraly rolling on the on the floor laughing. hahaha! and the moral of this story is that when u throw ur phyco cat outof ur house make sher that there is NO WAY they can get back in!
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your halsband, kragen and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When Du get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when Du reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatel, spachtel and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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